Past Phrases

Constantly screwed, never fucked.

Life is Like a dick. When it gets hard, fuck it.

Man who stand on toliet is high on pot.

Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

Naughty boy! Go to my room!

Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.