Women want him...and men want to be him!
By Lucas
Last Friday I was having a conversation with a
couple of women that work with me in Titan Tower.
We were talking about how much exposure the World
Wrestling Federation is getting these days, when
suddenly the conversation turned into "sex and the
male superstar."
Always looking to dig up dirt on anyone and
everyone, I immediately asked my three female peers
to give me a
list of which three male superstars they considered
most attractive. Each list was different, however
there was one common thread-Edge.
The enigmatic member of the Brood found his way on
to all three women's lists, as they agreed that he
was extremely attractive and had an undeniable aura
about
him that drew them to him.
A few hours later I was checking my e-mail and
discovered one of my friends from high school
dropped me a quick note. It had been while since I
spoke with him, so I was interested to see what was
new in his life. No such luck though. All he wanted
to know was, "What's up with the Brood?" This
friend is a huge fan of the gothic trio, and was
wondering what the future held for them. Although
he wanted to see them remain a cohesive unit, he
also was quick to point out that "Edge would be
awesome out on his own. He's so cool. He'd be
Intercontinental Champion in no time I bet."
What I experienced last week was nothing out of the
ordinary these days. The fact of the matter is that
everyone digs Edge-men, women and children.
I'm convinced that Edge could get any chick he
wants. Aside from my three co-workers, I know that
at sold-out arenas all over the world, women scream
for his long blonde locks and larger-than-life
smile. Take a look at the young superstar. He's a
good-looking fella with an unbelievable amount of
charisma. He has a presence that demands attention,
without ever asking for it. I'm secure enough in my
masculinity to say that I can see why
women all over the place go ballistic over Edge.
Why do men like him? To put it simply-he's cool. He
dresses cool, looks cool and pretty much goes nuts
and kicks ass when he's in the ring. Unlike another
famed Federation playboy (now you call him
commissioner),
Edge isn't an arrogant pretty boy who has to use a
shoehorn to get into his shorts and spends half the
day worrying about his hair.
Edge has a very dark side to him that is mysterious
and uncontrollable. It is an aspect of human nature
that I believe most men have, but very few are
brave(or insane) enough to ever let it see the
surface. Men everywhere can live that side of their
souls vicariously through Edge, every time he steps
between the ropes.
And of course, one reason for Edge's popularity
that is common for all genders is his in-ring
ability. This young superstar is as athletic as
they come, and when he's working a match you know
you're in for a treat.
Although the sentence that appears as the title of
this piece is usually used to describe everyone's
favorite International man of mystery-Austin Powers-
perhaps it is more accurately used when talking
about Edge these days.
(article from WWF.com)
