Written by Gary Lutz
This story is purely fictional. Any similarities in characters to any real person is strictly coincidental. No Weblos were harmed during the making of this story.
DAY 1: 1900 hrs our dorm just got together and we are making our way to brava camp aka dinging hall, me and Heykoop are bringing up the front while Pudge adam and ed are bringing up the rear. Our scout (Curtis) brings back news of movement up ahead; it seems the Weblos are massing for a large offensive. We have to find another way around. How? Platoon srg. Mr. Pennington decides not to attack from the front, he sends commandos Matt Devenny and that James kid to look for another way around.
DAY1 : 1954 hrs Devin and that James kid come back bringing good news, there is an enemy bridge to the south that is not heavily guarded, "big bazooka daddy evens" and heavy machine gunner Phil Myers are sent in to clear the Weblos nest of their own machine guns. evans fires direct hit while Phil scares the rest off with short bursts of his mini gun.
DAY1: 2003hrs success
DAY 2: 640 hrs Pudge, Ed Pujat and myself decide to secure gamma shower quadrant, not much resistance we make it through with 0 casualties
DAY 2: 1204 hrs the lake, it is crawling with Seablos, water Weblos and other creatures, we call in navy seal Camden "candy" he is the only guy who can sail upside down, wait what’s that? Giggles, laughter, its GANNET!!! They are trapped on the lake in sailboats! water Weblos are as thick as women all over Puddle’s car, quickly Jason Leeks Camden Devin and everyone else is loading up the canoes for war, as our flotilla nears we realize we are heavily outgunned , we fight with desperation, that James kid goes in, Camden rushes to save him but its too late... suddenly over all the carnage a voice can be heard, its Ed, mango, our savior, he yells "RALLY TO MISS TROYER " !!!! We fight hack and cleave our way through... we fight back to back, such a fierce onslaught I have never seen, I saw a water Weblos jump on Heykoop's back, I raised my m-16 took aim and fired, got him but Chris is wounded, something hits me in the back of the head and everything goes black...I wake up on the beach, how did I get here I wonder, all around my platoon "attucks2" are licking their wounds, I ask "wild thing" Camden how we got back, he replies Leah came out with a pt10 (motor boat) and pulled us in how many did we lose? We lose James and 3 girls from gannet. Heykoop has sustained minor injuries and Pudge is a little hungry for pizza. war is not pretty...
DAY 3: 1400 hrs it is my and Pudge's turn on guard duty, we are walking along the path to pathfinder when Curtis's HOTT sister runs towards us. She explains that she heard something in the trees. Pudge and me exchange glances. We know what this means, the water Weblos are angry at the defeat we dealt them so they are asking their kin the trebles to help them, we offer to escort Curtis's hott sister back to camp, its quiet too quiet, all of a sudden a big explosion in front of us, then the trees come to life with eerie chit chatter, I radio in back up as soon as I can, mother eagle we have tangos spotted we need evac as soon as possible I don’t know how long we can last... no reply. I throw Amada my side arm, a 10mm desert eagle, in the distance I can see a tank in the shape of an ear of corn appear, we give as good as we get but we cant last much longer, we are in trouble I think, Dan’s expression says it all, we are both scared outta our minds. Wait a minute, the tank explodes, in the distance I can hear our war cry, tuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkksssssss 2!!! Ed p'jat Devenny and big daddy Evans break cover, move move move I yell, we run till we are back at bravo point, we are safe for now...
DAY4: 900hrs it is our turn for copes, whatever that is, the platoon is a little nervous, we don’t know what’s in store for us, we get in the transport to go down to copes. As soon as we get there we are greeted by a man named "Kevin" he hooks us up with harnesses (some longer then others) he plays with Pudgey's caribeaner forever it seems, I overhear him conversing with his fellow comrades but I cant hear what they are saying. As p'juat goes up and is halfway through Kevin suddenly says "now". Thousands of Weblos and treeblos come form no where! They cut p'jats rope and he falls with a sickening crunch. I go over to him, no darn it live !! Sniff sniff I love u p'jat I say, Kevin is going to pay, regardless of the battle around me I pick up my assault rifle and mow my way to where the coward is hiding....
