Chapter Eight: All’s Well That Ends Well or Some Shit Like That:

Utopia High Times

Date: 10/9/06

Ding Dong the Witch is Gone!

By: Parker J. Hamilton

The election results are in. Wendy Armstrong is… not the winner! I repeat, Wendy Armstrong didn’t win the class president vote this year. Heather didn’t win this year either. Instead this year’s class president is Ian Scott. This has turned out to be such a surprise. On a side note, Andrew Stewart and Heather Grier seemed to have gotten back together as a result. And who says losing can’t have a happy ending?

*Andrew*

What can I say? Parker told it all in his stupid paper. Well, almost the truth. Heather and I are not together. Well, sort of. We’re talking again at least. Something might happen again, but I’m not holding my breath on that one. She didn’t win and neither did bitchface! It was some unknown kid, Ian Scott, who jumped in the race at the last minute. He’s a new kid that transferred here a couple of weeks ago and all of the girls love him. Bah, what do I care? Wendy’s not in power and that’s all that matters. But, my war with her is not over yet. In the spirit of a lame Harry Potter comparison, Wendy is like Voldermort, they will keep coming back until they are defeated. So, I’m going to fight her until graduation.

Well now, I got my princess sort of and the wicked witch has been defeated for the time being. All’s well that ends well or some shit like that. That’s it now. Until then, fuck off suckers! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Peace Out, Motherfuckers!