She thought a quarterback was a refund.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She tried to drown a fish.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, She moved.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop sign.
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland "Left", so they turned around and went home.
Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out all over the monitor.
A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
How do you drown a Blonde? Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.
How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
A blonde's house was on fire, so she called 911( with some help ). They asked her how to get to her house, and she said, DUH, the big red truck!
