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Mission Umpossible Series:


The Mission Umpossible series developed from a lack of entertainment,
           a desire to make film, and a need to parody the great action, adventure,
blockbuster films seen today and yesterday. Agent Garney fights evil
all across the world, bumbling and stumbling while picking up the
"Garney Girls". Is the world safe? At least its funny. It spawned the Film
X genre (see P.R.A.X..I.S.cian Theory)
 

AGENT GARNEY
 
 

                            The Umpossible Mission Force (Pronounced IMF) is the espionage
                            wing used in fighting terrorism crime, evil, and usually the diabolicle
                            schemes of FMI and The MAN. Agent Garney is their top agent how
                            ever from time to time Garney is helped by other experts in their
                            field. IMF uses only the most ridiculous in spy technology such as the
                            watch, the 'THING" as well as the infamous Face Scanner.
 

| Mission Umpossible | Umpossible Mission | Mission Umpossible: The Umpossible Mission |
| Mission Umpossible IV: Here We Go . . . Again | Mission Umpossible V: The World is Too Much |
| Mission Umpossible VI: Dead or Alive . . . Preferably Dead |
 
 
Film Title/Working Title: Mission Umpossible 
Genre: Parody/Comedy/Action 
Date of Production Summer 1999 
State of Production:  Finished
Characters/Actors: 
CHARACTER  ACTOR
Agent Garney Randy Welch
Colonel Sanders Jeff Brown 
Guard Jason Pankratz 
 
 
 Sequals/Spinoffs:  Many
Location: Tillsonburg, P.I.
Other:  Film X 
 Plot:   Agent Garney's IMF Pager Prototype is stolen by  Colonel Sanders of the Kablackistani government.  Can Garney infiltrate Kablackistani Military       Headquarters and retrieve his top secret  equipment, or will the Colonel have the upper hand? 
 
 
 
 
Film Title/Working Title: Umpossible Mission 
Genre: Parody/Comedy/Action
Date of Production Summer 1999 
State of Production:  Finished 
Characters/Actors: 
CHARACTER  ACTOR
Agent Garney Randy Welch
Dr Doktor Jeff Brown
Colonel Sanders Jeff Brown
Slick Willy Jeff Brown
Children Randy's Niece
Various others
  
 Sequals/Spinoffs:  Second in the series
Location: Tillsonburg 
Other:  Film X , "The Ninja" does not actually appear
 Plot:   The Evil Mad Scientist Dr Doktor travels back  in time to 1998 to steal the MADD Briefcase  with plans of world domination. Agent Garney  must go back in time before Colonel Sanders  gets to the bad Dr first, or Doktor   succeeds. 
 
 
 
 
Film Title/Working Title: Mission Umpossible: The Umpossible Mission 
Genre: Parody/Comedy/Action 
Date of Production Summer 1999 
State of Production:  Finished 
Characters/Actors: 
CHARACTER  ACTOR
Agent Garney Randy Welch
Dr Doktor Jeff Brown
Baroness Necessity Kathryn Jenney
 
 Sequals/Spinoffs:  3rd In the Series
Location: Tillsonburg
Other:  Film X
 Plot:   Dr Doktor survives Agent Garney and has begun  construction of a new body while his head lives in a  freezer. To complicate Agent Garney's mission  Doktor sends Baroness Necessity, a secret double agent to use her feminine charm on the  loveable agent. 
Will Dr Doktor succeed in  walking again? 
 
 
 
Film Title/Working Title: Mission Umpossible IV: Here We Go Again 
Genre: Parody/Comedy/Action
Date of Production Summer 1999
State of Production:  Finished 
Characters/Actors: 
CHARACTER  ACTOR
Agent Garney Randy Welch
IMF Voice Jeff Brown
 
 Sequals/Spinoffs:  4th In the Series 
Location: Tillsonburg 
Other:  Film X , Shortest film in the series 
 Plot:   Agent Garney must find the Polytechnic Protective Pink Case. Is he up to the job? 
 
 
 
Film Title/Working Title: Mission Umpossible V: The World is TOO Much
Genre: Parody/Comedy/Action
Date of Production Winter 1999
State of Production:  Finished
Characters/Actors: 
CHARACTER  ACTOR
Agent Garney Randy Welch 
The MAN Jeff Brown
Agent Lucidity Brad Thorpe
Jabber Jaws Jeff Brown
Various Guards Jeff Brown 
Bill Gates Randy Welch
 
 Sequals/Spinoffs:  5th In the Series
Location: Tillsonburg 
Other:  Film X , End of Marquee credit system 
 Plot:   Led by The MAN, FMI makes its debut as the leading international force of evil and terrorism. FMI plans on implimenting Y2K with the new millenium, Agent Garney must fight through tons of guards, German WW2 planes,and the monsterous Jabber Jaws to stop them. Perhaps training with Agent Lucidity will help? 
   
 
Film Title/Working Title: Mission Umpossible VI: Dead or Alive (Preferably Dead) 
Genre: Parody/Comedy/Action
Date of Production Fall 2002 
State of Production:  Finished filming, minor editing   
required
Characters/Actors: 
CHARACTER  ACTOR
Agent Garney Randy Welch
Jeff Jenney Jeff Brown
Agent Ima  
Gonnagetchya		 Becca Churchill
Various Brad Thorpe
Maynard   
Osborn/Father   
BBC		 Ricky Patel
Dr Genghis   
Lickter		 Jeff Brown 
CREW Tiffany Rothenburg  
  
 Sequals/Spinoffs:  6th In the Series
Location: Tillsonburg/Courtland 
Other:  Film X , New Camera techniques   
Filmed in assoc. with   
     R.P. Enterprises
 Plot:   Teamed up with Agent Imagonnagetchya, Agent Garney must stop an evil priest, Father The ButcherBakerCandlestick Maker from killing again. Can they do it, with the help of neighborhood pysycho path  Genghis Liktor?
 
 PUBLICITY PHOTO's

Agent Garney/Agent Ima Gonnagetchya    |           The Cast                 |     Garney/Maynard Osborne/Ima


     THE FILM ITSELF
 
             The Agents confront hillbilly Jeff Jenney  |      Ima Gonnagetchya talks on her video phone

 
        Agent Garney confronts Dr Lickor             |           Garney doesn't have a clue


    Another dead 'redsihirt' character

 
BEHIND THE SCENES
 
The BBCM killing 'Redshirt'     |       Garney gives his 'Magnum' look for the cast
 
 

                        The Mission Umpossible series is planned to be continued, and
                        a 6th sequal was started in the Winter of 2000 but never finished.
                        Mission Umpossible: From FMI with Love was begun in Toronto
                        and set in a city scape, but due to time and illness the film never
                        made past the first scene. Whether the film will be ever finished
                        is  unkown. Continue to check this site for updates
 

 

 
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