* After signing off, he always has a cigarette
* The giant rubber inflatable disk drive
* In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up
* He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand
* She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software"
* Lipstick on the mouse
* During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
* The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underpants
* The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's butt
