Kittix: Ah, yes, and welcome to yet ANOTHER... Cats: Night at the Movies fanfiction! QAK would've LOVED to be here and help me write this, but she is currently very busy.
QAK: Z...z.....z.... *grumbles* wallpaper.... z....z....z... *snort*.... z... z... z.. *snore*
Kittix: Told ya. So, I'd like to introduce my co-host for this evening.. or morning.. or whenever the hell you read this.. please welcome Exotica!!
Exotica: .........
Kittix: We're pleased to have you here Exoti...
Exotica: *disappeared*
Kittix: Riiiiiight... Anyways, this is our next fic.. Cats meets with that creepy ass sci-fi show, The X Files! Actually, this is just a random fanfiction LIKE the X Files, we shall forget that there ever was an X Files movie made, okay? Okay. Some movies are just too creepy to write about.. like Scream.
Exotica: But you've already written about Scream.
Kittix: AHHH! Where the hell did you come from!?
Exotica: ....... *disappears again*
Kittix: Ok, this is creeping me out too. Lets start this fic..
*We open on a building, actually, its a really big
box. Cue creepy music - De de de de de-do...*
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The Jellicle Junkyard's Central Intelligence Center
Tuesday, the 28th.
2:30 P.M.
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*Our two agents, Agent Mungo Jerrie, Agent Jerrie, and Agent Rumple Teazer, Agent Teazer. *
Exotica: *Appearing from nowhere.* Arent we original.
Kittix: Gah! Where do you keep coming from!? Anyways..
*Our agents are seen looking over some files. The Jellicle X-Files.*
Teazer: This thing just started and I'm already bored.
Jerrie: Me too. What are we supposed to do again?
~Kittix: Read the files!
Jerrie: Ohhh yeah. *He flips through some files, finding one. It reads..
Jellicle X-Files Case #742196043 - Report of an UFO spotted by a Junkyard residence. Needs further investigation.
Teazer: So what does that mean?
Jerrie: I think it means we have to go "investigate" this. *He groans* We really need better jobs, this fanfiction business is really lame.
Teazer: I know, but what're we gonna do? It's either this or work for Disney until the show opens again in London or Broadway.
Jerrie: Good point. Lets go!
*They head out into the junkyard to investigate.*
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The Jellicle Junkyard
Tuesday, the 28th
2:35 P.M.
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*Two cats, Demeter and Bombalurina, are seen standing and staring at the sky. Our agents walk over, presenting two old wallets with thier badges.*
Jerrie: We received a disturbance report here.
Demeter: Mungo? Rumple? What are you two supposed to be?
Bombalurina: Shh, Dem, follow the script.
Demeter: What script?
*Bomba hands Dem a script that is titled "Kittix & QAK's Free Time Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong - Part 3*
Demeter: Ohh yeah.. that thing. *She sighs.* The things we have to do to make a living. *She turns to Mungo and Rumple again.*
Demeter: As I was saying.. who are you two?
Jerrie: *Holding his badge* Agent Jerrie..
Teazer: *Holding her badge* .. And Agent Teazer!
Jerrie: *Narrowing his eyes.* IBF.
Teazer: No, Jer, you're holding your badge upside down.
Jerrie: Oh, sorry. FBI.
Demeter: Okay..
Teazer: We read about a UFO sighting. Whats with that?
Bombalurina: Yeah, we saw this big saucer like thing in the sky.. *She looks around.* Right around.. THERE! *She points to a giant black saucer, high in the sky.*
*All the Cats stare in amazement.*
Teazer: What IS that?
Jerrie: Lets take a look.. *He grabs a pair of binoculors.. er.. a pair of things so you can see things really far away up close.* Hey.. thats not a UFO.. thats a tire... and thats Grizabella!
Bombalurina: Well that explains the constant reprise of 'Memory' coming from that thing.
Teazer: Stand back! *She grabs a rock and throws it at the giant tire. She hits it and it comes crashing to the ground, Grizabella on top.*
Grizabella: Oh, thank the Everlasting Cat! That tire got stuck up there and it wouldnt move! *She dusts herself off, she starts walking off.*
Jerrie: Well, I guess we solved that.
Teazer: Yeah, I guess so. Lets go back to that big box we were at before and.. uh..
~Kittix: Find another file!
Teazer: Yes! Find another file and case to solve!
*They start walking back to the big box thingy... as they arent looking, Aliens come and abduck Grizabella, then fly off.*
Jellicle X-Files Case #742196043 - Closed
Kittix: *Currently tapping QAK with a stick repeatedly.* Get up! Get up! Exotica is creeping me out!!
QAK: Z...z....z...z.. *mumble* ... Harry Potter... *snore*...
Kittix: *Drops stick.* Well thats pretty creepy too.. Oh, hello! What a great fic huh?
Exotica: *Appears from nowhere.* I dont know, it's kind of plain..
Kittix: ....AH! STOP DOING THAT!!! Please, go back to the fic!!
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The Jellicle Junkyard Central of Intelligence Center
Thursday, the 30th
5:25 A.M.
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*Our agents are seen diligently at work.*
Both: Z....z....z...z..
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The Jellicle Junkyard Central of Intelligence Center
Thursday, the 30th
7:30 A.M.
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*Still hard at work...*
Both: Z...z...z...z...z..z..
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The Jellicle Junkyard Central of Intelligence Center
Thursday, the 30th
10:30 A.M.
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Both: Z...z...z...z.....
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The Jellicle Junkyard Central of Intelligence Center
Thursday, the 30th
12:30 P.M.
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Both: Z..z....z...z..z
~Kittix: WAKE UP ALREADY!
Teazer: *Yawns.* Alright, we're up! We're up! *She nudges Mungo.*
Jerrie: *He groans, his eyes still shut.* Aww Teaz... not NOW..
Teazer: *She laughs nervously.* Heh, no, get up!
Jerrie: *He yawns and gets up.* Oh right, we're still stuck in that stupid fan fic. Okay, lets get to work.
Jellicle X-File Case #7633209581 - Report of Paranormal Activity in the Junkyard, Needs Further Investigation.
Teazer: Well, lets go!
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A Box in the Jellicle Junkyard
Thursday, the 30th
1:00 P.M.
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*Outside the box stands two scared kittens, Etcetera and Electra, huddled up and shaking.*
Jerrie: Whats the problem you two?
Etcetera: I..i..i..i...i..in.. t..t..t... the..
Electra: ...B..b..b.. box!
Teazer: What?
Jerrie: I think they said I..i..i..i..
Teazer: I heard that part, thanks Jer. *She stares at the kittens.* Are you two saying theres something in the box?
*The kittens nod slowly, still shaking.*
Jerrie: *Nodding to Teazer.* I guess theres a ghost in there. Lets go investigate!
Teazer: Alright...
*They both nod to eachother again and run into the box. They look around.*
Teazer: Well I dont see anything..
Jerrie: Me neit.. hey! Do you hear that?!
*A loud and horrible sound is heard coming from the bathroom of the box, a scary scottish and high pitched, annoying, sound.*
*Jerrie and Teazer look at eachother.*
Teazer: Do we even dare?
Jerrie: Yes... it's our job..
*They both run and break down the door to find Skimbleshanks and JennyAnyDots in the shower.*
All cats: ...... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Warning: We are not liable for the mental picture you conjure up, we apologize for the horrible dreams you now will have.
*Teazer and Jerrie run out, still screaming.*
Teazer: I thought we were after a ghost!
Jerrie: Me too!
Etcetera: W..wh.. who said anything about a ghost!?
Electra: Th.. thats scary enough!
Teazer: They have a point. That was.. disturbing!
Jerrie: That was more than disturbing!
Jellicle X-File Case #7633209581 - Unsolved
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The Jellicle Junkyard Central of Intelligence Center
Saturday, the 1st
12:00, 12:00, 12:00, 12:00
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~Kittix: Oh, sorry, the power went out and I didnt get around to fixing the time.
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The Jellicle Junkyard Central of Intelligence Center
Saturday, the 1st
3:45 P.M.
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*Our agents are seen back at the big box.*
Teazer: No way! I quit! That last mission was ENOUGH for me!
Jerrie: Me too!!
~Kittix: You two cant quit!
Teazer: Oh yes we can!
Jerrie: And we do! C'mon Teaz, we're better off doing a Disney after school special.
*They nod, throwing thier "badges" and walking off.*
Kittix: NOOOO! DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH.. WITH..
Exotica: *Appears from nowhere.* Me?
Kittix: NOO!! WITH QAK AND HER DREAM ABOUT HARRY POTTER!!
5 YEARS LATER:
*Grizabella is rich and famous again, starring in Independence Day 2*
*Jemima, even though she wasnt even in this fic, runs out with a gaint sign that reads 'The Wonderful End', and it is.
The Wonderful END!
