CHEESY, CUTE HALLOWEEN JOKES!
CHEESY, CUTE HALLOWEEN JOKES!
Why doesn't anyone kiss a vampire?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
How can you spot a vampire jockey?
What songs do you never hear vampires singing?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested?
Because they have bat breath!
NECKtarine!
Fangsgiving!
They always win by a neck !
"You Are My Sunshine", "Sunshine On My Shoulders, and "Walking On Sunshine!"
Because he's a pain in the neck!
Into a blood cell!
What do witches use to keep their hair in place while flying?
How do you make a witch scratch?
When does a witch know it's time to trick or treat?
What do you call two witches that live together?
Why did the witches call off the baseball game?
How do you make a witch faint?
What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
What did they call the female broom rider after she crash landed on the beach?
Scare spray!
Take away her w!
She looks at her witch watch!
Broom-mates!
They couldn't find the bats!
Use a dizzy spell!
They give hexaminations!
A Sand Witch !
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
When does a skeleton laugh?
What are skeletons afraid of?
Why did the skeleton learn to ride a horse?
Why don't skeletons like to eat spicy food?
What did the skeleton give his girl on Valentine's Day?
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
They don't have any body to go out with!
He didn't have the guts!
When you tickle his funny bone!
Dogs, because they like bones!
He wanted to join the Bony Express!
They don't have the stomach for it!
Bone-bones in a heart shaped box!
Trombone!
Napoleon bone-apart!
What does a ghost eat for breakfast?
What do ghosts eat for lunch?
What kind of candy do ghosts like?
What happens when a banana sees a ghost?
Why was the little ghost crying?
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
What kind of pets do ghosts have?
What do ghosts wear when it snows?
What does a mother ghost say to her family when they get into the car?
What does a ghost call his mother and father?
Where do ghosts put their mail?
What patriotic song do ghosts like best?
What TV shows do ghosts like to watch?
Scream of wheat!
Booghetti and meatballs!
Boooble gum!
It splits!
It had a boo-boo!
Hoblin Goblin!
Scaredy cats!
Boooooots!
Fasten your sheet belts!
His trans-parents!
In the ghost office!
"America The Booo-tiful"
"The Broody Bunch" and "Ghouligan's Island"
Where is a monster's favorite place to swim?
What do you get when you put a Tasmanian devil into a chicken coop?
What monster can you put in the washing machine?
Who belongs to the monster PTA?
What position does a monster play on a hockey team?
What happened when the monster ate the electric company?
Who did Frankenstein take to the Halloween party?
Why was there no food left after the monster's party?
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Why did the cyclops have to shut down his school?
Who is a monster's favorite comedienne?
Who is a monster's favorite comedian?
What do you say when you cross a two-headed monster?
Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?
Lake Eeeeerie!
Deviled eggs!
A wash-and-werewolf!
Mummies and Deadies!
Ghoulie!
He was in shock for a week!
His ghoul-friend!
Because everyone was "goblin" the food!
Fish and ships!
He had only one pupil!
Hairy Tyler Moore!
Blob Newhart!
Hello, Hello, Goodbye, Goodbye!
No one can eat just ONE potato ship!
Why does a mummy make a bad birthday gift?
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Why do mummies make good spies?
How do mummies hide?
Why don't mummies like to take vacations?
Because he is too hard to unwrap!
Rag time and Wrap!
Because they know how to keep things under wraps!
They wear masking tape !
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind !
History's Dracula (Vlad The Impaler
