(Tape starts. In middle of conversation about square nipples.)
Yokori: Square nipples today?
Shoujo: No square nipples today.
Yokori: Why not? It's so funny when you go to the other table and go "square nipple!!"!
Shoujo: I know. It's funny.
Keiran Halcyon: We don't get the same reaction. It used to be funny but it's not anymore. You overdid it. You used it too much.
Yokori: Used what too much?
Keiran Halcyon: The square nipple thing.
Yokori: But it's funny!!!!! She just starts saying SQUARE NIPPLES! WOOHOOOO!
Shoujo: Hahaha...and I go to the other table and go "You want to touch my square nipple?" And that table is,like, all guys.
Yokori: And then all you see in their pants is *woooop*
(unintelligible)
Yokori: So *guess* what. I have a watch.
Shoujo: Yeah.
Yokori: And it's got a little butterfliey guy on it.
Shoujo: I know.
(unintelligible)
Yokori: I can tell you the time in Spanish. You want to hear the time in Spanish, 'cause I can't do it. You took Spanish, right?
PreppyChic: Yea.
Yokori: And you had to do that essay on your favorite teacher. Who'd you do?
PreppyChic: Greiner.
Yokori: Greiner! I read your paper.
PreppyChic: That's cause that's the only teacher I know how to spell his name.
Yokori:You have a thing for Greiner. PreppyChic:No no no.
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Shoujo: Raoko wants to dye her hair silver.
Yokori: She'd look so stupid with silver hair. Keiran would look cool with it.
Keiran Halcyon: Where is she?
Yokori: I think she cut lunch to go see ScopeMan.
Shoujo: To suck his dick.
Keiran Halcyon: Probably.
Shoujo: (lets out giggle)
PreppyChic: I think it's French.
Shoujo: What the hell are you reading your Fruit Roll-ups for?
PreppyChic: My fruit Roll-ups. They're the kind with the different money on them.
Yokori: Lemme see! (sees) Cool.
Shoujo: (As PreppyChic starts to eat one) Put your money where your mouth is, right?
Keiran Halcyon: When Raoko comes back, ask her if she had fun.
Yokori: With ScopeMan in the janitor's closet. When Raoko comes, ask her if she had fun with Scope Man in the janitors closet.
Keiran Halcyon: No. Just say: "have fun?"
Yokori: Why?
Keiran Halcyon: It's called dramatic irony.
(Raoko walks in, whining "not fair")
Keiran Halcyon, PreppyChic, Shoujo, Yokori: Have fun?
PreppyChic: He's gonna pay you in advance.
Raoko: Eww! I'm not doing that with you!
Crackhead: I don't want you.
Raoko: Good. Why don't you go over to Otaku's house and do that with her!!
Yokori: Did you and ScopeMan have fun in the janitor's closet?
Raoko: I didn't do anything in the janitor's closet!!
Shoujo: Damn! I wanna watch!!(starts laughing)
Raoko:Ewwww!! Anyway, he's over in the wood shop room and I can't go see him!!!
Yokori: Ask to go to the bathroom and then go visit him.
Shoujo: You could go visit him in the bathroom.
PreppyChic: (still eating Fruit Roll-ups) Okay. If this is French, why does it have a leaning tower of Pisa on it? I think it's like part Italy and part France or something. One side has French stuff and the other side has Italian stuff. Keiran Halcyon:(Reading Star Wars book) He stole my bookmark, that bastard.
Shoujo:(burps into tape recorder and laughs loudly.)
Yokori: Stop belching!! We don't come to lunch to hear you belch!!!
Shoujo: (still laughing maniacally) I'm gonna FART, then!!!(laughs even harder)
Yokori: No!
Shoujo: (keeps laughing)
Yokori: Keep your GASES to yourself!!!!
Shoujo: (beside herself with laughter)I can't, then I'd explode and get sick! Or something like that!!
PreppyChic: If you exploded, you wouldn't be sick, you'd be dead.
Shoujo: I'll get sick then!
PreppyChic: Actually, you'd probably just get really constipated.
Shoujo: Ewwwwwwww! (laughs harder for some odd reason)I mean, how would I tell my mom that? It would be like "Hey Mom, I'm constipated!!" Even though it wouldn't be as embarassing as the girl who masturbated with a hot dog and it broke off. Now imagine what she had to say to her mom about THAT one. "Hey, Mom, I have a lttle problem here. I was masturbating!!" (breaks off into laughter) If I ,like, had that problem, my relationship with my mom would never be the same. She'd like, look at me differently.
Yokori: Your mom never gives anyone a straight face. Not you, not me, only like your dad.
Shoujo: What do you mean?
Yokori: She just kinda stares at you.
PreppyChic: (staring at Yokori)She stares at you?
Yokori: Don't do that!
Shoujo: (staring at Yokori) She stares at you? What do you mean she staaaaaares at you?
Yokori: Stop it dammit don't do that!!
PreppyChic laughs.
(unintelligible)
Shoujo burps and laughs.
(unintelligible)
Yokori: Eew no! Don't do that with my mom, you sicko!(pause) I'm NOT SLEEPING WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!!!
PreppyChic: That was kinda loud.
Shoujo: Not as loud as..........ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGY!!!!!!!!
PreppyChic: O-k.....now that was,like uncalled for.
Yokori:I want another Starburst but I don't know where they sell them.
PreppyChic: Over there.
Yokori:Thanks.
Shoujo: (wanting to attract attention, so yells straight into the tape recorder.) I have CHEEEEEEEEEESE FRRRRRRIIIIIIIIES!!!
Crackhead: You're a MOR-ON!!!
Keiran Halcyon: You're talking TOOOO LOUUUD!
PreppyChic: (notices recorder)Ummm....why are you recording our conversation?
Shoujo: Wow! Someone finally asked that!!!
Keiran Halcyon: Holy shit, it's running!(picks it up) I assume I hit "stop".
Shoujo: Don't.
Keiran Halcyon: No, let's stop and listen to it!
Shoujo:No, the lunch period isn't over yet.
Keiran Halcyon: Ok. (puts down tape recorder.)
Shoujo:(as soon as it is put diwn, she belches into it and laughs loudly.)
Yokori: Dammit, keep your GASES to yourself until we exit the lunchroom.
Otaku: (Belches even louder in the distance. Whole table cracks up except for Yokori.)
Yokori: You too!!
Keiran Halcyon: Why are you recording us?
Shoujo: I'm going to type this up on the FUZZBALL page.
Keiran Halcyon:You're insane.
Yokori: You are so screwed up.
Keiran Halcyon: Then again, I am too, so I have no room to talk.
Otaku: Wait, I have the car and I have the keys...
Yokori: No ,wait, you have the car and Crackhead has the keys!!!(means it in whole different way)
Keiran Halcyon: Has that been recording since the beginning of the period?
Shoujo: Yes. Everything you said has been recorded!!!Wooooooooo......woooooooo......wooooooooo... lalalalalala-AAAAAHHH!! (was making creepy sounds and giggling until Keiran makes like he's going to pour water on her breasts.)
Yokori: If you actually poured the water she'd probably enjoy it, be all like oh yeah and start stroking.
Shoujo: Eww, man, I wouldn't-AAAAAHHHH!! (Keiran did it again.)
Raoko: Shoujo, you already building a reputation for yourself. I mean, first it was Curly in the balcony, then Pimp in the boiler room. (blowjobs)
Keiran Halcyon: Raoko, that's nothing compared to what you've done. (sex)
Raoko: I'm a good girl!! Me and ScopeMan are taking it slow!!
Shoujo: I'm going to fart(fart) I did.
Yokori: Shoujo, we don't want to SMELL your GASES, we don't want to HEAR your GASES, and we definately don't want to know WHEN you MAKE your GASES!!!
Shoujo: (pretends as if she is reaching for Raoko's oversized breasts. She automatically screams and cries.)Heheheh!! That was funny! (imitating Raoko) no no stop!!! WAAAAA!
Keiran Halcyon: (french laugh)
Raoko: Otaku? What are you doing with your hand under there? (her hand is under the table where Crackhead is.)
(Shoujo burps.)
Yokori: What are you trying to jerk him or something?
Otaku: No, I was trying to hit him. I'm a virgin!
Yokori: Keiran has fuzzy hair today. (starts playing with Keiran's hair.)
(a comment is made at the other side of the table and everyone, especially Keiran goes "oooo".)
Yokori: Yes, he probably has two balls and a schlong. Where do they come from? (pause) Your DAD? Ewwwwwww!
Keiran Halcyon: That's a big one too.
Yokori: Ewwwww!
(Raoko giggles)
Yokori: Did you feel his big dick?
Erin: I'll dip it in cheese. You can have some of my fries tomorrow.(eating Shoujo's cheese fries.)
PreppyChic: Ok, all I heard was dick dipped in cheese.
Shoujo: Ewwwwwwwww!
Raoko: (grabs Keiran's popcorn chicken. Picks a big piece)
Keiran Halcyon: No, I'll give you this one.(holds up smaller piece.) I'll give you this. Give that back.
Raoko: I don't trust you.
Keiran Halcyon: Fine, then. Never mind. (eats it)
Raoko: It's gone! Well, now you won't give it to me,are you?
Keiran Halcyon: Well now I can't give it to---(thinks about the phrase "give it to me". Everyone soon catches on.)
Raoko: Ewwwww!
Yokori: Is fuzzy a penis?
Shoujo: No he is not a penis! He is a small brown ball of fuzz.
I'm home, officer, take me drunk.