Story Time with Bernardo

One cold early spring evening (around 11:30 pm) my friends Nick, and Meghan went to Denny's with me, our choice restuarant since most of the waitresses not only know us but are friendly plus it's open 24/7. After we went in and ate and sat and bullshitted about what we did that day we left. We were walking through the parking lot to Nick's car when I spotted a stuffed hedgehog laying on the ground. I picked it up and took it with me in the car. Well for some reason we were all really, really hyper, so we were turning off of Rte. 30 on to a back road and a cop just happened to be going the same direction. That's when Nick said "He's after the stuffed animal!" So I quickly wound down the window and threw it out into a bunch of bushes along the side of the road. Well after I did this I turned around to see if the cop was still behind us and sure enough he wasn't but I am pretty sure that he turned off the road well before I threw the stuffed hedgehog out the window.

My friend Laranda (Laura) and her friend Jessie were pondering what to do with their new friends from Kiski. We were going to meet them at the new Wendy's on Rte. 30 in Greensburg (right next to Rte. 66). Laura, Jessie, Meghan and myself went to go meet Matt, Matt, Dan, and Russ. We finally met up with them and we were all like follow us, we're gonna go Mini golfing at Kistler's. They were all like okay, so we started heading back the way that came and all of a sudden there was a Pennsylvania State Police car behind Matt, who was behind us. Well the last time that Laura and Jessie met Matt up there Matt got a speeding ticket trying to keep up with Jessie. Well when Laura looked in the rearview mirror she saw this and was like "We have to try to shake the cop cause of what happened to Matt the last time." We were stopped at a red light getting ready to turn left and there was an "oldhead" in the car in front of us fondling a stuffed bear that was attached to her dashboard (kinda like one of those dancing hula dolls you can buy in Spencers). Once the light turned green, Laura turned down the road and was following the oldhead. So we were just minding our own business trying to figure out how to loose this cop that was still behind Matt. Well the next that we know the oldhead in front of us all up and drives off the road right into a hillside. Well there was dust everywhere and she got back on the road. Well the cop saw this and put on his lights and went around us and pulled the dumb oldhead over. Well after we all calmed down just alittle bit, we all started joking that Laura ran the oldhead off the road in order to distract the cop so that he would quite following us. Well she didn't but if she did it would have worked. We have know idea what happened to the oldhead. We continued on our merry way to play mini golf.

It was a nice summer day in June and my friend Nick had planned a little road trip for him, my g/f Meghan, and myself to Sandy Lake, Pennsylvania to see this Christian band known as Skillet . Now you are probably like wherethecrap is Sandy Lake, right? Well we were asking ourselves that very same question. So we looked on a map and boom there it was, up near Erie (which is about 100 +/- miles from us.) So we started out on excursion and finally got there like 2 and ˝ hours later. We went, we saw, we loved (Skillet that is) and it was time to start heading home, well we had to take some interstate home and we were driving and saw two of those famous green signs that are supposed to help you figure out which way to go in order to get where you want to go. Well we drove and drove and then couldn’t figure out which on ramp we were supposed to take so Nick picked one of them and we were like half way down the on ramp and he asked me "Did we take the right ramp?" and me being myself was like "Ummmmmm I don’t know". So what does Nick go and do? You’ll never guess unless of course you already know the story……… Well he all up and stopped in the middle of the on ramp, turned the car around by driving through the grass (that was like a foot high) and drove up the on ramp the wrong way. All the while there was a large semi tractor trailor truck just pulling out of the toll booth and headed right for us. So we are speeding up the on ramp the wrong way and we get enough room to do a U-turn so that we can see the sign to see if we were going to right way or not. Well it turns out that we were going the right way in the first place.

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