The Bar
The Bar
smoke
noise
beer
shots
spills
laughter
more beer
more shots
weaving
peeing
pizza
shot
oyster sandwhich
laughter
smoke
foam
noise
music
football
cigarettes
big glass
small glass
J.D.
Wild Turkey
Jaegermeister
gimme a Bud
gimme a Coors Light
like making love in a canoe
it's fucking near water
white zin
frigging gay
no....
gays have better taste
another beer
hail, hail, the gang's all here
in heaven there is no beer
doe...the thing that buys our beer
don't want no fucking near beer
turn up the music
football
six packs, seven fifty
did she just look at me?
gotta see a man about a horse
smoke
ashes
missed the ash tray
spilled my beer
don't cry over spilt milk
these people are not my ilk
shit, she's with him
she's too fat
she's too thin
bet she gives good head
bed
where I should be
gotta pee again
hey Bartender
my only friend
gimme a shot
hot peppers
hot sausage
hot damn
she sure is hot
what the fuck you looking at
ya don't wear hats indoors
she looks like a whore
another beer please
what does she in him?
buck teeth, big zits
god she has gorgeous tits
smoke time
where's my lighter?
hey buddy, got a light?
can you spare a dime
oh my darling Clemintine
she sure is fine
hey dude, those smokes are mine
writing like the bard
couldn't get hard if I tried
french fries
blue eyes
maybe a cheesburger would taste good
would you watch my purse?
would you go home with me?
my bad....
got lots of money
hey honey can I buy you a drink?
bathroom stinks
someone pissed on the floor
where's the whore now?
damn...she left
bet she's wet
get me another beer
he looks queer
Rock and Rye
I'm getting buzzed
another smoke
oughta quit
shit, she left with him
aren't there any single women in this town?
drowning sorrows
tomorrow's another day
hey hey
this is the way we wash our clothes
the bar closes at two
who's that girl in the blue sweater?
got a letter from my EX
damn I miss sex
another smoke
dude's taking tokes out back
what a fuckin rack on her!
a lot of red in this place
she's got a butter face
long hair
short hair
wonder if she's bare down there
I'm a poet and don't know it
cause my feet are long fellows
yellow top
black pants
she sure is sexy
really feeling the buzz now
guy next to me is a cop
the fuzz.... too seventies
Contageous laugh across the bar
far be it from me
to judge anybody
christ what a body on her!
I'm sure she's with him
gotta grin cause I'm so smug
another mug please
don't bug me
I'm on a mission
don't piss me off
coffee is the furthest thing from my mind
I'll pass on the screaming nazi
what an ass!
Bob just moved beside me
what's up with that?
no problemo
getting smashed
it's a good night
her nose is just right
I'm a sucker
would like to fuck her
but it's a pipe dream
my standards are too high
just my luck
the chick over there is too young
hell no I'm not hung like a horse
of course it's supposed to be a matter of how you use it
abuse it way too often
soften the blow by telling me
you're already taken and happy
Bob,Carol, Ted, and Alice
what about Ed?
any Deb's in here?
No?
time to go home
finish the beer
smoke the last smoke
no more beer
on my own
time to go home
adios amigos
PaPoetGuy 11/21/04
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