I recorded all of these sounds myself, so please do not use them on any other webpages without my permission first. Thanks and enjoy :)
The Gay Divorcee
(Fred plays Guy and Ginger plays Mimi)
gdtore.wav--Mimi: "I just had the most embarrassing experience. A man tore my dress off!"
gdchildhood.wav--Guy: "I used to do it as a boy."
Mimi: "I don't care what you did as a boy."
Guy: "Well, I did nothing as a girl so there goes my childhood."
gdprofession.wav--Guy: "I'm a dancer by profession. You knew that of course."
Stage Door
(Ginger plays Jean Maitland)
sddelight.wav--Jean: "You know me...the lumberman's delight."
sdcook.wav--Jean: "You cook, too?"
Teri (Katharine Hepburn): "Nothing fancy, just home cooking."
Jean: "I'll bet you could boil a terrific pan of water."
sdpiglatin.wav--Jean: "Won't be of much use to you here. We all speak pig-latin"
sdknife.wav--Teri: "And I use the right knife and fork, I hope you don't mind."
Jean: "All you needs the knife."
sdservice.wav--Jean: "Well, goodbye, thanks for calling. If you ever need a good pallbearer, remember I'm at your service."
Top Hat
(Fred plays Jerry, and Ginger plays Dale)
tophatremember.wav--Jerry: "If I ever forgot myself with that girl I'd remember it."
tophataffliction.wav--Jerry: "I didn't realize I was disturbing you. You see, every once in a while I suddenly find myself...dancing."
Dale: "I suppose it's some kind of an affliction."
tophatarms.wav--Jerry: "There's only one thing that can stop me..."
Dale: "Oh, you must tell me what it is."
Jerry: "Well, my nurses always put their arms around me."
Dale: "Well, I'll call the house detective and tell him to put his arms around you."
tophathorse.wav--Jerry: "In dealing with a girl or horse, one just lets nature take its course."
tophattickets.wav--Horace (Edward Everett Horton): "Do you mean to sit there and tell me that that girl slapped you in the face in front of all those people for nothing?"
Jerry: "What would you have done, sold tickets?"
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