Marlin: What if they don't like me?
Coral: Marlin!
Marlin: well really...
Coral: there's over 400 eggs, odds are one of them is bound to like you
Nemo: Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo are you?
Marlin: hey, that snail was about to charge
Pearl: see this tentacle? it's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this
Sheldon: I'm H2O intolerant *sneezes*
Tad: I'm obnoxious
Mr. Ray: You live in what kind of home?
*Nemo struggles to say "anemone"*
Mr. Ray: ok, ok don't hurt yourself
Marlin: Why don't we just fry em up now and serve them with chips!
Bob: hey Marty, calm down
Marlin: don't tell me to be calm pony boy!
Bob: pony boy?
Bill: ya know for a clown fish he's not that funny
Ted: pity
Seaweed is cool, seaweed is fun, it makes it's food from the rays of the sun- Mr. Ray
awe you guys made me ink!- Pearl
That's a pretty big butt- Pearl
ooh look at me! I'm gonna go touch the butt!- Sheldon
He touched the butt- Tad
Escapah! I wonder what that means, it's funny it's spelled just like the word escape- Dory
Bubbles (yes, that is the fish's name): BUBBLES! the bubbles! *mumbles about bubbles while rushing over to the treasure chest....slams the lid down*...my bubbles
Dory, talking in her sleep: sea monkey has my money...yes I'm a natural blue
Dory: Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills...when life gets ya down you know what you gotta do?
Marlin: I don't wanna know what you gotta do
Dory: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do? we swim, swim
Marlin: Dory no singing
Dory: ha ha ha ho ho ho ho
Marlin: Dory...
Dory: I love to swiiim
Marlin: Dory...
Dory: and when you want to swim you want to...
Marlin: see I'm gonna get stuck now with that song now it's in my head!
Marlin: I'm feeling happy...which is a big deal...for me
Dory: I want to touch it
*they follow the light until the see that it is attached to a very scary looking fish*
Marlin: good feelings gone
Gill: From this moment on, you will now be known as Sharkbait
Bubbles, Bloat & Gurgle: Sharkbait, ooh ha ha!
Gill: welcome brother Sharkbait
Bubbles, Bloat & Gurgle: Sharkbait, ooh ha ha!
Gill: enough with the Sharkbait
Gurgle: Sharkbait, ooh...bop a do
Dory: your son Chico?
Marlin: Nemo
Dory: right, got it
go easy on him, he's lost his son, Fabio- Dory
Dory: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy! come here Squishy, come here little Squishy, get the nosey Squishy...ow!
Marlin: Dory, that's a jelly fish!
Dory: bad Squishy!
Marlin: I'll just be careful
Dory: yeah, be careful I don't make you cry when I win!
Marlin: are you hungry?
Dory: hungry?
Marlin: yean, cuz you're about to eat my bubbles!
No hurlin on the shell dude, ok I just waxed it- Crush
Crush: whoa, kill the motor dude..let us see how Squirt does flying solo
*Squirt comes back into the EAC*
Squirt: Hey Dad, did you see that? did ya see me? did you see what I did?
Crush: you so totally rock, Squirt!...now gimme some fin...Noggin
Crush & Squirt: duuude...
Squirt: you rock dude!
*hits Marlin's head*
Marlin: ow
Dory:...his son Bingo
Marlin: Nemo
Dory: Nemo!
Dory: maybe he only speaks whale....*attempting to speak whale* we neeeed
Marlin: Dory...
Dory: to fiiiind his sooon
Marlin: Dory, are you sure you can speak whale?
Dory: can yoooou give us directions
Marlin: see he's swimming away
Dory: come baaaack
Marlin: you offended him
Dory: maybe a different dialect
Marlin: Dory, this is not whale, you're speaking like upset stomach
Dory: maybe I should try humpback
Marlin: no, don't try humpback...you actually sound sick
Dory: maybe louder
Marlin: don't do that!
Dory: too much orca...didn't that sound a little orcaish?
Marlin: it doesn't sound like orca, it sounds like nothing I've ever heard!
hey look, scum angel!- Peach
Gurgle: don't you people realize we are swimming in our own...
Peach: sh here he comes!
Dory: You can't never let anything happen to him, then nothing would ever happen to him...not much fun for little Harpo
Marlin: what's going on?
Dory: dunno, I'll ask him....whaaat's goooing on?
He either said we should go to the back of the throat, or he wants a rootbeer float- Dory
How do I taste Moby? huh? Do I taste good?- Marlin
Marlin: thaaank yooou siir!
Dory: wow, I wish I could speak whale
curse you, Aquascum!- Gurgle
Quick, to the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie!- Gill
Nemo: I'm Nemo
Dory: Nemo!....that's a nice name
Dory: bye Elmo!
Marlin: Nemo
Dory: Nemo! bye Nemo!