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<center><font face="carolingia"><font size="4"><font color="888888">This page is dedicated to Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, I Feel Sick (Jhonen's new book!!!), and all things Vasquezey. I have included here some random clips and several full pages from all three books in order that more groveling mortals shall writhe in ecstasy at the thought of reading their copy of JTHM for the 3,000th time.</font></font></font></center>
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<center><font face="carolingia"><font color="888888"><h2>Full Pages</font></font></center><br><br>
<a href="IFScom1.html"><img src="/pe/oplearestrange/images/DevMain.JPG" height=75 width=75><font face="carolingia"><font color="996666"><font size="4"> *NEW* Excerpt from I Feel Sick, a new comic about Devi, Johnny C.'s onetime love and attempted murder victim. </font></font></font></a>
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<a href="JTHMcom.html"><img src="/pe/oplearestrange/images/JCmain.JPG" height=75 width=75><font face="Carolingia"><font color="888888"><font size="4">Here are some one page stories from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, including one Jhonen did right before starting the series (You can find it in the back of JTHM the Director's Cut).</font></font></font></a><br><br>
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<a href="WHBcom.html"><img src="/pe/oplearestrange/images/WHBmain.JPG" height=75 width=75><font face="Carolingia"><font color="888888"><font size="4">This is Wobbly-Headed Bob. Oh, the Horror of Superiority.</font></font></font></a><br><br>
<a href="AGcom.html"><img src="/pe/oplearestrange/images/AGmain.JPG" height=100 width=60><font face="Carolingia"><font color="888888"><font size="4">Anne Gwish. Feel her Torment.</font></font></font><br><br>
<a href="HNBcom.html"><img src="/pe/oplearestrange/images/HNBmain.JPG" height=100 width=60><font face="carolingia"><font color="888888"><font size="4">Happy Noodle Boy. A comic drawn by a comic. How fuckin' deep is that?!</font></font></font></a><br><br><br>
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<a href="IFSran.html"><font face="carolingia"><font color="996666"><font size="4">*NEW* Clips from I Feel Sick. See Jhonen's artwork in all its disjointed, in-color glory! For Joy!!!</font></font></font></a>
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<a href="JVran.html"><font face="Carolingia"><font color="888888"><font size="4">Jhonen Vasquez, Creator of All That Is Bloody and Humorous</font></font></font></a> <br><br><br>
<a href="JCran.html"><font face="carolingia"><font color="888888"><font size="4">This page contains some random clips of the star of our show, Johnny C. There isn't much in here right now either, but this will be remedied as soon as possible, I promise.</font></font></font></a><br><br><br>
<a href="SQran.html"><font face="carolingia"><font color="888888"><font size="4">These are some random clips from Squee.</font></font></font></a><br><br>
<a href="AGran.html"><font face="carolingia"><font color="888888"><font size="4">These are Anne Gwish clips. There's only a couple of these, but then again she's only in two one-or-two page storylines.</font></font></font></a><br><br><br>
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