Alf/Dumb comic

I don't remember the month these were in the Silhouette, but they ran together because I found that whoever didn't laugh at one of the comics, laughed at the other.

First,

Ok, so the image isn't too clear, but you can get the gist of it. The scribbly guy is supposed to be ALF, which later turns out to be a guy dressed as ALF. In the finished comic, I put a Talking Heads logo type thing on Baghead's shirt, and replaced all the dumb drawings of ALF with actual pictures of ALF from the internet. I think this is the biggest comic I have written, but I also thought it was the most sophisticated, and therefore, best. Here's the transcript:
Mullet Guy (Shirt says: Mullet Madness): Whoa, did you see the new kid?!?
Baghead: New kid?
Baghead: Hey, you the new kid?
Alf: New? Ha! (Note: imagine the "ha!" he does on the show.) I'm 230 years old! (Note: sad part is, I think I actually looked up his age...)
Bag: Alright, alright, I didn't ask for your life story. So, you go to skool here?
Alf: No, I'm the graduation speaker. Willie got me the job. (Note: for those who don't remember, Alf lives with Willie and the other Tanners)
Bag: Wow, a big star from Melmac, what kind of fee do you charge?
Alf: 20 cats and a lasagne, HA!
Bag: Wait, isn't Garfield the one who likes lasagne?
Alf: Look kid, I'm only getting $50 for this gig. I only do my best work for $200.
Later...
Bag: And that's what he said...
Mullet: Geez, he could have at least said he ate Garfield and that's why he wants lasagne...
ya know, maintain some professional dignity.
Great, huh?

Next,

This one speaks for itself, tries for the laugh with all out ridiculousness.
Yea, it doesn't make sense to me either...

Other random writings on papers.