Tess Quotes

 

 

 

Tess: I am rich, I am fabulously wealthy. Whoo

 

Tess: Same Dad, different Mum’s. You know the usual dysfunctional family.

 

Meg: I voted one nation. I thought they had something to say.
Tess: Nothing we wanted to hear

 

Tess: Nerd Crimes don't count Claire

 

Tess: This isn’t morning. Morning’s what’s happening in New Zealand at the moment Claire.

 

Tess: I have a skirt that's very, very you
Claire: Somehow I doubt that!

 

Tess to Liz
Tess: Okay I've tried to be nice but I don't care any more, you are one of the most self centered manipulitive people I have ever met, You've saved Nick from me, I wonder who will save him from you? BITCH!

 

Tess: I thought guys like you were extinct
Dave: Turn it up, we're taking over!!

 

Tess: I know heaps about wool
Claire: Like what?
Tess: Like don't put it in the dryer.

 

Sandra: You can have them.
Tess: How generous of you. Letting us keep our own calves.

 

Tess: I'm happy he's happy. I couldn't be happier.
Meg: Help me a hand after you done pretending to be happy.

 

Tess:The internet is like a village of a desperate single men and women.
Meg : And you're the village matchmaker.

 

Tess: I thought those internet-desperates would jump to the change to meet a real woman.