Okay, here are the answers to the questions, although, if you know Jared, you know all the answer to every question is Jesus. Lol
Scroll down! 1. What color does Ashley say is her favorite (even though she doesn’t have a favorite)? Green 2. What is Ashley’s favorite movie? Lord of the Rings 3. What is Ashley’s least favorite movie? (Hint: What movie made Ashley sleep for two nights with a light on?) The Ring (Funny the similarities?) 4. What is Ashley’s favorite genre of literature? Fantasy/sci-fi 5. What is Ashley’s favorite class? (Not counting lunch and study hall) English 6. What kind of books does Georgette Heyer write? Well, several actually, but I read her Regency romances 7. What was the name of the book Ashley tried to write with Schuyler and Laura? (It’s deceptively simple) Island 8. What was Ashley’s parents’ song? "Annie's Song" by John Denver. You know, "You fill up my senses/Like a night in the forest..." 9. What kind of music does Ashley listen to most? (think BIG classification) Christian 10. What career does Ashley plan to pursue? And why is this impractical? So how has Ashley solved this problem? Novelist; Ever heard the term "starvingwriter"?; work for a publishing company 11. Why shouldn’t you upset Ashley? (I’m kidding, really) I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. 12. What happens when Erin gets mad? PEOPLE DIE! 13. What does Ashley call Sara on a regular basis that pisses Sara off and Ashley needs to stop? "Sare". Of course, I also call her Malita, but I make up for it by calling her Sarita Bonita. 14. In the case of the Drunken Sailor, does Laura pronounce her name Lara or Lora? Lara. And I misspelled Sailor on purpose for privacy reasons. 15. How many years has Ashley taken ballet? 12 16. What episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus is Ashley’s favorite? (If you don’t know what it’s called, what sketch is in it?) The episode is actually called "Sex and Violence", and the sketch is the flying sheep. 17. Why does Sara say we’re tainted goods? (really, it’s not as bad as it sounds) We've had A.P. English 18. What’s particularly unique about Rowan’s looks? She has one brown eye and one blue/green one. 19. Complete the sentence: No-o-ah-ah-no-o-ah-ah... Nooooooooooo! 20. What part did David D. play in Children of Eden? Abel 21. And what did he teach Rowan and Ashley to say in Spanish? El mono comió tus pantalones, ¡Duende stúpido! (The monkey ate your pants, stupid dwarf!)(It was supposed to be leprechaun, but that doesn't translate.) 22. Complete the list: Numbat, Wombat, Jaguarundi, Deermouse, Doormouse... Coati Mundi (Peccary, Porcupine and Pronghorn, Tiger, Tortoise, Unicorn! (Or Uni-splut if they drop Rowan)) 23. What happens December 18th? The Two Towers comes out! 24. Where does this quote come from? “She turned me into a newt!” Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail. "I got better..." 25. What’s Schuyler, Andrew and Neil’s favorite TV show? The Simpsons 26. A hard one: This is the first line of what book? “It was a pleasure to burn.” And no, it’s not Dante’s Inferno. Fahrenheit 451. I don't actually expect anyone to get that one. 27. What’s wrong with the title, “The Great Gatsby”? It wasn't so great 28. What movie is Inigo Montoya a character in? The Princess Bride. "Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." 29. Who is Jessica and Ashley’s favorite character in Lord of the Rings? (To Jess: He’s MINE) Legolas! Frodo's pretty cute, too, and I agree with Sara that Strider is pretty hot in the movie, but the actor who plays him just looks odd. Of course, the actor who plays Merry is suprisingly hot as well. 30. What did Ashley’s campers call her two years ago? What did she threaten to do to them? What did they call her afterwords? Jack; to stab them in their sleep with plastic butter knives stolen from the kitchen; Hachet Jack. 31. What’s the name of Ashley’s boyfriend? Trick question, I don't have one. 32. What does Ashley have imbedded in her right hand? (Maybe) A piece of pencil lead. (Well, graphite, which is actually carbon, but you know. And I'm not sure it's there. I thought I dug it out, so maybe it just stained my skin. It sure looks like there's something in there!) 33. How did it get there? I hit somebody's backpack with my hand and they had an automatic pencil sticking out of it. 34. Where is the scar on Ashley’s face and how did it get there? Under my left eye; I got hit in the face with a stick when I was a kid and had to get stitches. 35. How did the scar on the back of Ashley’s right hand get there? I was clawed by a certain party I won't name in fifth grade because I stole this party's hat. 36. How many times has Ashley had stitches? Twice 37. When did Ashley hyperventilate? The first time I ever rode the Super-Dooper-Looper. I thought I was screaming. Apparently not. 38. How many times has Ashley passed out? Never! 39. Who wrote the songs “Pressing On” and “Sadie Hawkins Dance”? Relient K 40. What is Ashley planning to do her junior project on if it has to be something controversial? Harry Potter 41. Why is this typical? See #4 42. Who wrote “The Giver”? Lois Lowry 43. What does Ashley do most evenings? (If you don’t know, you’ve never read her poetry) Takes walks 44. When is Ashley’s birthday? Did you remember to buy her a present? Jan. 20 45. What about Christmas? 46. What is Ashley’s favorite holiday? Christmas 47. What’s Ashley’s favorite condiment? Mustard! Yes, I know, condiment, not main course... 48. What does the term “bloviate” mean? To speak in a pompous manner 49. What’s Ashley’s biggest phobia? Bugs 50. Who’s Ashley’s “little twin”? Alyssa 51. What does “she’enedra” mean, and where did the term come from? Soul-sister, from the Shin'a'in language from "Oathbound" by Mercedes Lackey, which Rowan discovered was actually Romany. "Edra" means sister, "she" means swear. 52. Who was Princess Rainbow Diamond? What were the names of her three best friends? A unicorn; Prince Caspian, Princess Crystal Waters and Princess Skye. Their biggest enemy was Thorn. 53. What movie does the line “Cats rule, dogs drool” come from? Why is this important? "Homeward Bound". Bryan and I played games with this movie for a year. 54. What is the proper pronunciation of “Hate you”? Hate chu 55. What band wrote the song “Fishsticks”? Da Vinci's Notebook 56. What about “Cows with guns?” The Dead Milkmen 57. Where did Ashley get the saying “Bad, sin” from? Her brother, Chris 58. What color is his hair this week? Well, at the time of writing this quiz, it was hot pink. But it's going black soon. Who knows what color it is when you take the test? 59. Who wrote “The Chronicles of Narnia”? What is Ashley’s favorite book by this author? C.S. Lewis (whose actual name was Clive Staples Lewis); "The Great Divorce". But I love the Chronicles of Narnia, too. 60. What’s Ashley’s favorite book by L.M. Montgomery? The Blue Castle 61. Who wrote “The Thin Woman”? Dorothy Cannell 62. Jane Ash and Julian Stretton are characters in what book? A Cousinly Connexion by Sheila Simonson 63. What book did the line “Bustle about, Noddy, or we shan’t be in time to snabble all the lobster patties” come from, and who of Ashley’s acquaintance says this? Frederica by Georgette Heyer; my mother 64. Is Ashley near-sighted or far-sighted? Near-sighted. Very near-sighted. 65. How good’s her hearing? (according to hearing tests, not according to how well she can understand you) suprisingly good 66. What’s Ashley’s middle name? Jeanne 67. Why does Ashley feel she has a good claim on her first name? It was my uncle's name, and my great-grandmother's maiden name. There's some Lord Ashley in history that my grandmother thinks we're related to that was known as "the biggest liar in all of England". That cracks me up 68. What state does Ashley live in? PA 69. How many football games did her high school win last season? 2 70. Why is this an improvement? Last year we didn't win any, the year before we won one. 71. Why is science class irrelevent? Basically, all science? Because science is based on cause and effect which is based on the assumption that time moves forward at a constant rate, which it doesn't. Time doesn't move, we move through it. The passage of time is merely an illusion created by our nervous systems through an inability to perceive everything at once. Does your head hurt yet? 72. What is the only kind of music Ashley really can’t stand? Country. *shudders* People will likely answer rap; I like Christian rap. 73. What year was Ashley born? 1986 74. What is her Chinese zodiac sign? Her western zodiac sign? (wood) Ox, because my birthday is in January. I'm a Capricorn/Aquarius cusp, but I have Aquarian traits. 75. What color is the stone in Ashley’s class ring? green 76. Is it her birthstone? nope 77. What does “¿Qué estás fumando?” mean? Who said it first? What tune is it sung to? What are you smoking?; Jared; Abendlied zu Gott by Hadyn.
