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Six Cempa
copyright ©1999 by Thomas Ting Shee Peng

Listen carefully as the tale unfolds,
    A story of our teacher's woes,
46 boisterous pupils make the number,
    With Jerah Teoh as the class monitor.

Mr. Heng is our dear sir,

    His remarks made a billion lives shorter,
Having to put up with monkeys like us,
    It's a wonder he didn't burst.

Chin Kar How is our head prefect,

    He strives very hard to be prefect,
While Kan Wen Ter is the hardworking one,
    Whose homework is readily done.

Chong Han Wei is a good sportman,

    With him around we are never bored,
Tan Wei Jern is special as everyone says,
    His artistic talents astounds us in
    countless ways.

Baven and Maha stick like glue,

    Always cracking jokes so both are always blue,
Shahrin and Adli stick like two magnets,
    Each is as silly as each other gets.

Ang Huey Fern is quiet and simple,

    Kind at heart, she's a very nice girl,
Sara and Evelyn is our class beauties,
    One glance and the boys be lunatics.

As for me, the author of this piece,

    I think my life is now at risk,
Don't tell my class if you ever see,
    A runaway name called Thomas Ting

So, as you have seen,

    We're weirder than you can imagine,
Now we have to say goodbye to you,
    Or you'll end up weird like us too!


"KABOOM!" The plane's engine exploded and burnt at once. The passengers began to panic. Suddenly, we heard the captain's voice, "Our engine has exploded. We are in the middle of South America. Our only hope is to pray. Prayers have never known to hurt," the voice trailed off. Then things became worse. The agonising screams of women and the sob of children were heard. We were told to wear our life jackets. Last of all, as the captain said, was to pray.

Our plane zoom downwards aimlessly. We held our breath to reveal our next fate. Thanks to the well-trained captain we managed to survive he found an open area and crash-landed on it. We were almost thrown off but, with the help of the firm safety belts, we only got a few bruises. We ran quickly out of the plane, expecting it to explode into pieces, but it did not.

A man was unable to hold his temper."This is outrageous! Here we are stranded in the middle of a forest, thanks to the captain's stupidity!" he bellowed. A few other passengers booed the captain. Trying to be patient, the captain said, "I'm awfully sorry, sir. But the engine damage is not my fault, and even if it is, we will not get home by losing our tempers." he continued. "So we must leave you and try to survive. Come on, we will leave this dumb captain and hope a lion will pounce on him," the man shot back and began to stride off with some passengers following him.

Most of the passengers left, leaving the captain behind. Only a few others and I stayed behind with the captain who buried his face in his hands. "You better go," he said. I said gently, "Sir, we understand and don't blame it on you." The others agreed and the captain's face brightened. "Thanks. From now on, we will work as a team." he said. We cheered.

We managed to live by picking wild berries for food and drink from the nearby stream. However, nothing was ever easy-going. So was my adventure, when my friend, Freddy Wilkins who was taking a solo vacation like me, died in a tragedy when a cobra bit him. We could only watch helplessly as he battled with death.

One day, our captain decided that we couldn't go on living like that. He went in the damaged plane, hoping he could find something that could save us. Full with hope, I decided to go with him too. We rummaged through the things in the plane.

Much later, we found a broken radio wireless in the cockpit. Unfortunately, some of the important parts were lost. Nearly crying from disappointment, I continued my search, suddenly I saw a walkman on the floor. I tested it finding it was useless too. As I was about to smash it in anger, the captain gave a yell. Quickly, he told me that maybe some components of the walkman could be used for the wireless. We gathered around the captain, watching impatiently. After what seemed like a year, the captain succeeded in repairing the wireless. We watched hopefully as he turned the knobs. A SOS signal squealed as we rejoiced together. A few days later, a helicopter appeared and threw down a rope ladder. We climbed on it gratefully. I could only sigh in relief as the helicopter flew away from the spot.

Typed by Ong Juin Hau


copyright ©1999 by Thomas Ting Shee Peng

The Day When Everything Went Wrong

I woke up, finding that my whole body ached for I have slept in an awkward position the night before. To make things worse, I was late for school and had to gobble down my breakfast and drink my milk straight from the carton. Then I ironed my clothes, only to find that the iron was not working. I had to go to school, wearing that crumpled shirt and praying that no one will notice as I was soon forced to change my prayers as I heard the school's bell ringing a good distance away. I tried to sneak in, but two 'school police' caught me and my name was taken down in their notebooks.

Reluctant to argue, I obediently went to my classroom, only to find that my table had been 'tablenapped'. All my friends began to giggle and soon the whole class was filled with laughter after taking a glance at me. However, my teacher who looked as black as thunder did not join. He sent me on a mission to find a table. Unfortunately, neither the next class nor the next had a spare table. Finally, I had to sneak a table out of the storeroom and dragged it three floors up! My arms and legs were tired when I accomplished my mission.

Thankfully, the next three lessons went smoothly. Before I knew it, it was recess time. I bulldozed my way through the sea of pupils and ordered a plate of fried beehoon mee and a cup of Milo. However, I realized that I had forgotten to bring my pocket money to school. Helplessly, I explained this to the canteen hawker who looked at me as if I were from another planet, probably because she had never seen someone so stupid. I quickly looked for for my friends to borrow some money.

My next lesson was Science so we raced down to the science lab. I turned as white as a ghost as I realised I had forgotten to bring some seeds for an experiment. Anger was not enough to describe my friends but murder was the word, after they found out that five marks were deducted from our group's work. Their lecturing lasted till the end of the day.

I staggered home and after taking a bath had only carrots and brinjals for lunch as our rice cooker was faulty. I gagged as my mother forced me to eat the vegetables. After that, I decided to play computer games but I was so tired that I drifted to dreamland. Soon I was awakened by my mother's ear-deafening lecture for leaving the computer on and before I could respond to her nagging I had to rush to my BM tuition and there I was ticked for not doing my homework. After hours of boring lectures, I fled quickly from my tuition class gratefully.

Soon, it was dark and I landed on my bed with a sigh of relief, thinking about the worst day in my life.


6 Cempa 99 / SK Batu Lanchang / last revised 07 October, 1999