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Royal Retainers

Some of these people are featured elsewhere in my realm, and you can click on their names to get there.

Prince Consort

• The position of Prince Consort is currently available, and applications are being accepted. Coincidentally, applications for concubine are also being considered.

Ladies of the Court

• Lady Allie - My dear best friend moved to the far away kingdom of Indiana after graduation and has not been around since, but we try to keep the insanity going through email.
• Lady Rachel - My favorite coworker and partner in crime is a speech and hearing disorder major at University of Toledo.

Gentlemen of the Court

• Sir Anthony- One of my oldest friends, this poor Army boy is currently stationed in Germany and doesn't write nearly enough, but I love him anyway.
• Sir Kevin- Sometimes victim of The Clan and knight in shining armor (minus the armor), Kevin is currently attempting to pick up some sliminess before law school in the fall.
• Sir Tim - Tim is a commuter student and radio dj permanently trapped in this icy, snow-covered hell on earth we call northwestern Pennsylvania. But we have a good time.
• Sir Rod - My other roommate also plays tuba in the marching band and works third shift at a car factory while planning his ascension to ruler of the universe.