Top 31 Things Guys Think Girls Should Know...... 

1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are. 

2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole. 

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful or sexy. 

5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes around. 

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. 

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and NOTHING more. 

8. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

9. We NEVER shave our legs. Get over it!! 

10. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong. 

11. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. 

12. When we tell you that you're NOT fat, believe us. 

13. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter. 

14. What does pms stand for? 

15. We may not be able to piss acurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and piss. 

16. Just because you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when youdo something "wrong." 

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same everyonce in a while. 

18. We like to know that you love us. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. 

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, because you might just get what you wish for. 

20. NEVER EVER kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say or do!!!" 

21. NEVER pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. 

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we LIKE yours better anyway. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. 

23. pms is NOT an excuse. 

24. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. 

25. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. 

26. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe.... oh nevermind! 

27. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. 

28. Just because people say we are players or we that doesn't mean its always true! 

29. If you want us not to look at other girls then you need to STOP looking at other guys! 

30. If we are doin something wrong tell us so we can change it. 

31. And last but not least: There is no need for you to have fantasies, because guys will do anything to please a girl. ANYTHING!

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