Kittanning (Miami by Will Smith redone)


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Verse 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kittanning uh huh Market Street bringing the heat uh hahah can y'all feel that, can y'all feel that, Jig it out, uh

Here I am in the place where I leave, let go Kittanning the base and the sunset glow. Everyday like a depression, everybody lounge 'round all day. All work , no play, okay. So they sniff a little something lay to rest the spill, Meril and Earl at the bar running up a high bill. Nothing less than ill. We dress in drag hang out the window sill everytime the cops pass we be sitting' still. Can they see us all ages, races, real ugly faces every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamican Black, white, Cuban and Asian. I only came for one orientation but i got sucked in and i ended up staying. This is the kind of town that makes me sick where you have to steal someones t.v. to see a good flick

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Party by the river and smoke a bong all night bowling till the break of dawn. Welcome to Kittanning Buenvenidous a Kittanning. Roasting in the dorm cause the heat is on all spring and summer now thats just wrong, I'm living in Kittanning; welcome to Kittanning

Verse 2:

The guy at Dunkin' Donuts ain't nothing to mess with take his raspberry jelly and he'll sock you in the belly, and you be callin' the police and they just laugh they claim the shouldn't have switched to decaf. So I think Im gonna head down to Sheetz cause they got air conditioning to beat the summer heat. Sweaty guy with no eye greets you at the door and says Hi; with a KFC bucket screaming "Where's my thighs?" Everytime I come to town they be swearing at me, and the teethless kids scream "He took my candy!" So I run for the door with no place to go, I better get hiding before they get Uncle Joe. Ain't no city in the world like this and if you ask how I got here i will just plead the fifth

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Verse 3:

Yeah verse three, I'm all about that, there did you see that girl she's hairy and fat. And New York is the city that we know don't sleep and we all know that L.A. and Philly stay jiggy, but on the sneek Kitttanning bringing the heat for real y'all don't understand I have seen so many Kittanning women with no tans. It may be a sin but here's the plan take a walk by the river and push 'em in. Damn you look ugly, time for a Jenny Jones make-over; Come on to West Kittanning I'll walk you over. Now cruisin' the strip cause you know it's cool. Check out the old folks homes and the funeral. Now come on over to visit if you can get past the guard. If you can jump two feet it shouldn't be hard. Water so thick you can't see to the bottom, $100 cars everyones got 'em ain't no suprise the local theatre still shows "Home Alone" Kittanning my second home

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