Brian's Words Of Wisdom

Hey everyone....this page has been up for quite sometime, and most of the quotes on here here are from 1997 till the present. Now seeing as how I have been in the Army for the past 2 yrs, I don't really have any new ones but hey I'll find some to put on here.

1. **Deep Breath** "It's cool!", The one of the few that Momma Hoke provided to this page. Well one day Laura was rambling on and on and then she asked Momma Hoke a question and she went **Deep Breath** It's cool!
2. Thats so ghetto, Means bad, not good
3. Psst!!!, Used to get someone's attention, no matter how far away they are.
4. Naked, Naked, Naked, This comes from a trip that me and my friends Josh and Nick made to New York to visit the Norwin Band competition. Well all three of us were crammed in the front of an S-10. Driving eath other nuts we soon decided to shut up so we wouldn't end up killing each other. After about an hour of silence I just blurted out Naked, naked, naked. Well this came as such a shock to us that it just broke the agitation and after that it was all cool
5. No need, Used to tell someone that what they just said or did was not necessary
6. I'm all about that!
7. You BASTARD!!!!
8. Dude!!
9. Whatthecrap?!, or whatthecrapage?! (take notice to the list on my friend Laranda's web page)
10. I'm going to cut you!, Used when someone does something that is either just plain stupid or bothers you
11. Much need, Used to tell someone that what they just said or did is necessary
12. "What the hell is this?", This one comes from my friend Jerome. A few years back my church youth group went to Philipi West Virginia to help fix a house. We stayed at a local college dorm there, and the one day that we finished up Jerome came back to his room and left out to take a shower. Well my other friends Craig and Chris decided to trash his room with toilet paper and clothes. Well he walked into his room and was like "What the hell is this?"
13. Now thats what I'm trying to say
14. Rough, Used to show sympathy for someone's misfortune (ex.. My car broke down........"Rough"
15. Ducks are people too
16. So goood, Used to explain the greatness of something
17. You know you love it
18. Heeeey Babby!!!! (gotta put umph into the Hey), Use when you first see a hot woman (perferably used if you know the person to avoid a slap in the face.)
19. Up in here (ex.. He was just up in here and then he up and disappeard
20. He just up and... (ex. "He just up and disappeared")
21. Man?!
22. Yeah verse three!!!
23. These are NOT my pants!!
24. It's in my pants
25. Yeah four cents!!
26. Yeah...(you must high five during or after saying this)
27. Go ____ Go ____ It's your birthday, eat a pickle (enter name where line is)
28. **Deep Breath** Don't go there!!
29. Speak to me!! (while answering the phone)
30. "Who the hell are you?"This is the phrase that I will remember for ever. It was the first time that I met Meggie. Laura had asked Nick and myself if we wanted to met her, Mandie, Davey O'brien, and Meghan up at Westmorland Mall. Well we got there and met them and Laura was introducing everyone and she got to Meggie and she was like "This is my sister Meghan, Brian you should know her she went to school with you." And I was all like I do know you, and proceded to tell her how I knew her and she was all like "Who the hell are you?" Well I am glad to say that it went from that to being really close friends.
31. CHUCK IT!!
32. Mooo!!!!!!!!!
33. My bad
34. fopa (don't ask me about this one cause I have know idea about it)
35. Jessie's hot
36. Laranda!
36 1/2. Meggie! (don't ask)
37. Anywho
38. Whaaaa!!!
39. That's so poor!!!!!
40. XYEHSZOE.....bless you! (use after someone use's a word that you can't understand or pronounce)
41. "Do you see it? There she is......there's the toga bitch!!"(ya going to visit the Norwin Band in New York)
42. Naahhahhda (sound like the one that Chewbacca makes)
43. No...No...Just no!
44. Alleluia....amen!!
45. "Ghetto superstar, that is what I are"
46. Meow
47. Blah blah blah.....!!!
48. Bless you duck
49. Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie (don't ask cause even I don't know)
50. Yeah Norwin speling!!!!!
51. There will be much death
52. Grr....
53. You'll have that
54. Psst.....Hey I know you
55. Psst.....Hey ladies! Read my sign, it says Kiss me, I love you!! This one comes from when myself and whole bunch of my friends where on our way and at the "U.S.S. Nightmare" in Pittsburgh (this is a haunted house on a boat on the Allegheny River in ). Well we were driving through the Squirrel Hill tunnels and I made a sign on the back of coupon for Pizza Outlet that said "Kiss me, I love you!" So after the haunted house one of the people in our group knew the "pilot" of the Majestic so we went up to get it refilled and we got back and there was some young ladies standing on the dock and I was like "Psssssstttttt........hey ladies, read my sign it says kiss me i love you." Well needless to say I think I scared them cause they ran off."
56. Mooo......you have been healed by the spiritual sperm!
57. Got bush?
58. Maybe if I were Andy?
59. Ahhh, what the hell?
60. By the way I will be right back (Nick's saying everyday when I talk to him on the phone while he is at work)
61. More, more, more, Ya Jenny Jones make-over
62. Momma Hoke! (Can be exclaimed or said in a seductive way)
63. Yeah Scream 3 (recently upgraded to Scream 4, due to the fact that they ARE coming out with a Scream 3, how poor is that?)
64. Apppplllleeeeee Juice........
65. Poser
66. Ba..... (Ya work trip to Philipi, West Virginia
67. "Who's your daddy?"
68. Hootie!!!
69. Yeah Sheetz® (ya number 69, not affiliated with the quote on #69)
70. Yeah Mountain Dew slushies!!
71. "Dude there's Dunkin Donuts®, lets go get the last rasberry filled donut so we can get beat up!"
72. Rubber Ducky
73. Have some!!!!!
74. I'm going to beat you loud!
75. This sucks
76. I hate my car, I hate my car, I hate my freakin' car This was used this past fall/winter when Nicks car was constantly breaking down. He had it in and out of the garage on a regular basis and they could never figure out was wrong with it, so the hooked it up to a "life support" unit. Now we say that because it was a scanner used to analyze the data that was being sent from different parts of the car and everytime that the garage had the "life support" on it the damn thing never broke down.
77. Yeah State Lick, actually called Slate Lick, when you first pass it it looks like State
78. Yeah Skillet, Skillet, a good Christian band was in Sarver, Pa. So everytime me and Nick pass it this is what we say
79. Yeah 3 am
80. Bring it!!
81. "Coke, diet coke, or sprite?", Ya Papa Hoke, thanks for that one. Well I am going to explain this one so everybody understands. The one night Nick and I were over at Laura's house and we stepped outside to talk and get a breath of fresh air. Well Papa Hoke just up and opened the door and said this to us. Well since we were in a bad mood we found this rather amusing.
82. Kibbles and bits, kibbles and bits.
83. Yeah parachute man!!! Bombs away Mr. Parachute man
84. Hey thats my dad/or hey thats my mom
85. Oldhead
86. "Ahhh it's a big honking white truck!!"
87. CANADA......
88. hey you touched my boob
88 1/2. Ding-dong Ding-dong known to me and my friends when one pokes you in the boob. Just remember do unto others as you want do unto you.
89. "Anyone care to play tikki torch tag?"The rules for this game are rather simple: 1.)everyone gets a tikki torch 2.)everyone doses themselves in gasoline 3.)everyone runs around and "tags" each other till you catch on fire. 4.)last one to catch on fire wins
90. "Hey Rachel guess what?" The one day that me and Nick, Laranda and Rachel went to the mall and we were getting ready to walk down the stairs from the parking garage and Laura missed the last like three steps, fell twisting her ankle. Well me, Nick, and Rachel were standing there for her to finish her sentance not even comprehending that she even fell. Well we helped her into the mall, leading her to the "information desk" were we asked for a wheelchair. In return they requested Laura's drivers licsence!!
91. "Me and Matt broke up, again!!!"Well this has become a very common line that we have heard from Laura in the past month or two.
92. "I respect that." Example: "I respect the fact that that guy is wearing an orange shirt"
93. Disrespect Example: "I disrespect the fact that that guy is wearing a pink shirt"
94. Psst.....Hey ladies! Read my sign, it says Kiss me, I love you!! (PART II)This is the lastest......the sign is back. Labor Day I went to Kennywood with my friends, I made this sign, showed it to people. Had two suprising reactions. 1. Some girl came up to me and asked me again what my sign said. 2. someone offered. Look for the story on my web page soon enough. Wanna see what the actual sign looked like? Click the link
95. "Retardo my son!" This one goes along with #90. Well after Laura fell down and we got her a wheelchair we were pushing her around the mall and Nick was like, "Rachel, we could pretend that we are married and these are our two kids, Giimparella, and Retardo." So now everytime I see Rachel she goes "Retardo my son!"
96. Bernardo!!!! This one comes from my friend "Truck" from Norwin Band. Everytime I see this he exclaims this or "BERNARDO........TIKI TORCH TAG??!!" We always wanna play that but are too afraid to actually do it.
97. So...... Used when starting a sentance, conversation, or just used. Example: Soo......who or what are you doing this evening?
98. Punch you in the face Nick came up with this one and now I am hooked on saying it
99. Yes please Used to show you want something, or usually said to confuse people. Example.... "What time does the game start?" "Yes please"
100. You tubby hoe/bitch/slut etc...etc...
101. If a large black man wearing only a towel starts chasing you through the student union yelling 'cotton candy?' in a high pitched voice while you are carrying lots of laundry, run This one comes from my friend Dave, I don't know where it came from but it sounds kinda funny.
102. "Look kids a deer!!" Means you want to flip someone off gently referring to National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
103. "Fly fatass, fly" Used at the Twilight Zone when you see a rather large individual running thru the club. Comes from the movie MALLRATS
104. "Thats an asshole of a thing to do"...... Well this one comes from my friend Nick, Michelle and Jerome. Well the one day there was this car show in Irwin and they were walking around downtown, and decided to get something to drink cause they were thirsty. Well they went to this joint called the Irwin News (go figure cause it is in Irwin) well anywho's, Jerome picked up a Yahoo® and started to shake it up and well Nick really wasn't really paying attention and he decided to pick up a Pepsi and started to shake it up and then realized that you aren't supposed to do that to Pepsi and he put it back and this guy was like breathing down his neck and he was like "That was an asshole of a thing to do" and Nick was like "I'm sorry did you want that?" and the guy was like "no" so they left. Well I went in to the same store like 15 minutes later and everyone was still talking about it.......
105. "How selfish of me....lets do everything that youuuuuuuuuuuu want to do."......Ace Ventura Pet Detective "When Nature Calls" ......
106. "No running, where's your helmet?????????!!!!!!!!!"...... Not sure where this one really originated from because at one point both me and Nick said it....but most of the time I usually yell it when there are dumbass kids running or riding bikes/skateboards/rollerblades and they are looking all dumb. Oh and the one day when I was yelling it, i had to take Laura home and Nick and Michelle said that when I wasn't there some kid that was riding his bike tried to jump it over the curb and crashed and wrecked. But good news he was a smart one to wear a helmet......
107. Woman!!
108. "Hey girl....."
109. "I'll set you on fire"
110. "Pardon me while I (or in Nick's case, his car) burst in to flames.
111. "Bad Jerkface!!!!, don't eat the linoliom"
112. Nina, Pinto, and the Santa Maria.
113. "Tubbbbbyyyyyyyyy power"
114. "I am RADIOSHACK MAN!!!!" (make muscles)