* Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of
your Kleenex to other passengers
* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!'
* On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural
frequency of the elevator
* Slightly open your briefcase or purse and while peering
inside ask, 'Got enough air in there?'
* Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
Be sure to wear yours upside-down
* Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing
the wall, without getting off
* When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to
yank the doors open, then act embarrassed
when they open by themselves
* Lean over to another passenger and whisper, 'Noogie patrol coming!'
* Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while,
and then announce, 'I've got new socks on!'
* When at least 5 people have boarded, moan from
the back, 'Oh, not now, motion sickness!'
* Meow occassionally
* Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then
sigh and say'oops!'
* Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side
* Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'
* Wear a sock on your hand and talk to other
passengers 'through' it
* Say 'Ding!' at each floor
* Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope
* Stare at your thumb and say 'I think
it's getting larger.'
* If anyone brushes against you, recoil and
holler 'Bad Touch!'
heheheh.. although I would never try any of these
I must admit they are kinda funny...
