Potato Prophecy

The Potato is omnipotent and omniscient. And He wants to share His wisdom with His faithful worshippers. So we here at The Potato God Worship Center present to you the Prophecies of The Potato:

Unsolicited Prophecy

Signs of the Apocalypse

Questions from the Public

Instant Gratification

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