Odd Stuff

Lunch for Wednesday, March 22, 2000 (still under construction)
Things that Rule.

Lunch- I tape record my lunch period and type it up in script form.

Things That Rule- Total insanity about bendy pencils and whatnot.


Shoujo- Me!!! I am totally crazy at the lunch table.

Yokori>- She yells at me when I fart and belch. She's funny. She also loves the square nipples routine. That's when I put Starburst in my bra and start yelling "Square nipples!!", "I have square nipples" and "Do you want to touch my square nipples?"

Raoko>- She has huge boobs and is paranoid about people looking at them. Her current boyfriend is ScopeMan.

Keiran Halcyon>- He goes ballistic and does a monkey dance whenever he hears the word "monkey". He also loves Star Wars. He is usually one to come up with a funny quote or comment at just the right time. He has a website at Virtualave that is a lot like this section of mine. Check it out at: http://birdnerd.virtualave.net

You can cut&paste, right?

Monkey? Monkey?!! MMMMMONNNNNNNNKKKKEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!

nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh MONKEY MONKEY

nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh MONKEY MONKEY

MMMMMONNNNNNNNKKKKEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!

um, anyway....

PreppyChic- She just sorta sits there. She likes lunchables and bananas.

Crackhead- He used to be Raoko's boyfriend and my boyfriend, but he is sooooo overprotective and such a jerk. He smokes crack and pot and drinks and he only cares about sex. Me and Raoko both had the good sense to dump him. He thinks he is the best fighter and constantly threatens people and stuff. He sits at our table because we're probably some of the only people who would tolerate a loser like him.

Otaku- She is wierder than me but she is also an extremely good anime artist. She is going out with Crackhead or something. They aren't on the tape much because they sit a little bit away from the center of the one table. Technically they don't sit at our table, but that table is next to ours, so it counts as ours.


Anyway, on the tape that I am typing from, Me, Raoko and Yokori have the loudest voices and we are closest to the tape, so I hear us the most. Keiran Halycon and PreppyChic are further away, but I can still hear them kinda clearly. Crackhead and Otaku are furthest away, so I have to sometimes put (unintelligible) when thay talk in the background.
If you like what goes on during Lunch, then check out Keiran Halcyon's site. He writes scripts, too. He has a really funny one of what we did during a bomb scare. I ran around yelling "KABOOM!!!!!!!"!!!! So check out his site. It's under construction at the moment, and he doesn't have perfect spelling and/or grammar (I'll have to yell at him for that) but it is still funny. It's http://birdnerd.virtualave.net.

Email: sammis@dotsafe.net