The Webelos Saga: The Prequil

TUCK'S! TUCK'S! TUCK'S! THANK YOU BASKETBALL STAFF!" This cheer echoed across the basketball court. It caught the wind and was blown down an airshaft to faintly be heard in the underground city of the Webelos; Webelania. The Webelos had thrived here for years...always finding new recruits among the young boyscouts who traveled to the camp, who did not know the terror that lurked below. But now there was a different kind of camp here...and the webelos didn't like it one bit....

The 6 Webelo scouts stood before the throne of their king, afraid to move, afraid to speak.

"And you say that this,this Tucks 2? They made fun of our sigil?", asked the leader.

"Ye...yes your highness.", stammered one of the scouts. "A group of them was walking along and saw it in the ampitheater. One called Gary and another called Pudge Milla said it looks like an ear of corn."

"This will not be toleratered!", shouted the king, "We must call to our allies the Seabelos, Water Webelos, and the Treebelos. It is time to teach this camp above us who rules Heritage!"

The scouts all looked to their king and were frightened by what they saw...there was madness in his eyes, but mostly gayness, they were afraid he was undressing them with his eyes. Yes, gayness, for their king was none other than Kevin Gaybelo! Gayest of all webelos!

"All hail King Kevin Gaybelo!", they shouted. "I've told you guys, like don't call me that!" King Kevin said with a gay-like flip of the wrist and a gay sissyboy voice,"I am like sooo not gay!"

"We are deeply sorry your gayness...er...your highness.", replied the head scout with a roll of his eyes.

"You are dismissed.", said the King Kevin Gaybelo, "Send in my lover...i mean, friend, Tree-frogger. I have some PRESSING business i need yo discuss with him."

"I can't believe that worked!", said Chris Heykoop as he peeled of his Webelo scout disguise.

"I can," said Commander Lutz, "Webelos aren't too bright. But they are darn good fighter's!"

"I gues that confirms it Commander." Said Adam.

"Confirms what, Kevin is gay?"

"No, we all already knew that, well, except Kim.....but it confirms that the Webelos are coming, and they aren't gonna be easy to stop."

"Strength and honor.", said Commander Lutz quietly.

"Strength and honor.", said Adam.

"Strength and honor.", said Heycoop.

"Strength and honor.", said Micah who had finally showed up...where the heck does that kid wander off too!!

"I want to punt toomie...oh yea...strength and honor.", said Ed

Mustang Milla just kept wickering nervously..."It's ok Mustang," Adam said patting him on the shoulder, "it's ok."

Far beneath them King Kevin Gaybelo was told that his scouts were found bound and gagged in a latrine. The scouts said that Tucks 2 did it. "I'll get you!!!", he shouted, "And your little monkey too!!!!!!!!!!!!"