Things to NEVER Say to a Police Officer
* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
* Sorry, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
* Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
* Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
* I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop?
* I was going to be a cop but I decided to finish high school instead.
* Bad cop! No donut!
* You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
* Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
* Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
* Gee, officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
* I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around -- that's how far ahead of me they are.
* What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
* Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?
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