It'll be just like high school, only better...dorm rooms. -Aaron
Courtney: Big Red has no feelings...
Whitney: just testicals
Torrance: we can't just rest on our morals
Jan: Why does everybody say that? maybe a morals a good place to rest
Torrance: I got captain
Justin: yeah, and you sent a girl to the hospital on your first day, aye aye captain!
Torrance: you were listening on the phone?...mom!
Justin: its true, she really should get her own private line ya know, she's growing up so fast
*their mom hits Justin in the head with a book*
Mom: Justin, go away
Justin: at ease captain!
Courtney: Don't tell me Carver can cut school just because she broke her leg in 3 places, hello get a wheelchair.
Missy attempting to cheer: I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!
Torrance: so does Missy live here?
Cliff: uh actually she moved back to LA, something about evil cheerleaders...
Missy: you people are unbelievable...we're talking about cheating here
Courtney: sorry new girl but nobody hit your buzzer!
Justin: I'll take famous losers for $200
Torrance: shut up moron!
Justin: its not my fault you're in love with a big gay cheerleader who won't return your phone calls
Torrance: Aaron is not gay!
Justin: oh so someone just made him become a cheerleader?
Torrane: he's just...busy!
Justin: yeah, busy scamming on guys
Torrance: gimme that! *takes out his video game*
Justin: bitch!
opponent: Why don't you let your cheerleaders play for you? at least they win shit occasionally
RCH player: ah man is that the best you got?
other RCH player: yeah c'mon bring it on buttplug
opponent: you want more? ok, while we're out here kicking your ass, your cheer boys are over there, scamming on all your squirrel
other opponent: which is cool, since you don't have dicks anyway
RCH player: bitch! *jumps on the guy*
other RCH player: punk! *jumps on the other guy*
football player: Jan's got spirit, yes he do
other football player: Jan's got spirit, how bout you?
Jan: dude, you just lost
Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded -Sparky
Darcy, you should stop eating. You see when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat source, and if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass! -Sparky
In cheerleading we throw people in the air & fat people don't go as high -Sparky
I understand you have underwear up your ass right now but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull, think about it -Sparky
These are not spirit fingers...THESE are spirit fingers, and these are gold! -Sparky
Courtney: I'm gonna kick your ass you evil whore!
little girl: get over it hag! *stomps on Courtney's foot*
Courtney: *while Whitney is holding her back* she did not just hit me! she's a little kid!
*while at the cheerleading competition*
Missy: you are not going to Hades
Torrance: Newsflash, look around, we are in Hades
Cliff: oh, uh, by the way, nice spirit fingers
Missy: yeah, well heres another *flicks him off*
*Cliff pretends to grab it and put it in his pocket*
Cliff: thanks!
This season should've been gravy ok, I hand picked the squad, I delivered an idiot proof routine...platter, nationals, hello! -Big Red
uh uh, not cool -Aaron
Missy: screw you
Cliff: said the cheerleader
Missy: thats right I am a cheerleader, and you're a dumb ass...Torrance likes you, ok she likes you!
Cliff: she has an odd way of showing it
Missy: don't be stupid, she broke up with her boyfriend for you..look do us all a favor, get over yourself and tell her how you feel
Cliff: I thought I had
Missy: well try again, and let me give you a tip from a cheerleader, be aggressive, b-e aggressive!
Torrance: so is your family coming?
Missy: I don't know if Cliff is coming
Torrance: I totally blew it with Cliff
Missy: forget it, my brothers an idiot
Torrance: you're his sister, you don't see him like I do
Missy: yeah & thats a good thing, cuz that would be a crime!
Missy yelling out the window: shut up! if you don't have it yet, you don't have it! give it up already!