I knocked down Amy in the grass
She fell down and bruised her ...
Cut it on a piece of glass
Somebody snitched on me

I left my lunch tray on the floor,
Then shut Ashley in the door--
She can't sing her part no more
Somebody snitched on me

Andrew made a vulgar joke
So I put him in a choke
The sound he made was just like "ooook!"
Somebody snitched on me

I fell in love with Mr. Bloom
Went and stole things from his room
They threw me in the Cracks of Doom
Somebody snitched on me

I broke my flute on Allie's head
Threw her in the riverbed
Left her on the bank for dead
Somebody snitched on me

Chorus: I'm on the death-row for Christmas
Boy my lawyer is mad
I'm on the death-row for Christmas
Cause I ain't been nuthin' but baaaaaad!