What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown bagging it.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners??
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a roomful of blondes?
Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
What do brunettes miss the most about a great party?
The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher Price.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their moustache.
