Present Age
2003-Now
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Double Shot 2 February
2003 : Priest/Rivera/Morrison/Kane |
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Thor
(v3) 58 March, 2003 : Dan Jurgens / Alan
Davis
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Iron
Man (v3) 64 March, 2003 : Mike Grell /
Alan David |
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Avengers
(v3) 63 March 2003 : Geoff Johns / Alan
Davis. |
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Amazing
Spider-Man 50 April 2003 : Straczynski/
Romita Jr |
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Fantastic Four 501 "5th Wheel" pt 1 Nov. 2003 Waid/Wieringo
The Story: Reed goes back in time to cap Doom in the back while
Doom's not lookin'. What a stand up guy.
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Fantastic Four 507-509
"Authoritative Action" Jan-Mar, 2004 :
Waid/ Porter / Wierengo
The Story: Not wanting to leave
Latveria up for grabs, the Fantastic Four become traitors to their nation
and try to defend the struggling country. Reed also "lets" Doom out of the
Mobius dimension and Doom takes a joy ride inside every member of the
Fantastic Four except Reed. Seriously, I know it sounds dirty, but it's
true. |
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Amazing
Spider-Man 500 December, 2003 :
Straczynski/ Romita Jr / Romita Sr / Hanna |
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Amazing
Spider-Man 502 February, 2004: J. Michael
Straczynski, John Romita Jr. |
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Secret
War 1 April, 2004: Brian Michael Bendis/
Gabriele Dell'Otto |
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Captain
Marvel 23 July, 2004: Peter David / Pat
Quinn/ Chriscross/ Sotomayor |
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Marvel Adventures / Fantastic Four: Do Your Thing (One
Shot) April, 2005: Forrest Stone / Ron Lim
This was a one shot only available through the public school system. These
comics were released as an incentive to teach children to read using comic
books. Every child (and teacher... yay me) got a free comic. There are also
about 5 adds for toys in the magazine as well (Nothing is really free). In
this issue, Doom creates "Splitter" robots that strip a person's will to
think for themselves. The Fantastic Four are not affected and foil Doom's
plan. The moral: Don't Give into to Peer Pressure... or mind altering
robots. |
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Fantastic
Four 525-526 June-July, 2005: Karl Kesel / Tom
Grummett (Dream Sequence) |
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Marvel
Knights: "4" 17 June, 2005: Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa / Jim Muniz |
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Marvel Team-up 2-4, 6
(Tony Stark in Doom's armor) Jan-April, 2005: Kirkman / Kolins |
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She-Hulk
10 |
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Books of Doom 1
January,
2006: Ed Brubaker / Pablo Raimondi
THE STORY: Have you ever had a girlfriend over and your mom
breaks out your baby photos or baby book and is all like, "Look at my wittle
baby boy. Wasn't he fat? You know he wet the bed until high school. He still
does occasionally." Well, doom has a past too, and unlike your past, Doom's
rules. This issue gives us the back story that
was originally brought to us in Fantastic Four Annual #2. A few things have
added, but all in all, the story rings true. The only big question is;
who is giving Doom the interview? Is it Larry King? Barbara Walters? Where
in the world is Matt Lauer, anyway? Interviewing Doom? Could be. |
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Books of Doom 2 February,
2006: Ed Brubaker / Pablo Raimondi THE STORY: "Everywhere
around the world, they're comin' to America."
That's right Neil Diamond, Doom is coming to America. In this issue, Doom
packs up for the good ole' U. S. of A., and almost gets him a piece of A,
but ends up choking the girl. Awkward. We get to see Doom and Reed encounter
each other for the first time... again. This scene has been played out like
13 different ways. I'm still waiting for the one where Doom smacks Reed in
his pompous mouth when they first meet. We also get to see Doom
recruited to the US to help defeat the Commies. Reed and Doom's first
encounter, Commies, Date abuse... How can this issue go wrong?... Well, date
abuse is a good start. |
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Books of Doom 3
March, 2006: Ed Brubaker / Pablo Raimondi
THE STORY: Kablaaamm!!!
That was the noise made when Victor Von Doom's "Hell Contactin' Machine©1962"
blew up. These issues are revealing very important facts from Doom's origin.
They kinda fill in those blanks that all us Doom fans have been wondering about
for 40 years (well, for me it's more like 14, due to the fact I got into
Fantastic Four around age 10, but someone has been wondering for 40 years). This
issue lets us in on the time between Doom's accident and his time with the
monks. Not to spoil anything, but Doom goes to Europe where he hooks up with
Angelina Jolie. They end up buying a place in Tibet where they conceive a baby
behind Valeria's back.... wait, that was Brad Pitt (I've been watching way too
much VH1; which is technically any VH1). Anyway, this issue has it all; drunken
bums, bandaged faces, Commies, and tons of other literary crack. I recommend
getting two copies, in case you decide to eat one of them just so it becomes a
part of you (like they guy in "Red Dragon"); however, I don't recommend doing
that. It tastes like school paste. |
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Books
of Doom 4 April, 2006: Ed Brubaker / Pablo Raimondi
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Fantastic
Four Special 1 February, 2006:
WRITER: Dwayne McDuffie
PENCILS: Casey Jones (Not the character from the Ninja Turtles or the guy in the
Grateful Dead song who was riding that train high on cocaine.)
THE STORY: My dinner with Doom. Reed and Doom sit down to have a little din-din.
One is left eating steak while the other is left eating crow. Not literally. I
mean, one doesn't actually eat a crow. The term refers the fact that one of the
characters comes away looking better than the other... and by "looking better,"
I don't mean physically better. Reed would win because he has a face. I mean,
Doom has a face, but not an attractive one. He just hides his normal face behind
a mask that has been constructed for him; kinda like Joan Rivers. Were we
talking about something? |
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Spider-Man
Unlimited 14 March, 2006:
C.B.
Cebulski, Joe Reitman / David Finch, Ron Garney
THE STORY:
Superstar David Finch draws Spider-Man! Guest Starring the Black Cat & Dr.
Doom!
What could possibly convince Spidey to break into Dr. Doom’s embassy? And
how will the bad Doctor react to the intrusion? – Marvel.com
Well, I don’t know what will convince Spidey to break into the Latverian
Embassy, but I’ve got five dollars that says it is the thought of climbing
up a castle wall right behind the Black Cat (Meooooowww). Spidey is not
known for his ability to turn down the ladies, but I have it on good
authority that spiders can not contract all the diseases humans can. Let’s
pray Spidey was blessed with a spider immune system as well. There’s not
enough penicillin in Manhattan to take care of his various flings. Anyways,
I don’t really know why they want to break into the Latverian embassy. I
assume it’s because the Black Cat is cold. New York in March is not warm
enough to go gallivanting around with your bolshy groodies hanging out, O my
brothers. I just hope Doom doesn’t come out looking like a guy whose
apartment just got robbed. I can just see a panel with Spidey and Cat
running away from the embassy, with whatever they stole, and Doom hanging
out a window screaming, “You get back here!! I’ll get you for this!!
Richards!!!!” I hope the issue is three pages long: Spidey and Cat break in,
Doom grabs the pistol on his hip, and shoots them both in the face (just
like real break-ins). Did I say that out loud? I’m sorry, there might be
kids reading. Wait, kids don’t read anymore. Nevermind |
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Books of Doom 5 May, 2006: Ed Brubaker / Pablo Raimondi
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Books of Doom #6
WRITER: Ed Brubaker PENCILS: Pablo Raimondi
The Story: This critically acclaimed limited series comes to a close with
the final days of Victor Von Doom's bloody rise to the throne of Latveria.
His time to take vengeance on all those who have slighted him in his life
thus far. Also, the secrets of the unprecedented interview Dr. Doom has been
giving throughout this series is at last revealed!
Who is it? I'm freakin' dying to know. I hope it's not Martin Bashir.
If he does to Doom what he did to Michael Jackson, I'm gonna be mega peeved.
Of course, it would be harder to do, considering Doom isn't really a
psychopathic child molester, but these journalists can spin anything. One
time I saw a journalist take a whiz on a cop's leg and tell the cop it was
raining. The cop looked him straight in the eye... and then hit the
journalist in that eye with his baton. Did you think that was gonna be a
example of how journalists can spin anything? No, it's just a funny tale
about a cop getting urinated on and a journalist getting whacked in the eye.
That's what we call in Latveria a "Win-Win." On a side note, I really like
this cover. On a further side note, rats can't vomit... that's why rat
poison is so effective. It also explains the non-existence of bulimia in
rats. Which in return explains their cute wittle chubby-wubby bellies.
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Black
Panther #19
WRITER: Reginald Hudlin PENCILS: Scot Eaton COVER: Trevor Hairsine
The Story: “World Tour” Part 1 (of 6) The Royal Couple -- King T’Challa
and Queen Ororo -- embark on a diplomatic tour that will have them spanning
the globe -- and beyond! First stop: Latveria for a meeting with the Dr.
Victor Von Doom.
“Hey Baby, we just got married. We should have a World Tour to freakin’ rub
it in everyone’s face how freakin’ cute and adorable we are.”
“Sounds good, Scmoopie.”
“No, you’re Scmoopie.”
“You’re Schmoopie.”
World Tour… feh. Who goes on a Diplomatic World Tour right after they get
married? W doesn’t even go on that many tours and he has a war to promote.
And what’s with all this “beyond” nonsense. Are they going to spread
diplomacy to space?? I’m glad I don’t read this title regularly. I am,
however, glad Doom will be appearing in this issue. I wonder what he got the
couple for a wedding gift. I bet it’s a blender… or a missile. Either way,
T’ Challa and Storm are gonna get toasted.
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Blade #2
WRITER: Marc Guggenheim PENCILS: Howard Chaykin
The Story:
The second issue in Blade’s new ongoing series by
Howard Chaykin (Bite Club, American Flagg) and Marc Guggenheim (CSI:
Miami, Wolverine)! Blade goes up against the monarch of a Balkan nation...
but it’s not Dracula (been there, done that). This time, Blade has set his
sights on none other than Dr. Doom! Plus, a look into Blade’s mysterious
past!
Blade versus Doom?? Why don't we just have God versus Gilbert Gottfried...
or Burt Reynolds versus Scott Baio. I mean, are we in that much of a need
for a good Blade story that we have to act like he is even on the level of
Doom? Doom is gonna smack Blade right back to Wong Foo (that was a Wesley
Snipes joke for those of you not in the know). BTW, have you noticed Doctor
Doom is fighting a lot of black superheroes lately. He's strangling the
Black Panther, he's sending Doombots after Blade, he poured sugar in Luke
Cage's mom's gas tank.... I mean what gives? I guess it just goes to show
that Doom has no racial preference when it comes to whoopin' @$$. |
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Captain America 65th Anniversary Special No a
real appearance persee, but trust me, it deserves to be mentioned.
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Captain America #23 |
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Punisher War Journal #4
Doombot...
positively a Doombot
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Heroes for Hire #8
Holy crap! My Barbies have come to
life! |
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Deadpool / GLI: Summer Fun Spectacular
Writer: Dan Slott Artist:
Various
I love you, Dan Slott. You are talented and clever... and despite how it
looks in photos, I know you're packin' six-pack abs under that shirt. You
also can take somewhat lame characters, and through your wit and diatribe of
previous storylines, make memorable moments and hilarious storylines. This
is not at all sarcastic. In fact, Dan, if you ever wanna hang out, I'll buy
you a drink. Now, fliriting with Dan Slott aside, ever since the
introduction of Squirrel Girl as a member of The GLI, I knew it was
coming... I could feel it in all of my 207 bones... I knew that a story
written by that senile Steve Ditko would come back to haunt Doom fans. But
did you really need Tippy-Toe to break the fourth wall and kick us Doom fans
in the (absolutely pun intended) nuts? That's cruel, Dan... I would've had
your babies, but No More!!! Well, maybe one. For those of you who don't know
about the Squirrel Girl Incident, go to the Most Wanted Section of the site
for more info. Trust me... it's a Doombot. Just cause it's in-continuity,
doesn't mean it can't be a Doombot, Dan. There was no pwning of the real
Doom... or any other word that actually has a definition either. |
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X-men 200: Endangered Species Part 1 Quick Cameo |
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FANTASTIC FOUR #551 WRITER: DWAYNE
MCDUFFIE PENCILS: PAUL PELLETIER
COVER: MICHAEL TURNER
The Story: The original Fantastic Four is together again, just in time
to cross paths with a hero who has traveled twenty years into the past in a
desperate attempt to save his future from Reed Richards, the madman who is
about to change the face of the planet. Oh, and the hero who has come back
to save the world? His name is Doctor Doom.
Doom quote from this issue:
"Fantastic Four, I have come from the future to reveal important
information.... Al Gore is a Skrull and the whole "Global Warming" thing was
a ploy to get us to stop using fossil fuels. It turns out that the best way
to kill a Skrull is to run it over with a giant SUV. They found out Gore
was a Skrull after he won his 16th Emmy for the episode of "Ugly Betty" he
wrote and directed in which Betty removes her face to reveal she is really a
beautiful super-model. The episode ended with the tag, "Based on the Life of
Al Gore." The media was all a buzz that Al Gore was really a female
masquerading as a man to succeed in politics. It got so bad that Gore
finally had to prove his maleness by showing his anatomy to the entire
media. It turns out that Skrull junk doesn't change to match the anatomy the
being they're impersonating... awkward. Oh yeah... and the ending to "Lost"
sucked. Stop watching now." |
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FANTASTIC FOUR #552
Written by DWAYNE
MCDUFFIE Penciled by PAUL PELLETIER Cover by
MICHAEL TURNER
THE STORY:
Dr. Doom has come from the future with a message: Reed Richards must be
stopped now, before his ultimate Civil War plans come to fruition. What was
Mr. Fantastic really doing during Civil War? The answers are finally
revealed.
You
wanna play a prank on somebody? Just go find some silver clothes, put them
on, sneak into your friend's house, and when they get home, tell them you
are the you from the future. It should work. I mean, nothing in popular
literature suggests otherwise. Look at Doom. He has only changed the look of
his armor for brief periods of time from the 60's on, but apparently in 20
years, he gets tired of it and adds spikes to it. That way, when we read it,
we won't get him confused with the current Doctor Doom... who is busy
sitting in Latveria being underused by Marvel Comics. Plus, the size of his
cape is just ridiculous. Honestly, Turner... he's not a freakin' Ring
Wraith.
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FANTASTIC FOUR #553
Written by
DWAYNE MCDUFFIE Penciled by PAUL PELLETIER
Cover by MICHAEL TURNER
The Story: "The unexpected conclusion! When the Fantastic Four meet their
future couterparts, they finally learn the astonishing outcome of Reed
Richards' secret, post-Civil War plan."
So yeah, this issue introduces something
that could be very important regarding Doom stories of the future... and
past. I'm not gonna tell you what it is, but let's just say if I
accidentally did tell you, I would now be able to go back in time and fix it
without creating a whole new time line. Crap... I've said too much.
This issue really goes to show how bored
old people get. You know how Boy Scouts and youth groups visit retirement
homes and it is the highlight of the old peoples' week. Well, turns out old
superheroes are not much different. This whole storyline basically revolves
around future Doom having jack to do. |
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PENANCE RELENTLESS #4
Writer:
Paul Jenkins Artist: Paul Gulacy
I know this is way out of character, but
I actually liked this issue. Maybe I'm a Skrull. I won't lie to you though,
that scares me a little. Not the me being a Skrull part, but the fact Doom
is getting some good dialog. After you read this, you definitely get the
feeling Doom is up to something so sinister that he is even able to put his
magnificent ego aside in order for his plan to succeed. I'm just a little
paranoid. After all the crappy Doom writing, why so much emphasis on him
being written into every title. Other than the ego thing, there are also
other tiny little things are out of character. Usually, I would just strike
that up to the writer, but with Secret Invasion going on, you gotta take
everything into account. Then again, this could all be leading up to
Quesada introducing a new storyline entitled "One More Doom" in which Doom
forgets that he hates Reed Richards and uses his superior intellect to cure
cancer. |
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SUB-MARINER #6
Written by MATT CHERNISS / PETER JOHNSON (I know, that names cracks me
up, too)
Penciled by PHIL BRIONES Cover by MICHAEL TURNER
The Story:
It all comes down to this! Nearly every friend and ally the Sub-Mariner ever
had has turned their back on him, and Namor has learned the shocking truth
about the Atlantean sleeper cell and its leader!
Emphasis on the word “nearly.” Welcome back, Half -naked Water Brethren.
Oil prices are up, Hairspray is a hit movie, and super-villains are teamin'
up. The 70's are back, baby. Get my disco ball, TAB, and police hat full of
cocaine. I'm ready to party!!!! Best last page since... well, since the last
"best last page.
Super-Villain Team-Up!!
Super-Villain Team-Up!!
Super-Villain Team-Up!!
Super-Villain Team-Up!!
BTW: Did you notice this was a Turner Cover? He's had more covers lately
than Britney Spears has had kids. Oh snap! Don't ever say my material isn't
current! |
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THOR #5
Writter: JMS Penciled by Oliver Coipel
What is the deal? Doom basically is MIA for a whole year and
now all of the sudden he is popping up in every title from Thor to Little
Lulu. He is touching base with all the villain greats... minus those on the
campaign trail. I'm hoping this is leading up to a grandtabulous Doom story
truly worthy of his character qualities, but life experience has taught me
not to get my hopes up. Seriously kids, this situation is not unlike a dad
who has never been around your whole life and then all of the sudden he
shows up one day and is all like, "Hey, wanna go throw the ball around?,"
and you're all like, "Sure, I've missed you so." It couldn't possible get
any better, right? But after a montage of childlike catching up to the tune
of "Just the Two of Us" (The Fresh Prince version), you find out that your
dad has been milking your college fund and your mom is pregnant. He leaves
in the night on an 18-wheeler only leaving a trail of heartbreak and a note
on the pillow next to you that says, "You were always a disappointment, you
pansy." That's just what it reminds me of though... but hey, we're getting
more Doom stories and I was told never to look a gift horse in the mouth. I
don't know what that means, but I guarandangtee I never have... nor will I. |
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MIGHTY AVENGERS #9
Written by BENDIS!!!!!!!
Good Art: Marko Djurdjevic Bad Art: Mark Bagley
They Story: "DOCTOR DOOM!! The Avengers invade
Latveria to take down Doctor Doom for his chemical attack on America. Only
maybe it wasn't Doom exactly. It’s wall-to-wall mayhem as Mark Bagley joins
Avengers writer Bendis in this globe–trotting spectacle filled with hints
about next year’s SECRET INVASION!"
Could
this comic have any more splash pages?! I am pretty sure they had a Go-Gurt
add that had the Avengers fighting Doom's guards in a a big tube of
ready-to-go yogurt. They draw you into the comic with beautiful (and by
beautiful, I mean bordering on pornographic) art by Marko D and then they
have 18,000 splash pages by Mark B, and then they end it with some dotted
stuff (I'm pretty sure it's by Mark B, but by that time, I was past
caring). The story was good, but there was only about 8 lines of dialog
past the opening scene drawn by Marko D. I guess it's not Mark B's fault
that Bendis wrote it that way, but Jesus. You know what I just noticed,
when you add an "O" to your first name, your art gets a billion times
better. Also, I hope the Sentry dies from hair cancer. That is all. |
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