Brats

    A month had passed. Shannon and Atsushi were still in Cambodia. Perry had to work overtime because of this. Since the primary school had let out for a short break, the little "angels," Turquin and Vera, were home and needed a baby-sitter. Perry saddled Rob with that job. "It's your fault that Shannon is gone!" he snapped at his former sensei. "So you have to watch the kids while I work!" Rob reluctantly agreed to do so. In the morning, he began getting ready to go by the kids' dorm. Noiz watched them from their bed. She gave him a sexy little pout.

    "Come back to bed, sweetie!" the kitty said out loud.

    "Can't," the mouse replied. "I have to watch his kids, Turquin and Vera, today." Noiz sat up pouting at him.

    "Are you serious?!?" she whined to him.

    "Yes," Rob replied. "Perry feels like I own him for pushing Shannon and Atsushi together. So, I'm helping him while he works to make ends meet." Noiz looked at him slightly cross on that one.

    "Why?" she nearly shouted. "Those bad-ass kids are the brats from Hell!"

    "I know," Rob replied. "But I still think that I owe Perry somewhat." Noiz rolled her eyes at him.

    "No, you don't," she replied. "He's just trying to guilt you into taking care of those little monsters."

    "Even so," Rob went on. "They still need someone to watch over them." Noiz collapsed back onto the bed as she sighed out loud.

    "Whatever!" she called out loud to the ceiling. Rob turned to his girl.

    "I'll see you later this evening!" he said to her happily. Noiz smiled at him a bit

    "Come back alive!" she said. Rob smiled and nodded at her.

    "I will!" he called out. The mouse bravely turned and walked out the door. Noiz looked up and the ceiling. "Oh my love..." she thought in slight worry. Rob made it all the way the Sweet Orange dorm. Perry had given him a copy of the safety key on the first day of school. The mouse slowly unlocked the door. He found the little "angels" sitting on the couch watching TV. They looked normal so far. Turquin, boy of ten, had short dark chestnut brown hair and fat cheeks. He had on a school boy uniform with his jacket off. Vera looked really cute. She had the same color hair split into two skinny pigtails. Her cheeks looked pretty plump as well. She had on a pink tank top and dark blue Capri pants. Rob gave them a little smile. He walked over to the couch some.

    "Hi kids!" he called out. They didn't answer at all. Rob looked over at the TV. The kids were watching Astro Boy. A smile came across his face.

    "That's a nice show you're watching!" he called out loud. The mouse reached over to the TV and shut it off. The kids looked up annoyed.

    "Hey!!!" the yelled out loud. Rob looked at them kindly.

    "Good, I have you're attention now," he said to them. "I am your father's former sensei. He asked me to watch you today." Silence passed between all three of them. Turquin and Vera stared at the mouse for a long time. They sneered at him. Rob smiled at them innocently.

    "What?" he asked them. Turquin grinned at him boldly.

    "I heard mum ran off with a randy monk!" he called out loud.

    "Well, yes..." Rob replied. Vera grinned at him as well.

    "Mum said that you were a weak and whimpy little loser!" she called out loud. "And she can't believe that you're a kendo teacher and she thinks you only got the job because of your mental girlfriend!" *Sweat drop on Rob's head* "Oh boy!" he thought. "This is going to be a *long* day!"

    That evening, Rob returned back to his dorm. Noiz had just finished the laundry. She looked up at him shocked.

    "Mousey!" she called out loud. "What the hell happened to you?!?" Rob sighed out loud.

    "Please don't ask!" he wailed out loud. The mouse flopped back onto the bed. Noiz looked on at him in pity.

    "That bad?" she asked. Rob nodded at her.

    "I took them out today," he replied. "That was the pits! All they did was misbehave and cause trouble. Vera pushed my into a fountain. Turquin went through my backpack and stole some yen and manga from me. Half my notes and homework and one of my shoes ended up in the lake in the park. Vera even tried to have me arrested from kidnapping, but Perry cleared it up in the end." Rob sighed out loud. "You're right!" he cried out. "They are little Hellions! I don't know how much longer I can take this!" Noiz stood over him in great pity. She wished that there could be something that she could do. Then, an  idea hit her.

    "Robbie-kun," she spoke up. "You're going to be sick tomorrow." Rob looked up at her confused on that one.

    "No, I not..." he replied. Noiz smiled at him still as she lightly put a finger to his lips.

    "Yes, you are," she said to him nodding. "You are going to be sick tomorrow." The mouse quickly got it in his head.

    "Oh!" he said. "I see!" Noiz grinned at him so.

    "Yes!" she called. Rob looked at her slightly worried.

    "But they are the children from Hell!" he pointed out. Noiz gave him a devilish grin.

    "Oh don't worry, my little pet!" she called out. "I've got that perfectly taken care of!!!" She snickered at her latest thought. Rob looked at her in slight worry on that statement. "That's what I was afraid of!" he thought in worry. "Please don't hurt them Noiz. No matter how bad they deserve it!" Noiz didn't say anything to that thought. She just snickered to herself on that one.

    The next day, the kitty went over to the kids' dorm as planned. Rob gave her a copy of the safety key. The kitty unlocked the door and went inside. She found the little demon spawns sitting on the couch watching TV. They seemed so innocent, but Noiz didn't buy it. "Lucifer was beautiful too!" she thought. Noiz processed with caution. She stood right in front of the TV and turned it right off. The little monsters looked up at her annoyed. Noiz grinned at them in a fake way.

    "Hello kiddies!" she greeted them in fake sweetness. "I'm taking over for uncle Rob today!" Silence passed between all of them for a moment. The kids sneered at her coldly.

    "Mum says you are an ugly crazy bitch!" Turquin called out. "But, I think you are a retard, ugly, and effing crazy bitch-whore!" Noiz gave her a nice little laugh to try and stay nice.

    "That's so funny!" she called. "You're Turquin, right?"

    "Yeah," the boy replied. "Why?" Noiz smirked at him in an ugly way.

    "Come here," she said to him. "I've got something for you." Confused, the boy got up and walked over to her. Noiz violently pinched him on the neck. The boy screamed out loud in pain. His sister watched on in shock. Noiz forced him right back to the couch. She handcuffed their necks and wrists together. The kids winced in heavy pain. Noiz stood over them and leaned in close to their ears.

    "Now you listen and listen good, you little brats!" she hissed at them coldly. "I am your worst nightmare! I refuse to take your shit! You will do what I say in your condition and maybe I'll go easy on you some. But if you get out of line with me, I'll give you even worse Hell than what you have right now! Are we clear?"

    "Yes Johnson-san!" they all called out loud. Noiz grinned at him evilly.

    "Good!" she called. "Now we will go to one of those old theaters with one of those old-timey samurai films, then to an art museum, next to the concert hall, and if you're really go, maybe we'll go to the park. Are we clear?"

    "Yes Johnson-san!" they cried out quickly. The kitty grinned again.

    "Good!" she replied. "Now up you go!" She forced the kids up to their feet and dragged them out the door. Team Rob-Noiz had the upper hand now. The day went on smoothly. Noiz dragged Turquin and Vera by the leash that she had put them on. Everyone around her watched in happiness. Noiz seemed to have tamed the little brats. She made their day a boring living Hell! The kids couldn't argue at all. What choice did they have? Noiz wasn't playing when she said that they had to behave or would give them Hell. It seemed that the little bad-ass kids had met their match at long last! By afternoon, Noiz took them back to their dorm. She sat them down on the couch and she stood in front of them.

    "Now you listen to me here," the cat said out loud. "Perry and Shannon do so much for you. Rob does the same as well! They may not give it all to you, but they sure as Hell do their best. We know a whole Hell of lot more than you because we have lived a longer time on this planet than you have. Now, the only thing that I ask of you is that you at least try to show them a little respect to them and me from now on! Are we clear?"

    "Yes Johnson-san!" the Hellions mumbled. The kitty clapped her hands together tightly as she breathed out.

    "Great!" she called. "Anything else?" Vera looked over at her softly.

    "Can we keep the handcuffs?" she asked her softly. Noiz began to look a little sentimental. She sighed again.

    "Well," she replied. "I've have a bit of an attachment for them. But... okay..." However, Perry came home that afternoon. He found Noiz sitting on the hall floor. Confused, the dullard walked over to her. The kitty looked up at him. Perry looked her over.

    "Noiz-san," he said to her. "What are you doing here?" The kitty nervously laughed at him.

    "Shannon's back!" she said aloud. "She just got here this afternoon."

    "Really? Great!" Perry said almost uneasily. "But, why are you here on the floor?" Noiz laughed at him nervously again.

    "About that..." she began. "I gave the kids my handcuffs and well... I stuck here on the ground to myself and the key is stuck down the drain." Noiz nervously laughed again. Perry raced right into the dorm. Bad-ass Kids: 2 Team Rob and Noiz: 0