The Truth

Did you forget he was a Jew?

Yeah most people know this, but I like to remind people that Jesus, even though he is a fictional character, was supposed to be Jewish. Most pictures of Jesus depict him as Anglo-Saxon with European Hair and Blue eyes. If you wanted to draw a real picture of this mythical man, he would have long black hair that looks like someone took a big greasy dump on his head, a huge Jewish nose, and more body hair than you could deal with (and probably a uni-brow for good measure).

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