MAIN EVENT
In the blue corner, we have The Pieomon!
::::Marches in:: WAHOO WAHOO!::
And in the red corner, TOMMY!
Tommy: YOU ALL SUCK!!!
Today's matchup pits Pie vs Dumbness. Who will startle
the audance that reads this wonderfull text? Will it be, The
Pieomon's abusness to Tommy!
::He deserves it!::
Or, will it be, Tommy's insanly dumb mind?
Tommy: GRR! ::Kicks the host::
Let the battle begin!
::When we last left our
compleateidiotthatImustmakeapokemonadventureaboutidiot, he was
doing, just about nothing! He begged for PKMN help, and landed
in jail. Fortantly, I managed to bail him out (they were
BEGGING for me to take him...). Geez, noone can keep him in
contaiment for long. Today's epiosode will involve action!
Ok, it'll probley suck like the last 7 chapters, but anyway, on
with the show! He's at the PKMN center once more, trying
to pick up his PKMN::
Tommy: ::Hammers the bell multiple times:: WHERE ARE
YOU GUYS! GIVE ME MY POKEMON!!!!
::Noone responds::
::As Tommy is hammering the bell, Pieomon and the gang
wasn't doing so well::
::CROAT (Cheap-rip off of Anstrona's Translator) turned
on. Of course, this dosn't work half as well sence they can
only be heard by narators, and I probley didn't even spell her
name right...::
Pieomon: Greeatt.. hurry! Fire off your idea!
Rattatas: GET EM BOYS! ::They lunge at them, but just
like the moveis, they are suspended in mid air while the group
talks! Amazing how I can break ANY law of gravity, time, or
space, because I'M THE MASTER! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!::
Tommy: No you arn't! Give me my PKMN!
::You know too much.. ::Uses that Nutralizer flashing
thingie::
Tommy: ABCDEFGGG! HIJKLMNOPPP!! QRSSS! TUV!!!!
WXXXYYZZZ! NOW I SUNG MY ABPEES! NEXT TIME WILL NOT SING WITH
BEE!
::You know too little, kicks him back to the lounge,
has the MIP (Men in pies) fix him back up::
Raticate: Here, we all split up and yell random words
Pieomon: But... will that work?
Raticate: You got a better idea?
Seel: I say I use surf and splash em
::Pidgey intruputs::
Pidgey: THEY'RE GONA DISTROY US ALLL!!!
Seel: CALM DOWN! ::Headbutts Pidgey:: Anyway, Pidgey,
you can Fly, right?
Pidgey: ::gulp:: no...
Seel: DRAT! You good for nothing yeller!
Raticate: Everyone, just ride Seel, Pidgey, lift your
wings for aerodymatic suport
Pieomon: When sence did you know about aerodactmatics
whatmacallit.
Raticate: I just knew how.
::I can even transfer infomation! Being a narator's
great!::
Pieomon: The Pie, shut up! Anyway, let's just do it.
::And then suddandly, the Rattatas all jump right
twords PIdgey, but then Seel yelps out a loud squeel! Then, a
giant title wave materialzes out of thin-air and carrys the
group over! Except Pidgey, he was afraid, and now it's lost
at "sea" along with the rattatas, Seel was carried to far away
to find it!::
Pidgey: I'M GONA DIE! I'm GONA DIE DIE DIE!! AAHHHHH!!!
::Pidgey tries to flap it's wings, but it's too wet!
At least it'll float for now, but the Rattatas can swim!::
Rattatas: There's the Pidgey! At least we can get one
still!
Pidgey: ICK!! SWIM SWIM SWIM!!!
::The end seams to be too soon for our compelling young
Pidgey, but just then... the waves dissapear (Like in PKMN
stadium) and knocks Pidgey and the Rattatas out!::
Nursejoy: What on earth?! I leave for breakfast, and
the PKMN have to make a mess! Oh boy. Hey you, we need
volunteers
Tommy: Who me? NO WAY!
::Do it::
Tommy: I don't WANA!
::You WILL do it::
Tommy: NO NO NOOO!! ::Stomps the floor::
::Ok, then this'll convence you::
::All of a sudden, another tital wave strikes, and it
sends Tommy to a far far desert island! His PKMN wind up there
also::
Pieomon: Pie?! Pieee...
Seel: Seel seel
Tommy: Guys? You're ok! ::Hugs the Seel::
Seel: SQUEEL!
Tommy: It squeels when you hug it!
::And now, Tommy managed to get his entire group,
STRANDED on a desert place! How will he survive? Find out as
the WORLD ENDS!::
And now, for Survivors (will last for multiple storys)!
The Pieomon: Humorous
Tommy: Stupid
Me QT Pie: A talking Pie
CoolJam: hates being rated bad
Nido: Who cares?
Creed*: RPG maker, good.
Kage*: Spell checker.
Squirtl*: Master of droping out of a conversation instantly.
*My friend's names, there full SNs are not mentioned here.
They all are stranded on an island, where there is little food,
and they are split up into two tribes, the PIE tribe, and the
Dewgong tribe!
The Pie Tribe: The Pieomon, Creed, Me QT Pie, CoolJam
The Dewgong Tribe: Nido, Tommy, Kage, Squirtl
Day one:
Summory: Pie Tribe
The Pieomon starts off by acting he's all that and trys to be
the leader! Everyone dosn't like it. Creed then chalanges The
Pieomon to a match, they start beating themselfs up, and get so
beaten up they can't do anything. Me QT Pie spent the whole
day running away because multiple people wanted to eat her, and
CoolJam was bugging The Pie all day.
Dewgong Tribe:
Nido starts off by cursing everyone. After the promt beating,
Kage starts spellchecking Nido's words. How does she do this,
I don't know, but anyway, Tommy then jumps up and down and
brages about being the ultimate PKMN master. He then starts
going "GO SQUIRTL!" and makes fun of Squirtl's name! Squirtl
of course just went ":P" and went off to the forest, and hasn't
been heard from sence.
Game: Pie vs Dewgong
The game is that they must dig 15 miles underground with their
hands. The whole team may contriubute. Me QT Pie can't dig,
she dosn't have any hands, but Squirtl can't be found either.
The Pieomon starts off by acting like a Dewgong and tryies
to "break the sand like a Dewgong breaks ice idea," It dosn't
work. CoolJam then comes up with a cool idea! He
types "SHOVEL DIG DIG DIG DIG" 100 times and pow! Team Pie
gets the hole done!
Now it's time to vote off a Dewgong member off the tribe
Nido
Kage
Squirtl
Tommy
Who gets voted off?
The six Q's
1) Will Tommy ever stop complaining?
2) When will I stop procrating and start write more "The world
is gona end"s?
3) Will Seel evolve into the beloved Dewgong?
4) Will pidgey stop being a wuss?
5) Can Pidgey fly?
6) What's so special about Pieomon?
Find out, next time. As the..
::Metor falls down and blows up world::