Last night, I had the weirdest dream ever... CATS, CATS, and more CATS! Here's how it started..

    I found myself in a giant junkyard...with lots of old boxes, cans, Britney Spears CDs, you know, stuff no one wants anymore. Suddenly, Mistoffelees comes out of no where and asks me "Do you have grey poupon?" Then he disappears in a cloud of smoke. I was really confused, and I started to walk to the other side of the junkyard when I saw Gus, yes old, can't move much Gus, and he was...dancing...he was..dancing the Funky Chicken?!? Then, he started to sing "Gett'n jiggy wit it.." that's when I turned around to see 3 Jellylorums singing "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na." I screamed and began to stumble backwards when I tripped over a golf ball. I got up to see Bustopher Jones playing golf with a giant spoon. Tumblebrutus, I guess, was his caddy and he was holding Bustophers golf bag. The bag was tannish, and white, and had..moonlit eyes??? Thats when I realized... THE BAG WAS CASSANDRA! Her tail was the handle and she held the spoons (aka golf clubs) in her mouth. Then Bustopher asked me "Care to take a shot, pip?" I had never been called "Pip" before,.... I also never played golf with an awfully fat cat before either, so I said yes. I took a spoon from Cassandra's mouth, and let us never think of that again.., and I went to swing when I looked down. The ball was.. Coricopat and Tantomile?! They were all huddled up, like a ball, on a giant golf tee.  Knowing I'd never have a chance to do this again in my life, I swung and they went flying. ( I was a pretty good golfer, I was, I was) I went to give the spoon back to Bustopher but he was gone..
    Instead, I looked over to see Demeter, running on her tip toes screaming "Macavity!!" Then she came over to me and whispered in a sinister voice "redrum redrum.." and then she ran away.
    Then, I felt someone tap my shoulder and I turned around to see The Rum Tum Tugger, although, there was something about him.. Then he said "Groovey Ba-by" and I could see, he was dressed up as Austin Powers!? A very hairy, VERY HAIRY, cat-like Austin Powers. I dont know how a hairy Austin Powers Rum Tum Tugger got in my dream, but he was there. Then he said "Tell me, baby, do I make you.." Before he could finish, Jemima and Etcetera..uh, dressed as cops, grabbed him by his arms and started to drag him while he played the air guitar with his tail. They took him to Munkustrap, dressed like a judge and said "Book'em Dan-O" then Munkustrap hit his gavel (which resembled a fish on a stick) and everything went black.
    Suddenly, two flashes of orange and white flashed by my eyes. Running back and forth back and forth till finally they stopped and I could see who they were. Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, standing there laughing at me. I had no idea what was so funny till I looked down, and *gasp* I was naked! (Picture a cat with no fur, you sickos!) They stole my clothes! Then, thier faces got serious, and scared-looking and they ran. I looked down to see I was nicely clothed again when I felt the ground start to rumble.
    I turned around to see, a giant...GRIZABELLA! I'm talking Jurassic Park huge! She was roaring like a Dinosaur and crushing some building, hey, where'd those buildings came from I dunno, but she was crushing them. She looked at me, and then smiled. She then leapt away making the ground shake. Then I heard circus music. I turned around to see a tent shaped like a cat so I walked in. I saw JennyAnyDots juggling milk jugs, Pouncival on the tight rope...and Exotica, in a cage with gorillas. A loud crash caused everything to go black once again.
    Then I heard a train, and I could see Macavity dressed up in black, strapping Victoria to some railroad tracks. She was screaming some things I shouldnt say infront of little kittens, and then I saw a train coming, with Skimbleshanks hanging out the window. Then, Plato, dressed up as Dudley-Do-Right riding on a German Shepeard, came down to save the day. Out came, officers, Jemima, Etcetera, and this time Electra and the handcuffed Macavity. "I would have gotten away with it if it werent for those meadling Kittens.." He said. Bombalurina jumped out, from where I dont know, and screamed "HE HAS A BOMB!" Then Macavity, still handcuffed (amazingly) opened up his chest, wait that sounds bad, he opened up his fur and there was a bomb that said "Acme TNT" on it. Then the Great Rumpus Cat (or was it Admetus?) Came running by reaaaaaaaaly fast, then stopped in front of me and said "Beep Beep" Then in a cloud of dust, ran away again. I looked at Macavity, who suddenly looked worried and then.. held up a sign that read "Yipes"... then there was a giant explosion, and a huge cloud of smoke filled the area.
    Then, out of the smoke, Old Deuteronomy, dressed as..a..uh..hillbilly, waved to me and said "Ya'll comeback now, ya'hear?" and everything went black again. I woke up and from then on, I was always scared to sleep..

The Wonderful END