"The only fan-fic that ADMITS it sucks!"
Table of Contents!
WOW!!
COOL!!!
AMAZING!!! Wait a min! I can't eat my supper on this stupid table! BAH!
1) The compleatly pointless story
2) The even more poiintless randomized "Because I felt like it"
segment
3) The extreamly pointless 6 Q's that usualy have absoultly
nothing to do with the main story
4) The InSaNely pointless way to say "The World is Gona End!"
THE POINTLESS STORY!
THE INTRO
::::Walks in:: I need to be less lazy I need to be less
lazy.. ::looks up. The sign says "ON AIR":: WHAT?! ICk
ick! ::Hit scramble button:: SCRAMBLE! WE'RE ON AIR!::
Tommy: Already?!
::Yea, already. Shut up and get going!::
Tommy: But but.. this desert sucks!
::So? ::Kicks Tommy:: GO GO GO!::
::Cough::
::Last time on (randomly desided quote goes here), we
find the loser, Tommy, washed away in the desert. Why?
Because I FELT LIKE IT! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He's stuck alone,
with only his PKMN to be compaions with::
Tommy: No, I have to stick with a stuck up BRAT like..
hmm.. YOU?!
::And who did you call a Brat?::
Tommy: YOU DON'T KNOW?! YOU"RE STUPID! YOU SUCK!!!
::You stole my "YOU SUCK!!!" trademark phrase when I
rate people's stuff::
Tommy: SO?!!? WHO GIVES A ::tosable word::ABOUT YOUR
STUPID TRADEPARK STUFF?!?!?!
::I would be caring if I were you. Let's see here. I
have absoult power, you don't. I controll anything within this
fan-fic to my will, except your tiny brain. I CAN RULE THIS
ENTIRE WORLD WITHIN THIS FAN FIC IF I WANTED TOO!
MWAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. But that would make a
boring story.::
Tommy: FIN.. what? There's an .. an....
::That would be an Oasis, Lommy::
Tommy: LOMMY?! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?!?!?
::One that fits your intelgence::
Lommy: YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME.. ICK! YOU JUST DID CHANGE
MY NAME!
The Pieomon Rules: THIS NEW NAME SUCK
ILoVPie:S BAD! THIS SUCKS!!! YOU SUCK! YOU CAN
::LISSEN bud, you spend more time complaing to me then
you do fixing your own (tosable word) PROBLEMS! GET ON YOUR
(tosable word) AND START (tosable word) WORKING!::
Tommy: (tosable word) YOU!
::You're gona get us a M raiting! ::Uses powers to mask
all the words::::
Tommy: I'm thirsty now, I'm going to the oasis! AND
YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
::Watch me. ::Zaps Oasis:: it's gone!::
Tommy: WHAT?! I'm GONA DIE OUT HERE?
::And I'll party at the same time::
Tommy: GGRRRRRRR!!
::Tommy runs around, cursing me out in various ways.
Creative, eh? He walks untill he grows weak, and then.. a huge
flock of Fearows aproch!::
Tommy: WHAT THE %@!(P%&@!%*!&@%(_!@*%(_&%@!%(!*@%^_()^!
@*&#^*^+)!&*^(#*^!#(_^&!#_^()+!^*!^*!(%^_&!*_^!#^!#*^&^#)!*(^!
#^ #^nm^#!^*!#^ ^#$ ^#(*_#*^(^@# ^#^*_^#@ ^@#^)(@#^ ^(@#^
@#^#^# ^@# ^@#^*_@#^(^_&@*#^@#_^*%(+%(*!@+%(!|@%*!@|%(*!@%
_&*^|+#^(_u*#^(_@#*^+)!&^!#(^&#@+_^&*^(#$&*+&^#!_^*!+%^()!#&^!
#*%^@#(_^&!+)@#^*(&!#)%(*
::Whoa! I didn't know anyone could put such a string
of randomized symboles in their speech::
Tommy: GO ALL POKEMON!!!
::Seel pops out!::
Seel: SEEL! (Wahoo!)
Pieomon: PIE! (PIE!)
Pidgey: Pigey?!?PIDGEY! (What the? RUN RUN RUN!!)
Raticate: RATICATE! (Let me at em)
Tommy: All go! Bash the Fearows!
::All of them get hammered quickly, but Seel, who runs
behind Tommy!::
Tommy: What are you doing?! GET OUT THERE!
Seel: SEEEEll..... (I'm scared..)
Tommy; GRR! ::Kicks Seel::
Seel: SEELLL!!! (OWW!!)
::Seel gets throw into battle, but quickly catches a
wave! (Yes, Seel can use Surf even in a desert!) and Kos all
the Fearows! This does carry and seperates the PKMN from
Tommy. I think he deserved it!::
Tommy: WHOAOA I CAN'T SWIM! ::Gulp::
::As Tommy attempts to swim::
Tommy: ::blub:: PIEOMON! SAVE M ::blub blub blub::
::Are you sorry for all you've done?::
Tommy: :;blub:: NO!!! YOU SU::blubbbb::
::No then. ::Grabs popcorn and watches Tommy get some
serious action. Before he dies, the surf dispates however,
he's knocked out untill the next chapter begins::
::And now my cheap-rip off of Astonisa's Pokespeak
translator, is on::
Pieomon: Wheeezzzz
Raticate: You a weezing?
Seel: I feel someethiingggg.
Pidgey: YOU'RE GLOWING! SEEL IS GONA BLOW UP! RUN RUN
RUN!
Raticate; He's right! FIRE IN THE HOLE!
::Everyone ducks down::
Seel: SEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOONNNNGGGG!
Dewgong: GONG GONG GON!
Pieomon: It evolved
Raticate; Into a Dewgong!
Pidgey; MAN IT VOICE SUCKS BAD!
Pieomon: Pid's right, it's voice SUCKS!
Dewgong: What do you mea.. MAN MY VOICE SUCKS! Who's
responcible for this?!
::Don't ask me guys! Ask those wacky guys that made
your voice. And I agree, IT SUCKS!!!::
The Pieomons IdontknowhowIlldoitbutIwillrateavoice
scale!
Amount of pies: 0/10
Stupidness: 0/10
Did I read it? 0/10
0/30
YOU SUCK!!!
Dewgong: now.. how are we gona survive?
Pieomon: I don't know.. but ear plugs would be nice
Pidgey; RUN RUN RUN!! IT'S VOICE SUCKS!!!
The compleatly randomized thingabob!
I'll show the pie voting place from the survivor thing,
then a randomized thing.
The Pieomon (Not only am I a castaway, I'm the leader! How
cool!): Now, each one of you naturaly SUCK! (Except for Kage,
who's the smartest person the the team, period) This is
another Nido basher, but I need it to contiune the storyline.
Each one of you will vote for your loser to get voted off.
BTW, where's Squirtl?
Kage: I can't find him.
Nido: He RAN OUT ON MY (tosable word)
Tommy: HE SUCKED!!!!
Let's get the votes now.
Kage: I vote.. Squirtl because kicking him off will not do
anything anyway.. I vote him!
Nido: I vote, Nido! I don't like this stupid island, it
(tosable word)!
Tommy: NIDO IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD! I WANT MY
PIKABLU!!!!!
And...
The 1st vote, Squirtl!
kage: Wahoo!
The 2nd, Nido!
Kage: The 3rd desides.
The 3rd, Nido!
::Kage looks dumbfounded...::
Big Brother.
9 people, forced to live in a house, are stuck with each other
for 3 months! How will they cope? I don't even think it's
possible w/o nuking the house...
The Pieomon (TPie = The Pieomon. Pie = Pieomon. QT = Me QT Pie)
Pieomon (My pet. Hey, it's MY rules! Very very smart)
Kage
Creed
Me QT Pie
Tommy
Swift
The Worst Fan-fic writer in the world
Squirtl
Day one summery: TPie moves in and instantly anounces that he
is the ruler of the house! The rest protest and beat the snot
out of him. Swift went outside very quickly and practiced
yelling "PIE" and then begged TPie to rate his story. Tommy
spent his day complaining about being here. QT acts crazy as
usual, but writes some sweet fan-fics during her free time!
Squirtl is actuly doing stuff. The Worst Fan-fic writer in the
world (TWFFWW) starts
talking about his coolest fan-fic! Here's the whole fic.
PIES SUCK
Pieomon (The pet: Pie) spends it's entire day ramming walls.
Now the chalange. The group must build a human prymid. They
started off with TPie directing. Squirtl takes the bottem,
TWFFWW is also the bottem. After 65 failed attempts, Swift
strikes another amazing idea, type "BUILD BUILD" 10 times to
make it. After laughing at him, they manage to make the
prymid, with 3 people only. It must have 10. But they only
have 9 people. So they put Pie
at the bottem. Bad mistake, Pie's a small pet that dosn't stay
anywhere. They fail misserably because of this. Pie spends
it's night ramming walls, BTW.
When the votes for banishment come, Pieomon (the pet), and
TWFFWW were both elected. Who gets thrown out?
The "You will not remember the story by time you get here" 6 Q's!
1) What's the point of Pieomon?
2) What's the point of Seel's evolution, besides that now I get
to type about my favorite PKMN in the world now?
3) What's the point of Tommy?
4) What's the point of the Desert place? Tommy barks at his
treatment no mater where he his.
5) What's the point of this fic?
6) What's the point of starting every Q with "What's the point"?
OH NO!!
LOOK IN THE SKY!
IT'S A BIRD!
NO! IT'S A PLANE!
NO NO NO, YOU DUMMYS! IT'S THE MOTHER NUKE, THAT IS GONA BLOW
UP THE WORLD! RUN RUN RUN..What would running do anyway?FOR
YOUR LIVES!!!
See you next time..
THE WORLD ::nukelar fallout pervented the rest of this message
from being sent::
