39 Great Reasons To Be a Guy
1.Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2.You
know stuff about tanks.
3.five-day
vacation requires only one suitcase.
4.You
can open all your own jars.
5.Dry
cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
6.You
can go to the bathroom without a support group.
7.You
don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
8.You
can leave the motel bed unmade.
9.You
can kill your own food.
10.You
get extra credit for the slightest of thoughtfulness.
11.Wedding
plans take care of themselves.
12.If
someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still by
your
friend.
13.Your
underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
14.If
you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
15.Everything
on your face stays its original color.
16.You
can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
17.Three
pairs of shoes are more than enough.
18.You
don't have to clean your apartment if the reader is coming.
19.Car
mechanics tell you to truth.
20.You
can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking:
"He must be mad at me".
21.Same
work...more pay.
22.Gray
hair and wrinkles only add character.
23.Wedding
dress--$2,000. Tuxedo rental --$75.00
24.You
don't mooch off other's desserts.
25.You
can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
26.If
another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become
lifelong friends.
27.Your
pals can be trusted to never trap you with "So, notice anything
different?
28.You
are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
29.You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
30.You
almost never have strap problems in public.
31.You
are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
32.The
same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33.You
don't have to shave below your neck.
34.At
least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
35.Your
belly usually hides your big hips.
36.One
wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
37.You
can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
38.You
have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
39.Christmas
shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes.