The mega mini-fic edition!

POP!

OPEN ER UP!

::Insert lame fizz sound effects here::

1) The main deal
2) Big sister
3) Tommy in the real world
4) The World ended!
5) Raiting bagies
6) Tommy and my raiting scale
7) InSaNiTy
8) Creed writes a fic!: The World is gona end! Part 10 1/2
9) How the world ended, again.

	::::Walks up:: Well, I'm compleatly suprised that this 
fan-fic, despite how lame, stupid, and compleatly insane this 
fan fic is, it still survived 10 chapters!  This fan-fic has 
recived several "Funniest fan-fic" awards. ::
	::Tommy walks up::
	Tommy: I AM THE ONE THAT DID ALL THE STUPID WORK!
	::I had to write this story::
	Tommy: I HAD TO DEAL WITH YOU LAME AND STUPID MOUTH FOR 
ALL THIS TIME!  IF ONLY I COULD RUN UP AND KICK YOUR
	::Let's cut it there, shale we?  Anyway, even Me QT Pie 
(A wacky person, but a sweet fan-fic writer) said this will go 
down on the fan-fic board history.  It has yet to be deturmened 
if that was postive of negtive. :P::

	::Now, enough with the mushy stuff::
	Tommy: EEWWW!  THE PIEOMON'S KISSING IN THERE!!!
	::Umm.. not THAT type of mushy stuff, IDIOT! ::Hammers 
him with a baseball bat::  I always wanted to do that::
	Tommy: OWW!!!  YOU ARE PAYIN MY MEDICAL BILLS YOU
	::More cutting, more fun.  Let's start off where we 
last were, at the intro...::
	Tommy: I DON'T WNAANA!  I QUIT!!!
	::::Locks the doors.:: You can't quit!::
	Tommy: BAH!  YOU SUCK THE PIEOMON! YOU SUCK SUCK SUCK!

	::Last time, on who wants to bash a Tommyaire?, we see 
Tommy all stranded alone in the desert. With out food or water, 
how will he survive? MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! THIS WILL BE 
GOOD! As well as his PKMN have been seperated from Tommy at an 
lame attempt to cook up some type of Plot.  Ok, I'll pull out 
my trusty rip-off of the tranlator that Parasect lover had.::

	Pieomon: How we gona survivee?
	Pidgey: Who cares?!  I rahter die then lissen to that 
stupid gong's VOICE!
	Dewgong: SHUT UP! My voice does NOT SUCK!
	Raticate: WE ALREADY WHINED ABOUT DEWGONG'S VOICE LAST 
CHAPTER!  We need something new to whine about.. umm..
	Pidgey: WE'RE GONA DIE!!!!
	Raticate: We already did that one at the rattata gang...
	Pieomon: We're gona starve?
	Raticate: Ya!  Let's whine about sta... Pieomon, can't 
you just spit out food?
	Pieomon: Ewww!!!  You would hate the taste, I do.
	Pidgey: PIEOMON'S GONA HURL!  RUNN!!!
	Raticate: Shut up, Pidgey!
	Pieomon: Hmm... I miss my mom...
	Pidgey; WHO CARES?! WE'RE GONA DIE!! RUNR 
URNRUNRURNURNRUNRRRUNN!
	Raticate: I sware that you think the world is gona..
	Pieomon: Now you've done it!
	::Pidgey is running around like an idiot yelping that 
the world is gona end.::
	Pidgey: WE'RE GONA DIE BECAUSE THE WORLD IS GONA END!!
	::That's MY phrase!::
	Pidgey: THE NARATOR'S GONE CRAZY! RUN RUN RUN!!!
	Pieomon: ::Sigh::  I miss my mom......
	Raticate: What does a Pieomon's mom look like?
	Pieomon: ::Shiver:: Likeeee that..
	::Pieomon looks at the crazy Pidgey that's running 
around::
	Dewgong; THAT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOM?!
	::What does this have to do with the desert anyway?::
	Dewgong: Aww... shut up!  We're doing the best we can!
	::Ok everyone, act like you're dieing of thirst and 
hunger, ok? ::Claps hands::::
	Dewgong: grownnnnnnn I'm dieinggg!
	Pieomon: Huh? I feel fine.
	::ACT like you arn't::
	Pieomon: FINE! I'm not fine. Happy now?
	::::Sigh::::
	Pidgey: WE'RE GONA DIE OF THIRST AND HUNGER!  
AHHH!!! ::Runs around in circles::
	::Umm.. you guys are brillant actors!::
	Pieomon: Thank you!
	Dewgong: Thanks!
	Raticate: No prob
	Pidgey: RUN RUN RUNRRR!!!!

	::As we so sorryfully miss Tommy, he happens to run 
into the PKMN once more!::
	
	Tommy; WHAT?!  I THOGUHT I GOT RID OF THESE GUYS!
	::They do NOT suck!::
	Tommy; THEY CAN'T BEAT MISTY!  THey suck!!!!

	::get a life::
	Tommy; No way!  I refuse to get a life!

	;:After 65 days w/o water/food/or a smart person to 
talk with (besides the fan-fic actor breaks where they are 
wonderfully fed.  Hey, I don't pay for the food, ANT does) they 
find their way out of the oasis, and into the compleatly made 
up Pie Land.   It isn't unocupied, PKMN have migrated across it 
as well as newly undescovered PKMN. OKOKOK!  So it's a lame 
excuse to have wild Pieomons running around some place that's 
happens to have the exact
conents as... OK OK OK!  So they made it back to 
whateverthatPKMNlandiscalled.::

	Tommy: WE FINALY (multiple TOSable words)
	::And after barely surviving (He had to eat a few "so 
convient that they showed up" pikachus) he promises to take 
care of his beloved PKMN with care and lover!::
	Tommy: NO WAY, MY PKMN ALL SUCK! THEY SUCK BAD!! SUCK 
SUCK SUCK!!!

	::Unfortantly, this is where it must NOT end!  I'm not 
done yet.  I know you are all wanting for this to be over, but 
this IS the 10th chaptor of this lame fan-fic!  It MUST go on!::

	::Tommy rushes up to the PKMN center and pounds on the 
bell::
	Tommy: HEAL MY POKEMON OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!
	Nurse Joy: NOW how is that to treat a nice lady?
	Tommy; Sorry mam, SAVE MY POKEMON! THEY'RE ALL DIEING!
	Dewgong: GONG GONG! (I'm fine...)
	Pieomon: Pie? (Huh?)
	Pidgey: PIDGEY PIDGEY PIDGEY!!! (RUN RUN RUN!)
	Raticate: Raticate! (Bring em on!)
	Nurse Joy: Fine.. they look fine to me.  Except for 
that pidgey. It looks stupid
	Pidgey: PIDDD?!?!?! (WHAT?!)
	::Pidgey flaps it's wings like a flury and blows down 
the entire PKMN center!  The Nurse Joy put all the blame on 
Tommy's lame training and kicked him out of the town!  He does 
manange to sneak in and walks up to Misty::

	Tommy: MISTY!  I am Tommy from Pievill!  I chalange you 
to a PKMN BATTLE! NOW BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY TEAM!
	::You said they sucked a few lines ago::
	Tommy; THEY RULE THE WORLD NOW!  FEAR ME!!! 
MWWWAHAHAHAHAAH!!

::Misty's staryu whips his entire team::
	
	Tommy: AAHHHH!! THHHEEYYYY SUUUUCCCKKK!! ::Sobbers over 
his PKMN::
	::Tommy being expeled from the town, waltz down, and 
sneaks his PKMN into day care.  Hey, he's suposed to be a good 
guy!::
	Tommy: SHH!!! YOU WILL RUIN MY COVER!
	::You just blew your own cover!::
	Day Care man: WHAT THE?!  Who are YOU?
	Tommy: LET MY PKMN IN THIS DAY CARE!
	Day Care man: Why... sure!  We're talking a field trip 
to PKMN vacation mountan
	Tommy; Ok! ::Drops em off::

	::They are now at the PKMN fun place like in the 1st 
Movie.  Hey, I'm talking about PKMN, why not talk about the 
location as well?::

	Day Care man: Ok everyone, be back at this buzzer!
	::Honks the horn::
	Horn:  DDDDDDDEEEEEEWWWWWWWGGGGGGGOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGG
	::How convient, he has a Dewgong horn!  AND MAN THAT 
HORN SUCK!!  TURN IT OFF!!::
	::Tommy's PKMN group all trot off for the PKMN fun 
place::
	Pieomon: What is this place?
	Raticate: There's gota be a lot to battle!
	Dewgong: I'm not sure you can take ALL of them on?
	Pieomon: Ya, your voice would scare em all away before 
he could take em on.
	Dewgong: My voice is very specialized.
	Pidgey; THEY'RE GONA KILL US ALL!!!

	::What will happen at the PKMN vacation center?::

Ok, I'm lazy, so I'll just say "Pieomon" was voted out because 
it's a sucky pet!

Tommy in the REAL world!

	Tommy: WHAT?!  I have to do ANOTHER stupid fan fic with 
you?!  
	::It's a 10 fan-fic special!  So SHUT UP and get 
going!::
	
	::Tommy had droped off his PKMN in day care, and was 
wondering down, jumping the little cliffs.  Unfortantly, he 
pays so little attention, and drops itno this big hole in the 
ground!::
	Tommy; WHAT?!  WWHHHHHAA! OUCH! ::He's knocked cold!::
	::When Tommy returns, he gets out of the hole (COME ON, 
it was 2 feet deep!)..::

	Tommy finds himself in a brand new world of 
possibaltys!  The day care had dissapred. "Where IS THAT 
BLASTED DAY CARE?!" Tommy said.  In the real world, they don't 
accept the stupid script format, so I was forced to gather up 
what little grammer I still had inside me, and still atempt to 
make this fan-fic as STUPID as possible! MWAHAHAHAHAA!!
	Hey, this could be fun, I get to skip the "::," when I 
type, which is good, sort of.  But it's harder to host 
conversations between me and Tommy. "HECK!  You're already 2 
paragraphs down and you STILL have not thought up of the PLOT?" 
Tommy said.  Nope.
	Tommy strolls down the lane, and he finds a 
bird! "WOW!  A PIDGEY! I've gota catch it!" Tommy stupidly 
yelped out! He pulled out a super-bouncy ball and threw it at 
the poor bird.  The Bird dodged. Tommy then said, (Prep 
yourself for this one) "This realllyyy...


	

TICKS ME OFF! I HATE THIS WORLD! NO POKEBALLS!  NO STUPID 
NARATOR TO WHINE TOO!  NO POKEMON AT ALL!  WHERE IS 
EVERYONE?!?!?!?!?!

	They are staring at you, Tommy.  Tommy then 
said "AAAHHHH!! STOP IT YOU STUPID FREAKS!"  THey stop staring, 
but the police then rush up and picked Tommy up. "What the 
heck?!  GET ME OUT OF THIS JAIL! I AM FINE OFFICER JENNY!" 
Tommy said.  Officer Rob replys, "Sure you're fine.  All we 
need to do is check up on you." Rob then takes Tommy to a 
mental instution, where he claims to be a Pokemon master, and 
brags
about owning a REAL LIFE Pidgey.  They belive him all right, 
and he is stuck there for the next 60 years.

	::Tommy then wakes up::
	Tommy: WHAT THE?!
	::Tommy, are you awake? W AKE UP YOU IDIOT!  I need you 
for the part 11!::
	Tommy: Whooaa!  I saw a world where you typed in 
paragraph form.. and I was arrested in the real world by 
officer Rob!
	::What the heck?  All Officers are Officer Jennys!  AND 
PARAGRAHP FORM?!  I DON'T EVEN DREAM ABOUT DOING THAT FEAT!::
	Tommy: IN THAT DREAM, YOU SUCKED!
	::I'm not suprised you said that...::

	::Welcome back for more The world is never gona end!  
This fan-fic, which is of course the most internationaly 
reconized as the top fan-fic of the world, features very smart 
trainers using only the most powerfull PKMN in the world.::
	::I would like, 1st off, for all the people that helped 
make this a sucess.  Nido was of course, a top person at our 
board.::
	Tommy: I am Tommy, I am currantly ranked #2 at PKMN 
master status.  Ash right now is the top spot, but I'll be able 
to beat him and his Raichu.
	Ash: There you are!  Ready for a battle?
	Tommy; Sure!  Ready when you are!

The two fight.  Tommy's Pidgeot takes the lead by PKMing a 
Venusaur. Ash then takes back with Blastoise. Pieomon of course 
then whips Blastoise. Ash pulls out Raichu, and Tommy's down to 
his wussiest PKMN, his weak link, his Raticate.  Raticate is a 
complete wuss, and ran, giving Ash the won!

Ash: Great battle!
Tommy: of course!

	::The two scamber off and joke about, as well as talk 
about the battle before.  Tommy was always a nice person.::
	::Tommy has taken the most care of his PKMN, even his 
wussy Raticate, and his bravest PKMN, the Pidgeot.::

	Pidgeot: PIDGEOTT! (That was fun!)
	Dewgong: GONG GONG GONG! (I wana go again!)
	Raticate: RRRAATTTICIAATT!EE! (RUN RUN RUN!)
	Pieomon: Pieee... (Woowww!) PIE PIE PIE PIEEEE! 
(Dewgong's voice rocks!)

	::Ya, isn't Dewgong's voice the sweetest voice that WB 
gave?::

	::Wait?  WHAT THE (TOSable word) IS GOING ON HERE?!  
TOMMY, A PKMN MASTER?!  DEWGONG THE SWEET VOICE?!  RATICATE THE 
WUSS?!?!?!?!?  ASH THE ULTIMATE PKMN TRIANER IN THE 
WORLD?!?!?!?  NOT AN OUNCE OF COMEDY IN THIS ENTIRE FAN-FIC?! 
WHAT THE (TOSable word) IS GOING ON HERE!  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ::The world blows up::::

This fan-fic has gotten a lot of raitings!

Total of all of them so far!
0/0

A perfect score!  Of course, that's also a unperfect score as 
well, so it evens out to be a MERLY ADVERAGE score!  In order 
to attempt to get a 1st offical raiting, I have taken Birdie's 
smoting scale, my randomlydesidedname scale, and Me QT Pie's 
scale, and attempted ot use them to rate my fan fic.

Insert password:
Hmm.. maybe it's smote
::enters smote::
ICK!  IT SMOTED ME!  AHH! STOP IT STOP IT! ::Throws it away::
::Gets smoted multiple times by Birdie::

Umm... how DO you operate this thing?
::Looks at it blankly::
ICK!  It's designed for Pies, not Pie lovers!  Ahh, it was a 
bunch of trash anyway*
*No, your raiting scale is NOT a bunch of trash.

The Pieomon's 
ohmanthisfanficsuckssobaditllearnthe2ndlowestscoreinhistory 
scale!

Amount of pies: 1/10
Stupidness: -92/10
Did I read it? -715/10

Raiting:

::Unplugs it::
Maybe I don't want an offical raiting...

Tommy writed ANOTHER fan-fic!

WOW! I AM THE MSTR PKMN TRANER IN DA WORD! WOW WOW WOW! A 
PIDGY!  LETS CATH PIDGY WITH MSTR BAL! WOW WOW WOW! I BT ELTE 
DOR WIH BEST PIDGY IN DA WORD! I AM DA WINER! I WIN A PIKABLU! 
PIKABLU EVOLVES INTO A PIKAPURPLE, THN A PIKAYELLOW, THN A 
PIKAPOKADOT!

Let's see how Creed does as a narator, and a charter at the 
same time! - The Pieomon

::Tommy is walking along, singing a song!::

Tommy: Pieomon sucks, he really really sucks, la la la la la... 
diiddd III meentionnn Pieomon sucks, he really really sucks, 
lalalala...

::He's not looking where he's going...::
OOF!
::Runs into somebody!::
Tommy: WHY THE !*$@&$% !*#$& DO YOU NOT *#!@$*# WATCH WHERE 
YOUR !*#%!*@&#, GOING #$&% YOU!
Creed: Uhh...
::Wow! An amazing specticle! Creed, the master of music and 
RPG's is out! Let's watch what happens!::
Tommy: LOOK! I DON'T GIVE A FLIPPING MONKEYS...
Creed: Son! Look! A barbecue stain on your white t-
shirt*! ::Points at shirt::
Tommy: WHERE!? ::Looks down::
::Creed lifts finger and hits Tommy in the nose::
Tommy: YOU SON OF A ::TOS:: FACE!!!
Creed: TOMMY! LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S A HALF DECENT POKE'MON!
Tommy: WHERE! WHERE!
::Creed gives Tommy a swift kick in the rear::
Creed: AHAHAHAHA!!! 
Tommy: YOU SUCK WORSE THEN THE PIEOMON, YOU SUCK SUCK SUCK!
Creed: O_o? Hmm, maybe I should sick Daisy** on you.
Tommy: Daisy?
Creed: Yes....
Tommy: AHERM, DAISY!?
Creed: Uh yeah...
Tommy: DAISY?!?! HAHA! BWAHAHAHHAA! ROFL!!! LOL!!!! HAHAHA!
Creed: Well, you asked for it. Gooo, daisy!
::BLASTOISE!::
Tommy: Uhh.. ick...
Creed: What were you saying?
Tommy: I was saying... GOOO PIDGEY!
::Translator on::
::In Poke'ball::
PIDGEY: HECK NO I WON'T GO!!!
Tommy: You piece of !@(^#!!!! Go Dewgong!
Dewgong: NOO! ONLY THE PIEOMON'S DEWGONG CAN STAND UP TO DAISY!
Tommy: Blah... how bout you Pieomon???
Pieomon: I can whoop something named DAISY easily!
Pidgey: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! IT'S CREED'S...
::Pieomon's out of the ball::
Pidgey: Blastoise...
Daisy: BLAST BLAST! (ROFL! What happened to you!?)
Pieomon: Pie pie! PIE-O-MON! (What's THAT supposed to mean, 
fatso!?)
Daisy: (You look worse then your trainer!)
Pieomon: (He kind of sucks.)
Daisy: (Kind of!?)
Tommy: Do you know what my Poke'mon is saying right now, Creed!?
Creed: Hmm?
Tommy: It's saying that it loves me and loves me forever 
because I give it all the food it wants and I NEVER abandon him!
Pieomon: (He hates me and hates me forever, starves me to 
death, and leaves me in the middle of nowhere....)
Creed: Well, whatever.
::Battle Begin!::
Daisy uses Ice Beam!
Creed wins!
Tommy: WHAT THE...
Creed: Ho hum! ICK! TOMMY! THERE'S A BUG CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG!
Tommy: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT CRAZY !*&^@# NO MORE!
Creed: Well, suit yourself.
::A bug really procedes to crawl up Tommy's leg, biting him 
repetidely, but Tommy refuses to look!::
Tommy: ICCKK! WHO ARE YOU!!!!!
Creed: I am the...
MASTER OF NIGHT
MASTER OF DAY
MASTER OF WORK
MASTER OF PLAY
MASTER OF MOON
MASTER OF BLASTERS
MASTER OF SUN
MASTER OF MASTERS!
I AM...
CREED!
Tommy: ::Yawn:: 
::He doesn't look impressed::
Creed: ::Puffs up like a Jigglypuff::
Tommy: WOW! LOOK! IT'S A JIGGLYPUFF!
::Throws a ball at it::
::Hits Creed in the head!::
Creed: OWW! YOU BLANKEDY BLANK....
Creed: Now you have unleashed my TRUE power...
::ZAP!::
Tommy: OWW! WHAT THE *&@%# WAS THAT!?
Creed: I have the ability to ::ZAP!:: whoever I want, whenever 
I want!
::Creed pulls out electric guitar, zap power plus 20!::
::Creed throws Chrono Trigger cartridges as well::
Tommy: I shall not take this onslaught anymore! I AM *@&%$ 
LEAVING!

Who was this mysterious man, Creed?
What's his purpose in The Pieomon's fan fic?
Was his Blastoise named Daisy really that powerful, or does 
Tommy just suck?
Why the heck was he throwing Chrono Trigger cartridges?
And...
WHAT ABOUT THE GREEN CHEESE ROTTING IN THE REFRIDGERATOR!?
Green Cheese with glowing eyes: HEH, HEH, HEH, HEHHHH....

The end...

FOR NOW!

*Yes that was a reference to that lame country song...
**No, my Blastoise is really not named Daisy.That's good, that 
would be scarry. :)


Creed answered his own Q's in a cheat sheet!

OOO YOU CHEATER U! THE ANSWERS WHERE
1 THAT'S FOR U TO FIGURE OUT!
2 HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ANYWAY
3 DAISY = ROOLZ, TOMMY = NOT ROOLZ
4 IT'S THE BEZT GAME EVER MADE!
5 WHAT ABOUT IT!?

U CHEATERZ!

Oh boy, here we go again
1) What was the point of this fan-fic?
2) What was the point of this fan-fic?
3) What was the point of this fan-fic?
4) What was the point of this fan-fic?
5) What was the point of this fan-fic?
6) What was the point of this secton?

::Walks along::

::singing a song::

HEY!  I got a idea! I'll sing a song!


PIKA!
PIKACHU!
PIKA!
PIKACHU!

HEY PIKACHU, I Choose you!
HEY PIKACHU, I Choose you!

PIKA!
PIKACHU!
PIKA!
PIKACHU!

HEY PIKACHU, USE YOUR T-BOLT
HEY PIKACHU, USE YOUR T-BOLT!

PIKA!
PIKACHU!
PIKA!
PIKACHU!


::Screen switches to Bill Clition::

Bill: What?  Reports say that some stupid person is threating 
the world with a PIKACHU SONG?  That's a major offence!  LAUNCH 
THE NUKES ON HIM!

::Screen switches to The Pieomon with his stupid Pikachu song::

PIKA!
PIKACHU!
PIKA!
PIKACHU!

HEY PIKACHU, I lost you!
HEY PIKACHU, I lost you.. huh?
WHAT THE HECK!?
::A nuke bomb blows up half the USA::

Millitary officers: That looked like China launched the nuke!  
DECLARE WAR AND NUKE EM!

::Nukes stream to china::

China: The USA Is launching an assult!  Launch the nukes!

::One of China's missles fires backwards and hits Iraq::

Iraq: China's nukeing us!  BLOW THEM UP!

::Saddam's hidden bomb suply blows up China in 10 seconds, but 
sparks a world wide investigation, but he hides his remianing 
bombs, but everyone launches nukes at him!::

::But THIS sparked further conversity, and everyone's launching 
nukes at each other!  They feel like they can hold their case 
in the UN!  But wrong, because of the major nukeage...::







THE WORLD ENDED!

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