Crooks & nannies,
Nooks & crannies,
So many places to hide.
Down in the basement,
Or under the stairs,
Or even out back by the slide.

Crooks & nannies,
Nooks & crannies,
So many places to play.
A retreat to the closet,
Or under the bed;
Or how 'bout the barn in some hay?

Crooks & nannies,
Nooks & crannies,
So many places to dream.
Anywhere but here is fine,
As long as I won't be seen.