Verse 1:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kittanning uh huh Market Street bringing the heat uh hahah can y'all feel that, can y'all feel that, Jig it out, uh
Here I am in the place where I leave, let go Kittanning the base and the sunset glow. Everyday like a depression, everybody lounge 'round all day. All work , no play, okay. So they sniff a little something lay to rest the spill, Meril and Earl at the bar running up a high bill. Nothing less than ill. We dress in drag hang out the window sill everytime the cops pass we be sitting' still. Can they see us all ages, races, real ugly faces every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamican Black, white, Cuban and Asian. I only came for one orientation but i got sucked in and i ended up staying. This is the kind of town that makes me sick where you have to steal someones t.v. to see a good flick
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Party by the river and smoke a bong all night bowling till the break of dawn. Welcome to Kittanning Buenvenidous a Kittanning. Roasting in the dorm cause the heat is on all spring and summer now thats just wrong, I'm living in Kittanning; welcome to Kittanning
Verse 2:
The guy at Dunkin' Donuts ain't nothing to mess with take his raspberry jelly and he'll sock you in the belly, and you be callin' the police and they just laugh they claim the shouldn't have switched to decaf. So I think Im gonna head down to Sheetz cause they got air conditioning to beat the summer heat. Sweaty guy with no eye greets you at the door and says Hi; with a KFC bucket screaming "Where's my thighs?" Everytime I come to town they be swearing at me, and the teethless kids scream "He took my candy!" So I run for the door with no place to go, I better get hiding before they get Uncle Joe. Ain't no city in the world like this and if you ask how I got here i will just plead the fifth
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Verse 3:
Yeah verse three, I'm all about that, there did you see that girl she's hairy and fat. And New York is the city that we know don't sleep and we all know that L.A. and Philly stay jiggy, but on the sneek Kitttanning bringing the heat for real y'all don't understand I have seen so many Kittanning women with no tans. It may be a sin but here's the plan take a walk by the river and push 'em in. Damn you look ugly, time for a Jenny Jones make-over; Come on to West Kittanning I'll walk you over. Now cruisin' the strip cause you know it's cool. Check out the old folks homes and the funeral. Now come on over to visit if you can get past the guard. If you can jump two feet it shouldn't be hard. Water so thick you can't see to the bottom, $100 cars everyones got 'em ain't no suprise the local theatre still shows "Home Alone" Kittanning my second home
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Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Miami, uh, uh Southbeach, bring in the heat, uh Haha, can y'all feel that Can y'all feel that Jig it out, uh
Verse I:
Here I am in the place where I come let go Miami the base and the sunset glow Everyday like a mardi gras, everybody party all day No work all play, okay So we sip a little something, lay to rest the spill Me an Charlie at the bar runnin up a high bill Nothin less than ill, when we dress to kill Everytime the ladies pass, they be like (Hi Will) Can y'all feel me, all ages and races Real sweet faces Every different nation, Spanish, Hatian, Indian, Jamaican Black, White, Cuban, and Asian I only came for two days of playing But everytime I come I always wind up stayin
This the type of town I could spend a few days in Miami the city that keeps the roof blazin
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Party in the city where the heat is on All night, on the beach till the break of dawn Welcome to Miami Buenvenidos a Miami Bouncin in the club where the heat is on All night, on the beach till the break of dawn I'm goin to Miami Welcome to Miami
Verse II:
Yo I heard the rainstorms ain't nothin to mess with
But I can't feel a drip on the strip, it's a trip
Ladies half-dressed, fully equipped And they be screamin out, (Will we loved your last hit) So I'm thinkin I'ma scoot me somethin hot In this south-sea merengue melting pot Hottest club in the city, and it's right on the beach Temperature get to ya, it's about to reach Five-hundred degrees In the carribean seas, with the hot mommies Screamin (Aii poppy) Everytime I come to town, they be spottin me In the drop Bentley, ain't no stoppin me So, cash in your door We flow to this fashion show Pound for pound anywhere you go Yo, ain't no city in the world like this An if you ask how I know I gots ta feed the film
Verse III:
Don't get me wrong, Shytown got it goin on An New York is the city that we know don't sleep An we all know that L.A. and Philly stay jiggy But on the sneak, Miami bringin heat for real Y'all don't understand
I never seen so many Dominican women with cinnimon tansMierda, this is the plan Take a walk on the beach, draw a heart in the sand Gimmie your hand Damn, you look sexy Let's go to my yacht, in the West Keys Ride my jetskis, loungin in the palm trees Cause you gotta have cheese for the summerhouse piece on southbeach Water so clear, you can see to the bottom Hundred-thousand dollar cars, e'ybody got em Ain't no surprise in the club to see Sly, Stallone Miami, my second home
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