Hello, this is Moira, the totally insane creator of this page. I'm sick of making those stupid profiles with the little categories and questions, so I'll just rattle off all the info on myself that I can in one breath. (In otherwords, all I can type before I get carpal tunnel syndrome.:) Here it goes!
My net name is Moira Rose, although my real name is Ashley, and I answer to Jack. Don't ask. I am a 16 years old from Pennsylvania. I hate school. I am 5ft 4 1/2 inches tall, with fair skin, long blonde hair, light blue/green/gray eyes and CONTACTS! Hallelujah! I have a mom and dad and an older brother, who's going to college, and majoring in chem. In other words, weirdness is genetic. I'm a Christian and a member of the Nazarene Church. My favorite summertime activity is Creationfest at Agape Farm in Mt. Union, PA. I intend to be a freelance novelist when I grow up, with a job at a publishing company to earn money. I enjoy writing, drawing, reading, computers, music, color, and anything as crazy as I am. My favorite writer is CS Lewis, my favorite poem is "Renascence" by Edna St. Vincent Millay, and I love Connie Willis! I have a very messy room which I decorate myself and a very annoying school which is run by a very stupid school board. My favorite season is Winter, my birthday is January 20, and my favorite holiday is Christmas. I need to quit typing soon because my hand is cramping. My email address is here, but if you're sending spam, don't bother to email me. (Whew!)
Just a warning: if you would rather not ruin your mental image of me, don't look any farther! I'm not too photogenic.
Okay! I warned you!Funny Stuff: In case you get sick of hearing about me!Bobbi and I watching TV
My Easter outfit
Home sweet home!
I was overcome by an attack of pathological enthusiasm - Robert Lowell What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? You're so open-minded, your brains fell out. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into a lot of walls. What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull. Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. Some people have a way with words, while others… erm… thingy. If too much love will kill you, I'm the healthiest person in the world. I used up all my sick days, so I'm call in dead. 668: the neighbor of the beast. So many cats. So few recipes. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. -Emo Phillips Sure, the truth hurts, but so does a machete. ...And on the 8th day God said: ok Murphy, you take over. In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing, but you could see it. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? It's been lovely, but I must scream now. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -George Carlin I find that a great way to deal with a crisis is to act like a deranged, headless chicken. The Force. It surrounds us. It enfolds us. It gets us dates on Saturday Nights. -Obi Wan Kenobi Princess Leia: @(-_-)@ If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. WARNING: I cannot be responsible for the above, as apparently my cats have learned how to type.
