What really happened with Umbridge in Forbidden Forrest
Galoping through the Forbidden Forest,centaurs
carried the scared Umbridge deeper and deeper in the
woods. After a while,they were slowly walking through
thick bushes,slow and silent,one by one, the
surroundings darker than darkest night,the air humid and
saturated wuth thick and sweet smell of some
nightblooming flower.They entered a tunel where it was
possible to hear a nearby waterfall and when they
finally reached an open meadow they were standing in a
sun-lighted valley.The leading among them,Bein,put
sallow Umbridge on the ground.The rest of the centaurs
circled them while Bein spoke:
-You!!!Filthy
creature.You insulted centaurs and now you're going to
get it-he spoke ,his face darken,his body shaked with
rage.All the centaurs murmured as a sign of
agreement.
-Therefore-Bein swung his head-I punish
you with the asignment to read bedtime stories to our
offspring-Bein clapped with his hands and a pale brown
leather book appeared in his hands
-you,....human
being...are going to read at least 10 stories a night or
else....well....you'll die in a slow and painful
death.You can begin...right now.He let a long howl and a
banch of tiny centaurs in all colors came forward and
sat around the Umbridge.Scared and shocked she gulped
and began:
-Hem,hem,I AM GOING....-but noticed Bein's
drawn bow pointing at her she quickly continued-...to
read you all a story.She opened a book and looked at the
picture of a fluffy cat standing on a horse.
WHY THE CAT IS ALWAYS IN THE KITCHEN*
(An African
Story *adapted for the need of the story)
Long
long ago when the cat was not yet a domestic animal it
was afraid because it was small and weak.One day it
saw a kneazle and thought:"This must be the biggest
and strongest animal.I will follow it and it will
protect me."The cat followed the kneazle through the
forest.After a short time a crup came and the
kneazle,who was afraid,ran away.The cat looked at the
crup and thought:"This must be the strongest
animal,bacause even the kneazle was afraid of it.I
will follow it and it will protect me" The cat
followed the crup through the forest.Suddenly a large
winged horse came through the trees.The crup was
afraid and ran away.The cat looked at the winged horse
and thought that this was probably the strongest
animal because even the mighty crup was afraid of
it.And the cat followed the horse. A centaur was
hunting in the forest and when he saw the huge winged
horse he threw his spear.The spear went through the
winged horse and the horse was killed. When the cat
saw the winged horse whom the centaur had killed,it
knew that the centaur was stronger than the horse.So
the cat followed the centaur,who went to his home. The
centaur's wife greeted her husband and the centaur
gave his spears and weapons to her.The cat
thought:"Female centaurs must be more important than
male,because this strong centaur has given his weapons
to his wife.I will follow her and she will protect
me." The cat followed the female centaur,whose kitchen
was warm and comfortable and stayed there.That is why
you always find the cat in the kitchen.
Umbridge
sighed as she finished with the story and closed the
book
-Hem,hem...-she looked at Beim who stared back
at her with hate-I... She was interrupted by a sudden
noise that centaurs made as a person appeared in the
valley-it was
Dumbledore.
-Intrudor!!!!You!!!!-stormed Bein-you,who
betrayed our treaty,how dare you to come to the Centaur
SunValley,you who took that stinky mule under your
roof....
-Well-Dumbledore started slowly-that makes
the 2 of us....so I'll trade Firenco for
your..erm...storyteller...
-Aaaaaargh....I DON'T WANT
THAT AIRHEAD BACK!!!!-Bein screamed-and this human being
has to pay for the insult....no way Dumbledore.
-You
leave me no choice,Beim-said Dumbledore.He ran towards
Umbridge,picked her up on his shoulder and ran towards
the tunel.The centaurs,shocked at first, ran after
them.Dumbledore ran as fast as he could but Umbridge
slipped down of his shoulder so he grabed her by her leg
and continued to run,dragging her, not caring if she
would hit a tree or get stuck in the bushes.After a
while he turned around and noticed that centaurs were
not catching him up,while Umbridges head knocked out an
innocent crup that was sniffing around the
bushes.Dumbledore ran from the Forbidden forest with
half-knocked out Umbridge and went straight to Mme
Pomfrey.The end.