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"Hi, I'm Jeff D'Amico. I am pitcher for the Major League Milwaukee Brewers. I am a free agent in your fantasy baseball league. I sure would like to be on your team. But im not good at negotiating, so you should take that up with my agent."
SUPER AGENT
Marcus Wilson
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"Hello, how are you today? Very well. Heres a few reasons why you should attempt to acquire my client, Jeff D'Amico. First of all, the man is a quality performer. Thats always good. Secondly, if you dont feel you need his services, perhaps him and his Brewer teammate Curtis Leskanic could be packaged in a deal for a quality closer. Come on, whats keeping you from persuing Jeff? You could easily spare Corey Koskie. Thank you for your time."