*Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
*Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
* Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
* Drop a marble and say, "Oh no!! My glass eye!!"
* Say "Wow, this water is cold."
* Say, "Now how did that get there?"
* Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
* Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"
* Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters."
* Say, "Uh oh, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
*Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please? (ewwwww!!!)
