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Jay and I had been planning on going to the movies to see Spider Man. We were both freinds with Timmy, so we wanted Timmy to go. Jay got a hold of Timmy, and Timmy said he could go, but he had no money. Timmy works at Wal-Mart so Jay said he'd provide the ticket, because he knew he would get his money back. At 6:00 on Sunday, May 5, Jay and I went over to Timmy's house. He said Jeff wanted to go. Jay, being the nice guy that he is, decided we should take little Jeff along. We drove 10 miles out of the way to Jeff's house, and pick him up. He gets in the car, and within 4 seconds, the entire car smelled like SMASS (Smoke+@$$). Both Timmy and I said the new Quote at the same - "Jeff, you smell like SMASS." We crank down the windows hoping to air him out (didn't work too well.) We start the drive, which was now about 40 miles down to the Susquehanna Valley Mall. Along the way, we discover that Jeff has no $$$$, and he already owes jay about $40. He continuously makes smart remarks to Jay and everyone else the whole way there. Jay threatened to throw him out of the car, but it didn't stop him. We see people along the road, buying ice cream, so we yell out the windows saying things like SATAAAAAN and other obnoxious things. We finally appear at the Susquehanna Valley Mall, and I buy a ticket, which costs $7. Jay buys the 3 tickets for himself, Timmy, and Jeff (just to be nice, I guess, Jeff now owes him $45 or so). We go into the theater and sit down in the usual seats. some late-teen guy says "hey man, we've got 14 other people coming, could you move?" we regretfully move to the next row, and loudly talk between ourselves about how stupid and (add other adjectives here) it is to "reserve" 14 seats in a damn theater. I don't think he noticed... we sit for a couple minutes, and 3 big rugby playing guys (literally, I talked to 'em) went and sat where we were going to sit. That guy says "We have 14 other people going to sit here, would that be a problem?" The rugby guys do what we should have done and just sat there and told him how %@#$@# he was. He moves down a couple rows so he could reserve some more. The movie starts.........good movie.....Movie ends. We start to leave the theater and Jeff yells, "Hey I have to go to the bathroom!" and runs into the john. Tim, Jay and I glance at each other, and then... RUN TO THE CAR. We jump in, then speed away. Meanwhile, 500 yards away from the theater, we appear in the other side of the parking lot. We hide by some other car, and turn everything off. We wait for at least a half hour (who knows what he was doing?) and Jeff finally comes out. We see him walking around in circles near the entrance of the theater. We wait a little bit, and then we turn the car back on. We roll down the windows, then all at the same time, Jay honks the horn, and Tim and I yell JEEEFFFFF as loud as we could. He didn't even look our direction. We start up the car. Jay pops in his "Grease" soundtrack and he turns "Grease Lightning" all the way up. We drive by Jeff yelling "JEEFFFF" and he still doesn't notice we're there. We end up on the other side of the parking lot. We sit there for a little while, then we get ready to do another drive-by. We start to go towards him, and there we see him, running in the opposite direction, with 2 people following him. We get right by him and discover that they were people from school trying to beat him up. Jeff finally notices that we are driving by, so he takes off at a full sprint (that's what it would be to him, even though no one thought he was going very fast.) We drive, he chases the car for a good 100 yards, at which time he starts to get tired and slow down. Jay slows the car down, trying to taunt jeff, and when jeff gets close, Jay floors it. We do that a couple times, and finally give in to Jeff's wimpyness. Jeff hops in the car, and we make fun of him again. We start the long drive home and realize that we are hungry. I have money, Jay has money, and Tim manages to find a small pile of change in his pocket. Jeff has nothing. We stop at McDonalds in Lewisburg, and I order 2 $0.49 cheeseburgers. Timmy orders 2 $0.49 cheeseburgers. Jay orders 4 $0.49 cheeseburgers. We get the food, and start to walk out the door. Tim says.. " What's Jeff doing?" We turn around, and there's Jeff, saying "Did you order that for here or to go?" we said "to go, why?" Jeff says.. "Jay.." and he does that thing with his fingers that implies "money". That little moron ordered a Super size something, and expected Jay to just PAY for it. He didn't even ask Jay before he ordered it!
For some reason Jay gave him more money.. (bringing the total amount that he owes Jay to $50.) We were all so mad at what he did. We all got in the car and waited for Jeff to fill up his cup. Dude, we were jacked. We drove Jeff back to his hole, and dropped him off. What happened next isn't fit for internet viewing............ email me with your thoughts: kingedgar14@yahoo.com |
