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                                            ~FUNNY NICKS & PHRASES ~
I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z :D
A beautiful bird flys, U look up it shits in your eyes. U don't weap don't cry , just thank God cows do not fly
Some times I think y I like u?Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think y I love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons
My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental
Ahat si koi ho to lagta hai ke tum ho, Hawa koi Lehrai to lagta hai ke tum ho, Ab tum hi batao ke tum kissi bhoot se kam ho?
She took me to a private room,put her hands on my waist,took off my Top than put her Lips on mine,Oh thanx GOD I am only a bottle
I wish I was a tear drop , born in your eyes , Live on your cheeks and die on your lips
When times comes,to give heart to some1,make sure to select some1 who never break your heart bcoz broken hearts don't spare parts
Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti
Love your friends,As they love U,But never hate them when they hate U,Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to Only 1
U r my sweet SONA,I dont want u to KHONA,I want a place in your Heart's KONA,Otherwise I will start RONA,Ek Emal to KERONA
Sweet Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say, Sweet People hard to find,OH GOD how did u find me???
Maha ko dieting ka SHOK tha, Main SUFEE le aai, !Subha hui to dekha ke na Maha thi Na SUFEE :)
May u be What u hope to b,See all u want to see..Do all what u want to,May ur every wish comes true.."A Very Happy Birthday to u"
Jungle is empty without u...Plz come here (Mehkma Junglaat)
Dil 20 13 80 20 TERAY (Read it in PUNJABI)
A friend is 1% Funny,2% Sweet,3% Caring,4%Loving and 90% Good Looking.. Thats y i m you friend
I Like U Utna, U LiKE Me Jitna, I Miss You Tabtaq, U Miss Me Jabtaq, U Love Me Janay KabTak, But I Love U Martey Dumtak (l)
(f)You can fall from the sky(l)You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall Is in love with me*
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Mother Teresa said "Love Animals" !
A-U'r Attractive B-U'r Best C-U'r Cute D-U'r Dear E-U'r Excellent F-U'r Funny G-U'r Gud Looking H-He He He I-I'm J-Just K-Kidding
Animals of Jungle decided for a meeting.Every1 came But The meeting hasn't started.Guess y?coz the Donkey is bzy in Chatting
Last nite I lay in bed,looking at the stars, beautiful sky and da endless horizon & suddenly I thought where the hell is my roof?
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat :D
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar Muskurate hain.Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mujhe Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De, Ab Aur Na Intzaar De, Apni Awaaz nahi Sunani to mat Suna, Kam se Kam 1 Missed call Hee Maar de
Hi! Vajpaye Needs 500 Donkeys To attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, Message Perhate Hi Niklo! :D
What's wrong with yur cell everytime I call a voice says that that subscriber u dialed is a Monkey, plz contact zoo for details
Teri Aankain Jhuki Jhuki****Tera Chehra Khila Khila****Jab Tere Chehre per Haath Ghumaya ****To Aadha kilo Fair & Lovely Mila
Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
You are like the sunshine so warm,you are like sugar, so sweet...you are like you...and that's the reason why I love you!
Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget
Do you believe in Love at First Sight****Or do I have to Walk by Again??:$
Kiss is'nt like Nokia,Connecting People,Kiss is'nt like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More,But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
TUSI Bade e Gr8 Ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,JALEBI ki Tarah Stra8 Ho,KHER jo bhi ho Mere Favr8 ho...!
A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But you know that its the sweetest when it is U
Monti uncle Mujhe Na Bandar Dekhna hai :: Monti : - Beta Vo to Abhi Mere Sath Chat Ker raha Hai !! :D
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi..Sagar se gahra koi nahi..Ab aapki kya tarif karu..Dosto me aap jaisa..Nalayak koi nahi!
Sale Sale Sale..DHAMAKEDAR Sale..keemat sirf eik Muskurahat...Offer Mehdood Muddat Tak K liye Hai...Only for Girls
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