The Wilson Mood-Ring Song
Sung to the tune of "Mood Ring" by Relient K
New lyrics by Megan and Ashley '08

We all know the girls that I am talking about:
Well they’re from Wilson, and they are ticking,
And the only question's when they'll blow up.
And they'll blow up,
We know that without a doubt,
Cause they're those girls,
Yeah, those Wilson girls, that let their emotions get the best of them.

And I've contrived some sort of a plot and it’s the best we’ve got:
Let's get Wilson girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just who they’re after, just who they’re after.
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way,
Her moods are bucking like a bronco almost every day.
She said to me that she likes this guy from Ship U,
And all I said was “Oh, Lord, not another pot-head!”

If its drama you want then look no further:
They're like "The Real World" 
Meets "Boy Meets World"
Meets "Days of Our Lives".
And it just kills me how they get away with murder
She'll backstab you, then bat her eyes—
And then she cries to watch you sympathize.

And I've contrived some sort of a plot and it’s the best we’ve got:
Let's get Wilson girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just who they’re after, just who they’re after.
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way,
Her moods are bucking like a bronco almost every day.
She said to me that she's so busy, she'll go par-tay,
And all I said was, Why aren't any of you IA?

Cause when it's black means Watch your back, because you're probably
The last person in the world right now she wants to see.
And when it's blue it means that you can really talk to her today
And maybe she won’t run you down with her big bay.
And when it's green, it simply means that she is really stressed
And when it's clear, it means she's completely emotionless 
(And that's alright, I must confess)

We all know the girls that I am talking about:
She was nice Wednesday, but now it's Friday, and she has change her style.
And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
First she's Jekyll, then she's Hyde... Being her classmate is a trial.

Mood ring, oh, mood ring,
Oh, tell me, will you bring
The key to unlock this mystery
Of girls and their emotions?
Play it back in slow motion
So I may understand the complex infrastructure known as the Wilson woman’s mind.