A lot of my friends have been making quizzes about themselves on the internet, but my computer's so slow that the pages take forever to load. So I decided to do my own, the easy way. Here's a quiz-- some of the questions are about me, some are about my friends and a number of them come from inside jokes. See how many you can answer! Write the answers down on another piece of paper; the answer key is on the next page. Have fun!
PS: Of course, if you don't feel like getting out the paper (and I don't blame you, this thing's long!), you can do it the easy way and go straight to the page with the answers and answer one-by-one by the way you scroll, b/c I put the questions with the answers. Easier for everybody. Link's at the bottom.
1. What color does Ashley say is her favorite (even though she doesn’t have a favorite)? 2. What is Ashley’s favorite movie? 3. What is Ashley’s least favorite movie? (Hint: What movie made Ashley sleep for two nights with a light on?) 4. What is Ashley’s favorite genre of literature? 5. What is Ashley’s favorite class? (Not counting lunch and study hall) 6. What kind of books does Georgette Heyer write? 7. What was the name of the book Ashley tried to write with Schuyler and Laura? (It’s deceptively simple) 8. What was Ashley’s parents’ song? 9. What kind of music does Ashley listen to most? (think BIG classification) 10. What career does Ashley plan to pursue? And why is this impractical? So how has Ashley solved this problem? 11. Why shouldn’t you upset Ashley? (I’m kidding, really) 12. What happens when Erin gets mad? 13. What does Ashley call Sara on a regular basis that pisses Sara off and Ashley needs to stop? 14. In the case of the Drunken Sailor, does Laura pronounce her name Lara or Lora? 15. How many years has Ashley taken ballet? 16. What episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus is Ashley’s favorite? (If you don’t know what it’s called, what sketch is in it?) 17. Why does Sara say we’re tainted goods? (really, it’s not as bad as it sounds) 18. What’s particularly unique about Rowan’s looks? 19. Complete the sentence: No-o-ah-ah-no-o-ah-ah... 20. What part did David D. play in Children of Eden? 21. And what did he teach Rowan and Ashley to say in Spanish? 22. Complete the list: Numbat, Wombat, Jaguarundi, Deermouse, Doormouse... 23. What happens December 18th? 24. Where does this quote come from? “She turned me into a newt!” 25. What’s Schuyler, Andrew and Neil’s favorite TV show? 26. A hard one: This is the first line of what book? “It was a pleasure to burn.” And no, it’s not Dante’s Inferno. 27. What’s wrong with the title, “The Great Gatsby”? 28. What movie is Inigo Montoya a character in? 29. Who is Jessica and Ashley’s favorite character in Lord of the Rings? (To Jess: He’s MINE) 30. What did Ashley’s campers call her two years ago? What did she threaten to do to them? What did they call her afterwords? 31. What’s the name of Ashley’s boyfriend? 32. What does Ashley have imbedded in her right hand? (Maybe) 33. How did it get there? 34. Where is the scar on Ashley’s face and how did it get there? 35. How did the scar on the back of Ashley’s right hand get there? 36. How many times has Ashley had stitches? 37. When did Ashley hyperventilate? 38. How many times has Ashley passed out? 39. Who wrote the songs “Pressing On” and “Sadie Hawkins Dance”? 40. What is Ashley planning to do her junior project on if it has to be something controversial? 41. Why is this typical? 42. Who wrote “The Giver”? 43. What does Ashley do most evenings? (If you don’t know, you’ve never read her poetry) 44. When is Ashley’s birthday? Did you remember to buy her a present? 45. What about Christmas? 46. What is Ashley’s favorite holiday? 47. What’s Ashley’s favorite condiment? 48. What does the term “bloviate” mean? 49. What’s Ashley’s biggest phobia? 50. Who’s Ashley’s “little twin”? 51. What does “she’enedra” mean, and where did the term come from? 52. Who was Princess Rainbow Diamond? What were the names of her three best friends? 53. What movie does the line “Cats rule, dogs drool” come from? Why is this important? 54. What is the proper pronunciation of “Hate you”? 55. What band wrote the song “Fishsticks”? 56. What about “Cows with guns?” 57. Where did Ashley get the saying “Bad, sin” from? 58. What color is his hair this week? 59. Who wrote “The Chronicles of Narnia”? What is Ashley’s favorite book by this author? 60. What’s Ashley’s favorite book by L.M. Montgomery? 61. Who wrote “The Thin Woman”? 62. Jane Ash and Julian Stretton are characters in what book? 63. What book did the line “Bustle about, Noddy, or we shan’t be in time to snabble all the lobster patties” come from, and who of Ashley’s acquaintance says this? 64. Is Ashley near-sighted or far-sighted? 65. How good’s her hearing? (according to hearing tests, not according to how well she can understand you) 66. What’s Ashley’s middle name? 67. Why does Ashley feel she has a good claim on her first name? 68. What state does Ashley live in? 69. How many football games did her high school win last season? 70. Why is this an improvement? 71. Why is science class irrelevent? Basically, all science? 72. What is the only kind of music Ashley really can’t stand? 73. What year was Ashley born? 74. What is her Chinese zodiac sign? Her western zodiac sign? 75. What color is the stone in Ashley’s class ring? 76. Is it her birthstone? 77. What does “¿Qué estás fumando?” mean? Who said it first? What tune is it sung to?
