REDEMPTION
Sorry for the delay, but this will be a good show. Welcome to
REDEMPTION. Four championships will be on the line. The first
match will decide the new women's champion, each woman has a male
representative for this cage match. The next match is a mixed
"enemies" tag match that Criss-10 and Money will take
on the Real JB and Barbarian. The following match will be the
Hardcore invitational match between the entire active roster of
DAWEF against the Punisher. If the Punisher loses, the winner
will replace him in the Double Title match later on tonight,
Punisher must pin every member of DAWEF to win. The next match
will finally decide the Tag Team Champions. It will be the Puma
and The Art against the Pansy and ShhhLong. If no winner is
determined, the belts will be destroyed. And finally, the most
anticipated match in DAWEF history, the Double Title match. The
World Heavyweight Champion, ShhhLong, will take on the Hardcore
Champion, The Punisher, or his replacement, in a one-pin, no DQ
match for both titles. The Puma will be the guest referee for
this match.
Purple-Pansey vs. The Kinger
Michael Cole - This match is a Cage Match. On his way to
the ring at this time, weighing in at 150 pounds, from Richmond,
Virginia representing Money, The Kinger!!! (crowd cheers **)
[The Kinger comes to the ring. ]
Michael Cole - and his opponent, weighing in at 130
pounds, from Uranus, Ohio a member of The WIzards of Cod
representing Criss-10, Purple-Pansey!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[He comes out dancing to no music. The Kinger places
Purple-Pansey on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout
suplerplex. Purple-Pansey executes a pumphandle suplex on The
Kinger. (the bell rings) The Kinger punches Purple-Pansey in the
head. Purple-Pansey gets hit with a dragon scerw from The Kinger.
The Kinger moves back to his feet. Purple-Pansey climbs to his
feet. Purple-Pansey with spinning headscissors on The Kinger send
him hard to the mat. Purple-Pansey climbs to his feet. The Kinger
gets locked in the painful STF. Referee Tim White is checking for
a tap out. ... ... The Kinger trys to escape. The Kinger escapes.
Purple-Pansey climbs the cage. ]
Jim Ross - The Kinger is much safer at side of the cage.
Purple-Pansey can't get a pin there. Purple-Pansey makes it to
the top of the cage. Purple-Pansey moves to the outside of the
cage, and falls to the floor.
"We have a winner, the Pansy! Criss-10 is still the champion."
Money and Criss-10
vs. The Real JB and the Barbarian
Jerry Lawler - This match is a Standard Match
tag match. On their way to the ring at this time, Money and
Criss-10!!!
[Money and Criss-10 come to the ring. ]
Jerry Lawler - and their opponents, the team of
The Real JB and the Barbarian.
[The Real JB and the Barbarian walk to the ring. Earl Hebner is
the referee for this match. Criss-10 tests out the ropes.
Criss-10 gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from The
Real JB. (ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Criss-10 sends The Real
JB to the corner of the ring. ]
Jim Ross - Criss-10 with a weak move.
[The Real JB tags in The Barbarian. The Barbarian clotheslines
Criss-10. ]
Michael Cole - This is just awefull! Criss-10 is
being double teamed!
[Now The Barbarian standing. The Barbarian slaps Criss-10. The
Barbarian makes the tag to The Real JB. Criss-10 does a cartwheel
and kicks The Real JB in the face. Money tagged in by Criss-10.
The Real JB gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Criss-10. ]
Tazz - Come on ref! Do something!! The Real JB
is being double teamed!
[Criss-10 rolls onto The Real JB connecting with a knee. Criss-10
hits him with a back fist. Money makes the tag to Criss-10.
Criss-10 uses a closed fist on The Real JB. ]
Tazz - Come on ref! Do something!! The Real JB
is being double teamed!
[Criss-10 executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Real JB. The Real JB
makes the tag to The Barbarian. The Real JB suplexes Criss-10. ]
Jim Ross - Criss-10 is being double teamed!
[The Real JB grabs Criss-10's head and DDT's him on the mat. The
Real JB climbs to his feet. Criss-10 is locked in the elbow
submission by The Real JB. The referee is checking the situation.
... ... (AHHHH!) The Real JB breaks the hold. Money tagged in by
Criss-10. The Barbarian rolls onto Money connecting with a knee.
Money tags Criss-10. Criss-10 gets hit with a diving elbow smash
from The Barbarian. The Barbarian brings in The Real JB for The
Real JB and the Barbarian. Criss-10 clotheslines The Real JB.
Criss-10 delivers a kick to the head of The Real JB. The Real JB
brings in The Barbarian for The Real JB and the Barbarian. The
Barbarian pokes Criss-10 in the eyes. The Barbarian gives
Criss-10 the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. The Barbarian gets
back to his feet. ]
Michael Cole - My God!! What a match!
[Criss-10 stands up. Criss-10 hits The Barbarian with an
earringer. Criss-10 makes the tag to Money. The Barbarian
executes a corkscrew legdrop on Money. The Barbarian is back on
his feet. The Barbarian hits Money with an elbowdrop from the
second turnbuckle. The Barbarian gets back to his feet. Money
makes the tag to Criss-10. The Barbarian executes a headlock
takedown. The Barbarian knees Criss-10 and rolls back to his
feet. The Barbarian tags The Real JB. The Real JB is back on his
feet. The Real JB climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and
executes the diving headbutt on Criss-10. The Real JB sucks
chants start in the crowd. ]
Jim Ross - Good diving headbutt by The Real JB.
[Criss-10 brings in Money for Money and Criss-10. Money
clotheslines The Real JB. Criss-10 suplexes The Real JB. Criss-10
piledrives The Real JB. ]
Jerry Lawler - The Real JB is being double
teamed!
[The Real JB rolls onto Criss-10 connecting with a knee. The Real
JB makes the tag to The Barbarian. The Real JB leg drops the
throat of Money. The Real JB climbs to the top of the turnbuckle
and executes the diving headbutt on Money. ]
Jim Ross - Come on ref! Do something!! Money is
being double teamed!
[The Real JB fist drops Money on the mat. The Real JB hits Money
with an elbowdrop. ]
Tazz - elbowdrop!
[The Real JB gets back to his feet. The Barbarian tags The Real
JB. Money trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift
The Real JB.Money is back on his feet. Money sends The Real JB to
ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]D
Jim Ross - The DAWEF is the number on wrestling
program on television.
[(..2) Money trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to
lift The Real JB.(...3) Money comes from behind and bulldogs The
Real JB. Money climbs to his feet. (....4) Money gets thrown into
the turnbuckle. The Real JB comes over and smashes Money's head
into it. (.....5) Money takes The Real JB into the ring. Money
does a cartwheel and kicks The Real JB in the face. They lockup.
Money sends The Real JB to the corner of the ring. The Real JB
tags The Barbarian. Money bites The Barbarian's arm out of
desparation. ]
Jim Ross - Money executes a arm bite.
[Money pokes The Barbarian in the eyes. The Barbarian hits Money
with the belly-to-belly suplex. The Barbarian sucks chants start
in the crowd. ]
Michael Cole - If The Barbarian keeps using
moves like that belly-to-belly suplex he could win the match!
[The Barbarian moves back to his feet. Money is up again.
Kneelock submission applied by The Barbarian. Referee Earl Hebner
is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... The Barbarian
tightens the hold. The Barbarian breaks the hold. The Barbarian
dropkicks Money to the knee. Now The Barbarian standing. Kneelock
submission applied by The Barbarian. The referee is checking the
situation. ... ... ... Money is fighting the hold. Money escapes.
The Barbarian drags Money to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the
count (.1) The Barbarian leg drops Money. The Barbarian takes
Money into the ring. Money brings in Criss-10 for Money and
Criss-10. Criss-10 punches The Barbarian repeatedly. They lockup.
Money sends The Barbarian to the corner of the ring. ]
Tazz - The Barbarian is being double teamed!
[Money gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Barbarian. The
Barbarian hits Money with an elbowdrop from the second
turnbuckle. The Barbarian moves back to his feet. Money climbs to
his feet. Money pulls The Barbarian's hair. The Barbarian hits a
spinning leg lariat on Money sending him to the mat. Money tagged
in by Criss-10. Money is up again. The Barbarian executes the
German suplex on Money. The Barbarian puts Money in the double
reverse chinlock. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out.
... ... Money is fighting the hold. ... Money is fighting the
hold. ... Money escapes. Money tags in Criss-10. Criss-10
piledrives The Barbarian. Money clotheslines The Barbarian. ]
Michael Cole - This is just awefull! The
Barbarian is being double teamed!
[The Barbarian executes a corkscrew legdrop on Money. Money gets
back to his feet. Criss-10 makes the tag to Money. Money bounces
The Barbarian off the ropes and clotheslines him. The Barbarian
makes the tag to The Real JB. Money slaps The Real JB. The Real
JB picks Money up and side slams him to the mat. ]
Tazz - Nice side slam by The Real JB.
[Money tags in Criss-10. Money clotheslines The Real JB. They
lockup. Money sends The Real JB to the corner of the ring. ]
Jerry Lawler - The Real JB is being double
teamed!
[The Real JB leg drops Money. The Real JB hits Money with an
elbowdrop. The Real JB moves back to his feet. The Real JB
measures Money up and drops a closed fist. The Real JB stands up.
The Real JB climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the
diving headbutt on Money. The Real JB sucks chants start in the
crowd. The Real JB is up again. The Real JB kicks Money in the
stomach, and drops them on their face for the JB-Factor. The Real
JB goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jerry Lawler - The winners of this match, The
Real JB and the Barbarian!!!
The Punisher vs. The
Entire Active Roster of DAWEF
Jerry Lawler - This match is a Hardcore Match
elimination match. On his way to the ring at this time, the
Hardcore Champion, The Punisher!!!
[The Punisher comes to the ring. ]
Jerry Lawler - and his opponents, the Entire
Active Roster of DAWEF.
[They all come to the ring, pretty confident. The Real JB gets
nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Punisher. The Real
JB checks his boots. (the bell rings) Punisher clotheslines The
Real JB. ]
Tazz - Punisher, kicking ass, and taking names,
I like it.
[Punisher executes a ropeflip hiptoss on JB. Punisher fist drops
JB on the mat. Punisher hits a spinning leg lariat on JB sending
him to the mat. Punisher rolls onto JB connecting with a knee. JB
gets back to his feet. Punisher gets snap suplexed by JB. JB gets
up. JB wraps his legs around Punisher's neck and puts him in the
figure-four sleeper. The referee is checking the situation. ...
... ... Punisher trys to escape. ... Punisher is fighting the
hold. Punisher escapes. Punisher moves back to his feet. Punisher
gives JB a reverse neckbreaker. Punisher moves back to his feet.
Punisher hits JB with an elbowdrop. ]
Jim Ross - What a dominating elbowdrop!
[Punisher moves back to his feet. Punisher measures JB up and
drops a closed fist. Punisher moves back to his feet. JB trys for
a back suplex but Punisher avoids it. JB wraps his legs around
Punisher's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper. Earl
Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ...
Punisher trys to escape. ... Punisher escapes. JB and Punisher go
to the floor Dreadman trys for a hotshot but Punisher avoids it.
Punisher dropkicks JB in the face. ]
Tazz - Punisher with a dropkick.
[Punisher leg drops the throat of JB. Punisher throws some
thumbtacks at JB. JB is bleeding as a result. Punisher knees JB
and rolls back to his feet. Punisher hits JB with an elbowdrop
from the second turnbuckle. Punisher knees JB and rolls back to
his feet. Punisher hits JB with an elbowdrop from the second
turnbuckle. JB is back on his feet. JB picks up Punisher and
executes the cradle DDT. JB gets back to his feet. ]
Tazz - Did you see that last move?
Jerry Lawler - Oh yeah!
[JB piledrives Punisher into the floor. The Real JB with a
falling splash on Punisher. JB clotheslines Punisher. JB bounces
Punisher off the ropes, Punisher with the APOCALYPSE. Punisher
with the pin, (1..2.3.) JB was eliminated by Punisher. ]
Jim Ross - What a mercifull count. Dreadman is
out of here!! Who's next?
The rest of the members of DAWEF
look at eachother, Kinger volunteers Criss-10, by throwing her
into the ring.
[Criss-10 smiles nervously at the Punisher. They lockup. Punisher
sends Criss-10 to the corner of the ring. Punisher springboard
DDT's Criss-10 onto the mat! Punisher stands up. Criss-10 is back
on her feet. Punisher hits Criss-10 with the back of his elbow.
Punisher takes Criss-10 down with a knee. Punisher locks Criss-10
in the kneebar. The referee is checking the situation. ... ...
Criss-10 is fighting the hold. ... Criss-10 is fighting the hold.
... ... ... Punisher tightens the hold. ... ... Criss-10 trys to
escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... Criss-10 taps out. Criss-10 was
eliminated by Punisher. ]
Tazz - Criss-10 has been eliminated!! Now who's
next?
[They look at eachother, and
unanamously vote on the rookie, Flamer.]
[Punisher climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the
diving headbutt on Flamer. Punisher climbs to his feet. Punisher
measures Flamer up and drops a closed fist. Punisher climbs to
his feet. Flamer is up again. Punisher sends Flamer to ringside.
Punisher grabs Flamer's head and DDT's him on the floor. Punisher
gets back to his feet. Punisher climbs to the top of the
turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Flamer. Flamer is
smacked over the head twice by Punisher with a chair. Earl Hebner
asks Flamer if he quits. ... ... Flamer is fighting to go on. ...
(AHHHH!) ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Flamer trys to stand. ...
Flamer trys to stand. ... Flamer trys to straighten up. ...
Flamer's legs break into compound fractures. Flamer was
eliminated by Punisher. ]
Jerry Lawler - Flamer is out of here!! They are
taking him out on a stretcher!!
[Money starts to walk sneakily
to the back, but Punisher grabs her and brings her back to the
ring.]
[Punisher hits Money with an elbowdrop. Punisher gets up.
Punisher leg drops the throat of Money. Punisher drags Money to
the floor. Money stands up. Punisher gores Money. Punisher sets
Money up, grabs her by the neck, and....she counters. Punisher
sets her up again...APOCALYPSE!!! Money taps out while on the
ground. Money was eliminated by Punisher. ]
Tazz - Money is out of here!! Both women have
been sacrificed, who's next?
[Punisher climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the
diving headbutt on Purple-Pansey. Punisher is back on his feet.
Purple-Pansey climbs to his feet. Punisher nails Purple-Pansey
with a double underhook suplex. Punisher and Purple-Pansey go to
the floor They fight into the aisle. Punisher runs in and leg
drops Purple-Pansey. Punisher climbs to the top of the turnbuckle
and executes the diving headbutt on Purple-Pansey. Punisher is
back on his feet. Punisher lifts, and hits Purple-Pansey with the
APOCALYPSE!. Punisher covers Purple-Pansey. Earl Hebner counts
the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 Purple-Pansey was eliminated by Punisher.
]
Jim Ross - Punisher decided and Purple-Pansey is
out of here!!
[Punisher leg drops the throat of ShhhLong. Punisher climbs to
the top of the turnbuckle and executes the flying dropkick to
ShhhLong on the ropes. Punisher gets back to his feet. Punisher
sends ShhhLong to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Punisher
runs in and leg drops ShhhLong. Punisher climbs to the top of the
turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on ShhhLong. Punisher
gets back to his feet. Punisher grabs ShhhLong's leg and takes
him down, then locks his leg. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap
out. ... ... Punisher tightens the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) ...
ShhhLong trys to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Punisher
tightens the hold. ... ShhhLong taps out. ShhhLong was eliminated
by Punisher. ]
Michael Cole - ShhhLong has been eliminated!!
How will he fight tonight?
[Punisher measures The Art up and drops a closed fist. The Art is
up again. Punisher nails The Art with a barb-wire 2x4. Punisher
sends The Art to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Punisher
hits The Art with a steel chair from the second turnbuckle.
Punisher gets back to his feet. Punisher knees The Art and rolls
back to his feet. Punisher lifts, and hits The Art with the
APOCALYPSE!. Punisher covers The Art. Earl Hebner counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3 The Art was eliminated by Punisher. ]
Tazz - The Art is out of here!!
[Punisher executes a suplex on The Barbarian. Punisher leg drops
The Barbarian. Now The Barbarian standing. Punisher sends The
Barbarian to ringside. They fight into the aisle. The Punisher
gets hit with a dragon scerw from Barbarian. Punisher fist drops
The Barbarian on the floor. Punisher stands up. Punisher lifts,
and hits The Barbarian with the APOCALYPSE!. Punisher goes for a
pin. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 The Barbarian was
eliminated by Punisher. ]
Jim Ross - Holy Sh*t! The Barbarian is out of
here!!
[Punisher leg drops The Kinger. Punisher climbs to the top of the
turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Kinger.
Punisher gets back to his feet. Punisher and The Kinger go to the
floor Punisher rolls onto The Kinger connecting with a knee.
Punisher measures The Kinger up and drops a closed fist. Punisher
stands up. The Kinger climbs to his feet. Punisher puts the ankle
lock on The Kinger. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ...
... ... ... ... ... Punisher tightens the hold. ... The Kinger is
fighting the hold. ... ... The Kinger is fighting the hold. ...
The Kinger taps out. The Kinger was eliminated by Punisher. ]
Tazz - The Kinger has been eliminated!! There
are only two guys left!
[Punisher climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and attempts a
backflip on The Puma. The Puma moved as Punisher hit the floor.
Now Punisher standing. Punisher runs in and The Puma smacks him
in the face with a glass pitcher of water. Punisher is busted
wide open. Punisher recovers and punches the throat of The Puma.
Punisher hits The Puma with a baseball bat and it breaks in half.
Puma is back on his feet. Punisher puts the chicken wing on The
Puma. Puma laughs and reverses it into a Crippler Crossface.
Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... The Punisher
trys to escape. ... Puma tightens the hold. ... ... Puma tightens
the hold. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... The Punisher trys to escape.
... The Punisher trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) The Puma breaks the
hold. The Punisher rolls up the Puma and grabs Puma's pants,
(1..2..3) Puma was elimintated by Punisher. ]
Jim Ross - That will do it for The Puma. He's
been eliminated! The Punisher grabbed Puma's pants for stability!
[Dreadman gets sent into the turnbuckle while Punisher hits him
with a splash. Punisher executes a swinging bulldog on Dreadman
driving Dreadman's face into the mat. Punisher sends Dreadman to
ringside. Punisher fist drops Dreadman on the floor. ShhhLong
runs back in. Punisher climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, and
ShhhLong knocks Dreadman into the ref. The ref is out. THE BIG
WILLY to the Punisher by ShhhLong. ShhhLong pulls Dreadman over
Punisher. The Crowd is screaming....(1..2..3..) they scream over
and over. The ref starts to move. The Crowd is screaming, the ref
goes for the
count.....(1..................2........................kick out!
kick out! kick out by the Punisher! Dreadman is freaking out. The
Punisher sits up. He looks at Dreadman and smiles. He grabs
Dreadman by the throat, goes to the top turnbuckle, lifts
Dreadman completely off the ground, and.....APOCALYPSE!!
APOCALYPSE!! The Punisher lift Dreadman again and the
APOCALYPSE!. Punisher covers Dreadman. Referee Earl Hebner makes
the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 Dreadman was eliminated by Punisher. ]
Michael Cole - Dreadman has been eliminated!!
Jerry Lawler - Punisher has won the match!
Jerry Lawler - The winner of this match, and
still Hardcore Champion!!!
Team 2Xtreme vs. The
Wizards of Cod for Tag Champ Determiner
Jerry Lawler - This match is a Standard Match
tag match. On their way to the ring at this time, Team 2Xtreme!!!
[The room goes dark.....screen shows a signal coming
in....BANG!!...pyro goes off as they enter. ]
Jerry Lawler - and their opponents, the team of
The Wizards of Cod.
[The come out to the ring dancing, with no music. ShhhLong
executes a pumphandle suplex on The Art. The Art checks out the
ring. (ding, ding, ding) ShhhLong executes the guillotine choke
on The Art. The Art moves back to his feet. ShhhLong delivers a
spinning backbreak to The Art. The Puma tagged in by The Art. The
Puma gets up. The Puma hits ShhhLong with the back of his elbow.
]
Jim Ross - The Puma with a back elbow.
[The Puma bounces ShhhLong off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Now ShhhLong standing. The Puma brings in The Art for Team
2Xtreme. The Art kicks ShhhLong in the gut, takes a few steps
back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. ]
Jerry Lawler - Good scissor kick by The Art.
[The Art and ShhhLong go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the
count (.1) The Art chokes ShhhLong with a microphone cable. The
Puma punches ShhhLong repeatedly. ]
Jerry Lawler - Is this a great match or not?
Jim Ross - Yeah, you know it.
[The Art with a falling splash on ShhhLong. The Art gets back to
his feet. (..2) The Art hits the handspring moonsault on
ShhhLong. The Art gets up. ShhhLong is back on his feet. The Art
takes ShhhLong into the ring. The Art hits ShhhLong with an
atomic drop. ]
Tazz - That atomic drop was very good.
[The Art sends ShhhLong to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count
(.1) ]
Michael Cole - My God!! What a match!
[ShhhLong gets up. (..2) ShhhLong hits The Art with the back of
his elbow. (...3) ShhhLong hits The Art with a heart punch. The
Art is up again. (....4) ShhhLong executes a jawbreakeron The
Art. ShhhLong is back on his feet. The Art moves back to his
feet. The Art executes the German suplex on ShhhLong. The Art
climbs to his feet. ShhhLong gets back to his feet. The Art
throws ShhhLong off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up
and delivers a clothesline. They head back into the ring. The Art
shoves Earl Hebner. ring, ring, ring! Earl Hebner calls for the
bell. The Art was disqualified. The Art was elimintated by
ShhhLong. The Puma begs for Art to still be in, Earl looks at
him, shaking his head. Puma offers a hundred dollars, Earl looks
at him, and nods. ]
Jim Ross - The Art has been eliminated, but
reinstated!!
[ShhhLong clotheslines The Art. ShhhLong executes an over the
shoulder stomachbreaker on The Art. The Puma is just watching
with the Pansy. ShhhLong lifts up The Art, and doesn't attack
him. The Puma looks at his partner, and at the Wizards of Cod,
then back at his partner. The Puma bends down, and kicks the Art
in the face with the morality check. The Puma and Pansy both hook
one of The Art's legs and go for the pin. ring, ring, ring! Earl
Hebner calls for the bell. Earl Hebner looks confused, he asks
Puma what they're doing. The Puma grabs a microphone, and then
starts talking. ]
[The Art is not a good partner, so I have joined the Wizards of
Cod. I am sure The Art can do fine on his own wrestling the Real
JB for the rest of his career, says Puma.]
[Him and I are champions together says Pansy as he throws the mic
into the crowd. They walk off.]
Jerry Lawler - The Champs are out of here!!
Jim Ross - We've got ourselves a winner, but
what, no why, did Puma ever want to join them?
Jerry Lawler - You should have been paying
attention. The winners of this match, Pansy and Puma of The
Wizards of Cod!!!
The Punisher vs.
ShhhLong
Michael Cole - This match is a Double Title
Match for the Heavyweight title and the Hardcore title. On his
way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 224 pounds, from
Tallahassee, Florida a member of The Wizards of Cod accompanied
by Purple-Pansey he holds the Heavyweight title belt, ShhhLong!!!
(crowd cheers **)
[He comes out dancing to the ring. ]
Michael Cole - and his opponent, weighing in at
250 pounds, from Media, Pennsylvania, The Punisher!!!
[The Punisher walks to the ring. The Puma is the referee for this
contest. ShhhLong executes a pumphandle suplex on The Punisher.
ShhhLong gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from The
Punisher. (ding, ding, ding) ShhhLong nails The Punisher with a
belly-to-back suplex. ShhhLong gets up. The Punisher executes a
swinging bulldog on ShhhLong driving ShhhLong's face into the
mat. The Punisher stands up. The Punisher hits ShhhLong with an
elbowdrop. The Punisher gets up. ShhhLong hits The Punisher with
the belly-to-belly suplex. The Punisher is up again. ShhhLong
with a takeover suplex on The Punisher. ShhhLong gets up. The
Punisher gets locked in the painful STF. The Puma asks The
Punisher if he quits. ... The Punisher trys to escape. ...
ShhhLong tightens the hold. ... ShhhLong tightens the hold. ...
The Punisher escapes. ShhhLong sets The Punisher up DDTs him into
the mat. ShhhLong swings a chair and hits The Punisher. The
Punisher is bleeding as a result. Purple-Pansey executes the
guillotine choke on The Punisher. ShhhLong fist drops The
Punisher on the mat. ShhhLong gets up. ShhhLong knees The
Punisher and rolls back to his feet. ShhhLong executes a
corkscrew legdrop on The Punisher. ShhhLong gets up. ShhhLong
delivers a kick to the head of The Punisher. The Punisher gets
hit with a diving elbow smash from ShhhLong. ShhhLong climbs to
his feet. ShhhLong measures The Punisher up and drops a closed
fist. Now ShhhLong standing. ShhhLong knees The Punisher and
rolls back to his feet. The Punisher stands up. The Punisher
knocks ShhhLong out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. ]
Jim Ross - If The Punisher keeps using moves
like that tilt-a-whirl powerslam he could win the match!
[ShhhLong moves back to his feet. ShhhLong rakes the face of The
Punisher in attempt to make a come back. ShhhLong legsweeps The
Punisher. ]
Jerry Lawler - ShhhLong executes a legsweep.
[ShhhLong executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Punisher. ShhhLong
moves back to his feet. The Punisher executes a split legged
moonsault on to ShhhLong. The Punisher is back on his feet. The
Punisher puts the chicken wing on ShhhLong. The Puma is checking
for a tap out. ... ShhhLong is fighting the hold. ... The
Punisher breaks the hold. The Punisher goes for a cobra clutch
suplex but ShhhLong dodges the attack. ]
Jim Ross - The ring is covered with blood from these
fighters!
[The Punisher nails the bridging back suplex on ShhhLong. The
Punisher climbs to his feet. The Punisher sends ShhhLong to
ringside. The Punisher goes for a leg drop but ShhhLong dodges
the attack. The Punisher applies an arm wrench to ShhhLong. The
Punisher then lifts Shhhlong, and...The APOCALYPSE!!!]
Jerry Lawler - The Punisher executes an
APOCALYPSE!!That has got to be it.
[The Punisher is going for the pin. The Puma counts
(1.............2.........) Kick out by ShhhLong.
Jim Ross- It sucks for Punisher because he
screwed Puma in the Hardcore title match tonight, and Puma just
became a member of the Wizards of Cod with ShhhLong. He
definitely has the cards stacked against him.
[ShhhLong rakes his fingers across The Punisher's back. ShhhLong
tackles The Punisher. The Punisher gets hit with a diving elbow
smash from ShhhLong. ShhhLong gets up. ShhhLong rolls onto The
Punisher connecting with a knee. ShhhLong executes a corkscrew
legdrop on The Punisher. ShhhLong measures The Punisher up and
drops a closed fist. The Punisher nails ShhhLong with a double
underhook suplex. ShhhLong is locked in the elbow submission by
The Punisher. Referee The Puma is checking for a tap out. ...
(AHHHH!) ... ShhhLong trys to escape. ... ... ShhhLong escapes.
The Punisher climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the
diving headbutt on ShhhLong. The Punisher puts the chicken wing
on ShhhLong. The referee is checking the situation. ... ShhhLong
trys to escape. ... ... ShhhLong escapes. ShhhLong moves back to
his feet. The Punisher is hit with a backward kick. The Punisher
gets tiger suplexed by ShhhLong. ShhhLong is back on his feet.
ShhhLong executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Punisher. ShhhLong
is up again. The Punisher gets hit with a diving elbow smash from
ShhhLong. ShhhLong measures The Punisher up and drops a closed
fist. ShhhLong gets back to his feet. ShhhLong knees The Punisher
and rolls back to his feet. ShhhLong rolls onto The Punisher
connecting with a knee. ShhhLong measures The Punisher up and
drops a closed fist. ShhhLong moves back to his feet. ShhhLong
executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Punisher. ShhhLong is up
again. The Punisher gets hit with a diving elbow smash from
ShhhLong. ShhhLong climbs to his feet. ShhhLong rolls onto The
Punisher connecting with a knee. ShhhLong measures The Punisher
up and drops a closed fist. ShhhLong moves back to his feet.
ShhhLong executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Punisher. ShhhLong
hits the floor. The Punisher gets up. The Punisher climbs to the
top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on
ShhhLong. The Punisher gets up. The Punisher sends ShhhLong into
The Puma he goes down. The Punisher leg drops ShhhLong. ShhhLong
is back on his feet. The Punisher executes the jumping sidekick
on ShhhLong. The Art comes to ringside. The Art falls head first
into ShhhLong. The Art gets back to his feet. The Art retaliates
for earlier by attacking ShhhLong. The Art goes for it, and ART
BOMB, ART BOMB on ShhhLong. Art flips off to The Puma and takes
off. The Punisher is back on his feet. Ordered is restored. The
Puma gets ShhhLong up. They head back into the ring. ShhhLong
punches The Punisher repeatedly. ShhhLong picks up The Punisher
and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker. The Punisher moves
back to his feet. ShhhLong hits The Punisher with the BIG WILLIE.
ShhhLong covers The Punisher hooking the leg. The Puma counts.
...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jim Ross - We've got ourselves a winner!
Michael Cole - The winner of this match, the new
Hardcore Champion, and still Heavyweight champion, ShhhLong!!!
Wow, what a night! Criss-10 is still the women's champ. A decent match took place between the two teams of enemies. The whole damn federation got their @$$ handed to them in a doggy bag by the Punisher. The Puma turned his back on The Art, to join the Wizards of Cod. And the main event was a hard match between ShhhLong and the Punisher, the Punisher could not hang in there after a lot of interference took place. The ShhhLong may not be as hardcore, but he won using what he could.