No one really thinks about the slogans companies use to persuade people into buying things. So I have decided to remind everyone what we've lived through.!
1. “Be all you can be.” US Army – we’ve been all we could be and still got blown up.
2. “You’ll love the way we fly” Delta Airlines – what about the way I want to fly?
3. “You’re in good hands” Allstate Insurance – should we expect good feet too?
4.“Obey your thirst” Sprite – my thirst says drink Dr. Pepper!
5. “Quality is Job 1” Ford- then why are fords “fixed on and repaired daily”!
6. “It’s everywhere you want to be” VISA – does this mean I can’t get away from it, HELP
7. “I love what you do for me” Toyota- wow! a car that can bring sexual pleasure!
8. “Just slightly ahead of our time” Panasonic- when do we get to catch up
9. "Life tastes good." Coca Cola- how would one “taste life”, and does it come in a personal size
10. "Where do you want to go today" Microsoft- I’ll tell you where you can go!
11. "And that’s when it hits you, your ready for an IBM" IBM- I hit back, I want a Dell
12. "We bring good things to life" GM- now if you could only make cars
13.“Connecting People” Nokia – would this be accomplished by plastic surgery or other
14. “Come and live the Magic” Disney- too bad magic is an illusion
15. “Did somebody say McDonalds” McDonalds- no one said anything
16. “Follow whoever you are” Mercedes- what if you are a schizothrenic?
17. “Share the moments, Share life” Kodak- I don’t want to share life, It’s all mine
18. “Feel everything” Nintendo- I can’t feel anything when I play, is mine broke?
19. “Just Do It” Nike- come on now, do I even have to say anything
20. “We’re Watching” MTV- oh shit, I have just been violated
21. “Everyone’s Invited” Samsung- can I bring the booz, PARTY
22. “The joy of Pepsi” Pepsi- I have yet to get joy from Pepsi, I want a refund
23. “Great Pizza, Great Times” Pizza Hut- great pizza in your mouth, great times on the pot
24. “No one does chicken like KFC” KFC- what end does the chicken like it in?
25. “So easy to use, no wonder we’re #1” AOL- that’s what they say about my x
26. “Do you Yahoo” Yahoo- is this a new position I should know about?
27. “You know you want it” Kraft- I’m glad because I wasn’t sure before
28. “Intelligence Everywhere” Motorola- this is the biggest lie ever
29. “It’s all about the burgers” Burger King- we know these people have a life
30. “It’s all about the bear” Heineken – refer to #29
31. “Good things come to those who wait” Guinness- I’m still waiting!
